Leg: 1
Bob the Panther: Greetings!
And welcome to the Amazing Race.
Random Toad: Wait… who ARE you?
Fred the Mole: I randomly made
him up for this certain story
Bob the Panther: Yes, indeed.
Right now, I am in Rogueport, where 12 teams are about to embark on a race
around Plit. Here come those teams now!
11 boats pull up to the dock.
Lakilester and Lakilulu float out on their clouds, looking excited
Bob: Lakilester and Lakilulu.
Married Lakitus from Flower Fields.
Lakilester: I have adventured
with Mario during the events of Paper Mario. When I came back, I
and Lakilulu decided to get married!
Lakilulu: It was just perfect.
Since Lakilester-
Lakilester: Spike!
Lakilulu (rolls eyes): Since Spike
has traveled with Mario; we got a really good wedding deal down in Toad
Town
They’re relaxing in Flower Fields
Lakilulu: I am sure that we can
win this race. We completely have the chemistry. To win
They’re floating around Toad Town
Lakilester: Since I’ve traveled
with Mario, I have a lot of background knowledge about the Mushroom Kingdom
Henry and Orville float out.
Bob: Henry and Orville; ghostly
brothers from Luigi’s Mansion
Henry: We’ve met Luigi before,
which just reminded us about the world outside the mansion.
Orville: We decided that we would
join the amazing race to get out a little bit.
They’re driving in their favorite vehicles
Henry: Even though we do
not know much about the world-
Orville: Our cooperation and
strength is enough to get us through.
They’re playing hide-and-seek
Henry: Our time has come
Orville: To prove that we are
not hermits hiding inside a mansion
IL Piantissimo and Koopa the Quick
race out; looking eager to start
Phil: IL Piantissimo and Koopa
the Quick. Racers and best friends
Piantissimo: We were once in
a race at Yo’ster Island
Koopa the Quick: We tied for
first place, so we became instant friends.
They’re seen racing to the top of tall
tall mountain
Quick: We are both very speedy
so this race should be a cinch.
Piantissimo: I think speed is
on our side
They’re seen drinking juice at Podley’s
place in Rogueport
Quick: We have traveled to many
places over the years
Piantissimo: Many races we have
competed in.
Quick: We have enough experience
to win this
General Guy and Anti Guy walk in, looking
calm and confident
Bob: General guy and Anti Guy.
One’s head of the shy guys and the other is his most trusted servant
General guy: I am the leader
of a very strong army of shy guys. Anti Guy over here is my second
in command
Anti Guy: I do believe that we
have the strength and skill to win
They’re seen sitting at a table, plotting
against Mario
General: I’m aware that we lost
to Mario before, but now we are stronger
Anti: And ready to compete
They’re seen riding on the toy box
express
General: We are here to prove
that Shy Guys aren’t just silly pranksters
Anti: Yeah, we can be strong
competitors, too.
Grunty and Klungo come out, looking
fierce
Bob: Grunty and Klungo.
Evil friends from banjo kazooie
Grunty: It’s so great to be on
this show. What will happen? I don’t know?
Klungo: I rejoined Missssssstress
after Nutssssss and Boltssssss. She offered me a pay Raisssssssse.
Grunty: What I realized within
my heart, was that without Klungo, I fell apart!
They’re seen at the top of Grunty’s
Lair
Grunty: Even though I have been
beat, that didn’t ensure my defeat. I know that I am just a head,
but the truth is that I’m far from dead
Klungo: yeah, what she sssssssaid.
They’re seen in the HAG1
Grunty: We aren’t just here for
fun and games; we really want the cash and fame!
Kutlass and Kloak come out. Kutlass
looks very excited and… You really can’t tell what Kloak is feeling.
Bob: Kutlass and Kloak:
Best Friends
Kutlass: WOO! AMAZING RACE!!!
Kloak” …woo…
They’re seen wading in Krem Quay
Kutlass: WE’VE ALWAYS WATCH THE
AMAZING RACE AND NOW WERE ON IT YAYYYYYYYYY!
