At Ice Castle...
Hop: Hey, Lemmy!
Lemmy: Hi.
Hop: Did you accept Iggy and the Ultimate Stars?
Lemmy: Yeah, I have some feedback right here.
Hop: Cool!
Feedback says: This story stinks! Delete it!... Hate it...Nice?...What does this gotta do with burgers? I’M HUNGRY!!!...Lame....
Hop: THAT’S THE FEEDBACK?!
Lemmy: Yeah...
Hop: Well, they won’t say that once they read PART 2 of my story!
Lemmy: Well, the update’s going to happen in 10 minutes. I need time to look over part 2.
Hop: CRUD!!!
Lemmy: Well, you’ll have to wait ‘til next update.
Hop: WAIT! HERE IT IS! I FOUND IT! YAY!!!
***
Somewhere deep in Teehee Valley, a lone figure is in a dark, damp cave.
????: Haha! I have found it!!!
The unknown figure puts down his pickaxe and removes a glowing object from the hole he made.
????: Heeheeheehee. With this, I HAVE FURY ONCE MORE!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!
***
At Kastle Koopa...
The Shroobs have split up down three hallways. Iggy and Larry stop to catch their breath.
Iggy: Wow, they’re fast!
Larry: And we’re already used to running every day, but we were being chased by Roy, not chasing Shroobs!
Right after Larry says this, Roy crashes into him.
Roy: Force of habit.
Iggy: Sure...
The other Koopalings catch up to them.
Larry: They all split up...
Ludwig: Well, which way did Princess Shroob go?
Iggy: That way.
Iggy points down the hallway on the right.
Ludwig: Then let’s go that way!
They all run down the hallway until they reach a big, flashy door.
Wendy: They went in King Dad’s room!
Roy: No duh.
Ludwig pushes on the door.
Ludwig: It’s being held shut!
Roy: Watch and weep, losers.
Roy bodyslams the door. It breaks down.
Roy: (Ah, my arm!) How’s that?
Morton: Didn’t do much because-
Lemmy puts his hand over Morton’s mouth.
Lemmy: Thank you.
Roy turns and sees that there’s another door to his father’s room. Roy faints. ggy goes up to the door and pushes it. It surprisingly opens.
Iggy: Sissy.
They run in to see Bowser on the ground unconscious and wearing a marker mustache. Princess Shroob comes out of the closet with some glowing object.
Princess Shroob: %#*%& %#& ! &(!$&!!! (Take that, SUCKERS!!!)
She holds it up and the Koopalings see that it’s a Starman, but it’s silver in some places instead of being just gold.
Larry: What’s that?!
But the Shroobs don’t answer. They jump out the window. The Koopas hear her as she falls all the way down.
Princess Shroob: %&#%&(&^^(-$*&!!! (HA HA HA HA- OOF!!!)
Lemmy: What was that she was stealing?
Larry: No clue.
Roy, meanwhile, comes to.
Roy: Ugh... What did I miss?
Wendy: Simple, the Shroobs stole some cool-looking Starman from King Dad’s closet. HOW COME I DON’T GET A COOL STARMAN THINGY?! KING DAD, GET ME ONE RIGHT NOW!!!
At this, Wendy starts kicking Bowser in the face, but he doesn’t stir.
Roy: The closet...? Hey Larry, isn’t that where I locked you up yesterday?
Larry: Oh yeah, but I don’t remember what happened in there.
Ludwig: Hmmm, this is all very strange.
Bowser comes to.
Bowser: Huh? What’s going on?
Morton: Some Shroobs came and stole-
Bowser: Can someone ELSE tell me what happened?
Iggy: Some Shroobs stole a cool-looking Starman from your closet, King Dad.
Bowser: WHAT?! That starman was VERY VALUABLE!!!
Larry: It was? Hmm... $$$
Bowser: It was one of 5 special Stars.
Bowser Jr: SPECIAL Stars?
Bowser: Yes, they were called The Ultimate Stars. The Shroobs could takeover our kingdom with just HALF the power of one!
Roy: Then why didn’t YOU use it?
Bowser: There is too MUCH power! It would’ve DESTROYED the Mushroom Kingdom! THEN what would I conquer?
Roy: Good point.
Larry: King Dad, I remember a vague image of opening a chest in your closet. A bright light came out, then my memory blinks.
Bowser: WHAT?! Something must’ve happened.
Lemmy: Something Big.
Iggy: Something Mysterious.
Bowser Jr: Something Scary.
Roy: Something SHUT UP.
Bowser: Well, I’m sending one of you (plus Larry) to get that Ultimate Star back!
Roy: OOH!!! ME!!! I’M BETTER!!! IGGY WOULD STINK!! ME!!!! ME!!!
Bowser: I never said anything about Iggy, but now Iggy’s going.
Roy: WHAT? WHY?!
Bowser: Does it upset you?
Roy: Yeah!
Bowser: That’s why. Iggy, Larry, get my Ultimate Star back!
Iggy: Meh, fine.
Larry: Let’s go pack for the trip!
They hurry off to pack, Roy complaining behind them.
***
Lemmy: And that’s all?
Hop: Until I write part 3.
Lemmy: Well, you made it in time for the update!
Hop: YAY!!!
To Be Continued...
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