Kloak: Yeah! It’ll be fun!
They’re seen flying in the flying Crock
Kutlass: WE’RE A REALLY STRONG
TEAM SO I’M SURE WERE GONNA WIN YAYYAYAYAYAYAY AMAZING RAAAAAACE!!!!
Kloak: I think we’ll be strong
enough to win
Bullet Bill and Bombshell Bill fly
out, looking, um, I dunno…
Bob: Bullet Bill and Bombshell
Bill. Brothers from Bowser’s Castle
Bullet Bill: We’re ready to win!
They’re seen racing through Bowser’s
Castle
Bullet Bill: I and my brother
are strong competitors. We really want to win
Bombshell Bill: We’re super fast
and strong!
They’re seen Relaxing on keelhaul Key
Bullet Bill: We’re also here
because we want to build on our relationship as brothers
Bombshell Bill: yeah, we’ve spent
a lot of our lives apart. Bowser put him in Koopa Bros. Fortress
and kept me at his own castle
Bullet: Just recently, he assigned
us both to his castle, so we’ve been spending a lot more time together.
9-volt and 18-volt come out, both with
handhelds
Bob: 9-volt and 18-volt.
Best friends from Diamond City
9-volt: 18-volt! Were finally
on the amazing race!
They’re seen playing the Nintendo 64.
9-volt: We’ve always been fans
of the amazing race.
18-volt: Yeah. We have
all of the video games
They’re seen skateboarding on a slanted
road
9-volt: Just because we’re game
nerds, doesn’t mean that we don’t have any physical skill.
18: Yeah. We could win
with two hands tied behind our backs!
9: We are definitely capable
Kamek and Kammy Koopa come out.
Bob: Kamek and Kammy: Married
servants to Bowser
Kammy: eehehehehee!
They’re seen shooting spells at cardboard
cutouts
Kamek: We are Bowser’s two most
trusted magikoopas
Kammy: We are very skilled with
magic.
They’re seen on a picnic in Petalburg
Kammy: We’re ready to show the
other teams who’s boss
Kamek: We’re extremely clever.
WE have the wits to win.
Gold-bob and General White walk out,
looking happy
Bob: Gold-bob and General White.
Bob-ombs from Fahr Outpost
Gold-Bob: I say, it’s great to
be here!
General White: After we got the
cannon up and running again, we decided we HAD to go on the amazing race
They’re seen walking through Toad Town
General White: I just love to
travel. I’ve been to many places. I hope this helps me
They’re seen sitting beside Gold-Bob’s
Pool
Gold-Bob: I don’t travel that
much. That’s why I’m glad to be on the Amazing Race
E. Gadd and Toadsworth walk out
Bob: E. Gadd and Toadsworth.
Friends.
They’re seen walking on a sidewalk
E. Gadd: We became friends at
some party held by Mario and Luigi
Toadsworth: We became friends
almost instantly.
They’re seen swimming in a lake
Toadsworth: We may look old,
but we are fit.
E. Gadd: I always got quite the
work-out keeping the ghosts out of that Haunted Mansion
Bob: All teams ready? Ok,
here are the rules. Each team must find clues that lead to different
places, while also completing challenges. At the end of each leg
of the race, there will be a pit stop. The last team to check in
here, may be eliminate from the race. On go, you must all race to
the 11 clues set out and take one. It will tell you where to go next.
On your mark. Get set. GO!
All teams race to the clues
Kutlass: MAKE YOUR WAY TO THE
EXCESS EXPRESS!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob: Teams must now find this
train: The Excess Express. Once about this train, teams will
find there next clue
Gold bob/General White (1st)
Gold-bob: I know where that is!
It leads to my home-town!
General White: Let’s go!
Kutlass/Kloak (2nd)
Kutlass: OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY
WE GET TO GO ON THE EXCESS EXPRESS!!!!
Grunty/Klungo (3rd)
Grunty: Come on Klungo, we mustn’t
waste. Let’s find that train station with haste!
Klungo: Yessss Missstresss
Bullet Bill and Bombshell Bill (4th)
Bullet: How many teams do you
think are ahead of us?
Bombshell: I think about 4, maybe
five
Bullet: All right, let’s move
ahead
Henry and Orville: (5th)
Henry: Where do you think the
train is, Orville?
Orville: I don’t know, let’s
ask someone
Henry walks up to a Pianta
Henry: Excuse me sir, but do
you know where the train is?
Pianta: It’s over ‘dere, bub
Henry: Um… thanks.
E. Gadd/Toadsworth (6th)
Toadsworth: I think I’ve seen
the train last time I was here
Gadd: Where? Let’s get
out of this heat!
Koopa the Quick/Il Piantissimo (7th)
They’re in Podley’s place, laughing
***Quick: We’re so speedy, and
we already know where the train is, we decided to unwind for a second
***Piantissimo: We, um, kind
of lost track of the time
Lakilester and Lakilulu (8th)
Lakilester: Argh! Where
is the train station?
They’re on the east side
Lakilulu: Do you think we should
go check the west side?
Lakilester: probably
General Guy and Anti Guy (9th)
General: Anti Guy! We’re
losing ground! Where is that %&!@ train station!
Anti: I don’t know, but we’re
bound to find it eventually
9-volt and 18-volt (10th)
They’re on Zess T’s roof.
9-volt: 18-volt! Where
are we?
18-volt: I don’t know, but I
don’t think it’s the train station!
Kamek and Kammy (Last place)
They’re searching the port for a train
***Kamek: We didn’t get off to
a good start
***Kammy: We knew we would be
at the back of the pack
Gold Bob and General White (1st)
Gold: Here we are! The
excess Express, looking as dashing as ever!
Gold bob and General White get on the
train.
White: The clue box!
(Rip)
Gold: Detour!
Bob: A detour is a choice between
two possible challenges that teams will have to complete. The express
is known for the mysteries that Mario once solved upon it. Teams
will now solve one of those mysteries. The choices: Birthday
gift or Dinner Pot. In birthday gift, teams must find room 008, where
they will meet L’il Bub. They must then deduce that he wants the
engineer’s autograph for his birthday. After bringing this to him,
he will give them their next clue. In Dinner pot, teams need to go
to the kitchen and talk to Chef Shimi. He will inform you that his
dinner pot has been stolen. Teams must figure out that it was Heff
T who took it. Heff T will then give them their next clue.
Gold: L’il bub is my son!
He wants a, um…
White: come on, let’s go to 006
Bullet Bill and Bombshell bill (2nd)
Bullet: I think we passed a couple
teams!
Bombshell: C’mon! Let’s
board the train!
Bullet and bombshell board the train
(Rip)
Bullet: Let’s do Dinner Pot,
it sounds easier
Bullet and Bombshell run to the kitchen
Kutlass and Kloak (3rd)
Kutlass: OH NO WE LOST TIME AND
THE BILLS PAST US WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?!!!!!!!!!
Kloak: I dunno. Catch up,
I guess
(Rip)
Kutlass: DETOOOOOOOOOUR!!!!!!!
Kloak: Let’s do Birthday gift
Kutlass: OKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!
Gold bob and General White (1st)
They enter 006
L’il Bub: DAD!
Gold: SON! Can you tell
me, um, what you want for your birthday?
L’il Bub: Let me remind you.
Au-to-graph
Gold: OH YEAH! C’mon General,
let’s go get the train conductors autograph
White: OK!
Gold and White start running to the
other side of the train
Kamek and Kammy (10th)
They’re in the Pianta parlor
Kammy: ARRGH!
Kamek: We shan’t lose time!
We must find the train!
9-volt and 18-volt (last)
They’re in Rogueport Sewers
***9-volt: We just couldn’t find
the train
***18-volt: Well it was your
idea to search underground
Koopa the Quick and IL Piantissimo
(9th)
They’re sitting in Podley’s
Quick: (GASP!) Look at
the time!
Piantissimo: Yikes!
***Quick: We knew that we had
to run
Grunty and Klungo: (4th)
Grunty: Finally, we found the
train. Now let’s hurry so money we gain!
Klungo: Detour…
Grunty: If you want to have some
fun, we should do the birthday one
Klungo: Agreed. Letsssss
go
Bullet Bill and Bombshell Bill (2nd)
They run up to Chef Shimi
Shimi: You two! Please
find my pot of soup. Peas! I mean please!
Bullet: Look! A trail of
soup!
Bombshell: Let’s follow it!
***Bullet: It was really fun
working with my brother
Toadsworth and E. Gadd (5th)
Toadsworth: Here’s the train!
(RIP)
E. Gadd: Let’s do Birthday Gift
Toadsworth: OK
Koopa the Quick and IL Piantissimo
(6th)
Quick: Here’s the clue
***Quick: We, um, really lost
time
(RIP)
Quick: Detour
Piantissimo: Let’s do Dinner
Pot
Lakilester and Lakilulu (7th)
Lakilulu: here we are!
(RIP)
Lakilester: Detour
Lakilulu: Let’s do Dinner pot
Gold Bob and General White (1st)
They’re running back to room 008.
The door opens
Gold: Son! Here is your
autograph!
L’il bub: Thanks dad, here’s the clue!
(RIP)
White: Go to the storage room
Bob: Teams must now find the
storage room. It is there where they’ll find their next clue
White: Let’s go!
Henry and Orville (8th)
Henry: here’s the train!
(RIP)
Orville: Let’s do Dinner Pot
Kutlass and Kloak (3rd)
They enter 008
Kutlass: HELLO LITTLE BOY CAN
YOU TELL US WHAT YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?!
L’il Bub: no, sorry, but I’ll
give you a hint. It starts with an A
Kutlass: APPLE, ACORN, ANTENNA,
ABBREVIATION, ABALONE, ABEYANCE, ABNORMALITY, ABSCISSA, ABORIGINE, ABSOLUTION,
ACADEMY, ACCESSIBILITY, ACCLAMATION, ACCIDENT, ACCOMMODATION, ACCOMPANIMENT,
ACCOMPLICE, ACCORDANCE, ACCORDION, ACCOUNTANT, ACETATE, ACETONE, ACE, ACCUSATION,
ACID, ACQUAINTANCE, ACQUISITION, ACRE, ACREAGE, ACROBAT, ACRONYM, ACROSTIC,
ACTION, ACTIVIST, ACTUALITY, ACTUARY, AD, ADVERTISEMENT, ADAGE, ADDER,
ADDITION, ADDRESS, ADDRESSEE, ADENINE, ADJECTIVE, ADJUDICATOR, ADMINISTRATOR,
ADMIRER, ADMISSION, ADORATION, ADOPTION, ADRENALINE, ADULT, ADVANTAGE,
ADVERB, ADVENTURE, ADVENT, ADVERSITY, ADVERTISEMENT, AD-
Bub: Autograph.
Kloak: Er… Lets ask someone close
to the room
General guy and Anti guy (9th)
Anti: We have finally reached
the train
(RIP)
General: No time to celebrate.
Detour!
Anti: let’s do dinner pot.
I’m hungry
General: Good enough for me
Kamek and Kammy (10th)
Kamek: (huff…huff…) Here’s the
train. Let’s board
(RIIP)
Kammy: Let’s do birthday gift
Kamek: OK
Bullet bill and Bombshell Bill (2nd)
They enter Heff T’s room
Bullet: The trail leads into
here
Bombshell: Hmm. Excuse
me, mister, but have you seen a stew pot?
Heff T: Um, I don’t know what
you’re talking about…
Bullet: OK, he’s clean
Bombshell: Wait! Let’s
search the room
Heff T: Do you have a warrant?
Bullet: Um, yes?
Heff T: Fine. But you won’t
find anything
Bullet Bill lifts up a matt and finds
a stew pot
Heff T: I have NO clue how that
got there!
Bombshell: Can we have our clue?
Heff T: Fine (grumble grumble)
Heff T hands them the clue
Bullet: Go to the storage room
9-volt and 18 volt (last)
9-volt: FINALLY! Here’s
the train!
As 9-volt and 18-volt get on the train,
it starts to move
(RIP)
9-volt: Let’s do Dinner pot
18-volt: OK
Gold Bob and General White
White: I think the train is moving!
Gold: Good! We’ll get to
Poshley faster.
White: here’s the clue.
(RIP)
Gold: Roadblock
Bob: A Roadblock is a task that
only one team-member can complete. In this a team-member must find
one of 11 diaries hidden in the Storage room. Once found, they must
go to room 004 and give the Diary to Ghost T, who will then give them their
next clue. The contestants not participating in the challenge will
wait in Ghost T’s room.
White: Who can find a needle
in a haystack?
Gold: I’ll do it
White: Fine with me.
Grunty and Klungo (4th)
They walk into room 008
Grunty: Hello, little bomb, we
want to know, what do you want for your birthday, yo?
L’il bub: It starts with
an A.
Klungo: Can you tell usssss ssssomething
elssse?
L’il bub. A certain person’s
autograph. Now no more hints!
Grunty: OK, let’s go find out
more info!
Toadsworth and E Gadd (5th)
They walk into room 008 just as Grunty
and Klungo leave
Toadsworth: I say! Little
Bob-omb! What do you want for your birthday?
L’il Bub: An autograph
E. Gadd: Hmmm…
Toadsworth: Let’s look into this…
Bullet Bill and Bombshell Bill (2nd)
They enter the storage room
(RIP)
Bullet: Road Block
Bombshell: You do it. I’m
practically blind
Bullet: OK
***Bullet: Competing with him
was a bit challenging at first. We didn’t really know each other
that well
Kutlass and Kloak (3rd)
They walk up to the train conductor
Kutlass: EXCUSE ME SIR BUT DO
YOU KNOW WHAT BUB WANTS FOR HIS BIRTHDAY?!
Conductor: He’s always talking
about trains
Kutlass: HE WANTS THE TRAINS
AUTOGRAPH I KNEW IT!
Kloak: Or maybe the engineer’s.
Kutlass: OK LETS DO THAT!
Koopa the Quick and IL Piantissimo
(5th)
Quick: Mr. Chef? Do you
need help?
Shimi: My stew has been swollen!
Ack, Stolen!
Piantissimo: We’ll find it!
Now. Is there any kind of clue around here?
Quick: Well, there’s this mysterious
pattern on the rug.
Piantissimo: That’s soup!
Follow it!
Henry and Orville (7th)
They run into the kitchen
Henry: Hello, Mr. Cheep Cheep
Shimi: I NEED MEH SOUP!
Orville: Let’s look for evidence
Henry: Soup prints! Right
here on the rug!
Lakilester and Lakilulu (8th)
They enter the Kitchen
Lakilulu: There go the ghosts
Lakilester: Where do you think
they’re going?
Lakilulu: No Idea
Shimi: SOUP!
Lakilester: Oh yeah
Lakilulu: Let’s follow that trail
9-volt and 18-volt (9th)
9-volt and 18-volt float up to Chef
Shimi
Shimi: MY SOUP POT!
18-volt: We’re on it.
9-volt: I bet it’s in the storage
room.
9-volt and 18-volt leave the room without
noticing the trail of soup
Gold Bob and General White (1st)
Bullet Bill and Bombshell Bill (2nd)
Gold Bob is searching through a stack
of boxes. Bullet Bill is doing the same on the other side of the
room. All of a sudden…
Gold Bob: FOUND IT!
He quickly darts from the room.
A couple seconds later…
Bullet Bill: I have it too!
Kutlass and Kloak (3rd)
They walk into the control… place.
Kloak: Excuse me, sir, but can
I have your autograph?
Engineer: Why sure! You’re
the second person to ask me that today!
Kutlass: COOL!!! THAT MEANS WE’RE
NEAR THE TOP!
***Kloak: It was hectic.
We didn’t know where any of the other teams were.
Kamek and Kammy (9th)
They enter room 008
Bub: Autograph
Kamek: Is that our hint?
Bub: Yup.
Kammy: Thanks!
Grunty and Klungo (4th)
Grunty walks up to the conductor
Klungo: Exssssscussssse me sssir,
but isss there any famoussss people on thisss train?
Conductor: Yeah, Zip Toad is
in cabin 001
Grunty: Then it is there that
we shall go, let’s make haste and not be slow!
They run off
Kutlass and Kloak (3rd)
They enter the storage room
(RIP)
Kutlass: ROOOOOAAAAADDDDDBLOOOOCK!
Kloak: Who can find a needle
in a haystack?
Kutlass: I LIIIIIIIKE NEEEEDLES!
Kloak: Um, actually, I think
I’ll do it
Kutlass: OOOOOOKKKKKK!
9-volt and 18-volt (last)
They enter the storage room and see
Kutlass and Kloak
9-volt: Look! There’s the
clue!
(RIP)
18-volt: It’s a roadblock
9-volt: Man, all those years
of video games have made my eyes pretty bad. You do it.
18-volt: Why not.
Gold Bob and General White (1st)
They rush into Ghost T’s room
Ghost T: Do you have my Diary?
Gold Bob: Yes. Here you
go.
Ghost: Thank you. Here’s
your clue
(RIP)
White: Make your way to the Pitstop!
Bob: Teams must now depart from
the Excess Express, which has just stationed in Poshley Heights.
Once off the train, Teams need to find Poshley Sanctum. This Gigantic
building, a holder of one of the crystal stars, is the Pitstop for this
leg of the race
White: COME ON! LET’S GO!
They start running
Bullet Bill and Bombshell Bill (2nd)
They enter the room just as Gold Bob
and General White leave
Bullet: We have the diary
Ghost T: Great. Here is
your next clue
(RIP)
Bombshell: PITSTOP!
They rush out the door.
Poshley Sanctum
Bob is standing on the Amazing race
mat. The door opens and…
Gold Bob: We’re here!
Pennington: Welcome to Poshley
Heights
Bob: Gold Bob and General White…
You’re team number ONE!
White: YEAH!
Gold: I knew we’d win.
I had the home field advantage!
Bob: As winners of this leg of
the race, you win a 5 night trip to Poshley Heights! You’ll be staying
at the 5 star hotel and getting free pasta
Gold: Well that’s just great.
I LIVE here
White: It’s good for me!
YAY!!!
Bullet Bill and Bombshell Bill fly
in
Bob: Bullet Bill and Bombshell
Bill… You’re team number two
Bullet Bill: I’ll take that!
Bombshell Bill: yeah, next time
we’ll get first.
Koopa the Quick and IL Piantissimo
(4th)
Quick: Well, the footprints lead
here…
Piantissimo: You! You’re
pudgy and overweight! Did you take the soup?
Heff T: Well! I guess you’re
not gonna find out, Mr. Namecaller
Koopa the Quick looks at the rug
Quick: Whats this big lump in
the rug?
Heff T: Um… termites?
IL Piantissimo lifts up the rug
Heff T: Fine, you caught me.
Here’s your clue.
(RIP)
Quick: Go to the storage room!
They dash off
Kamek and Kammy (10th)
They talk to the conductor
Kamek: Excuse me, sir, but do
you know anything about Bub in room 008
Conductor: Yeah, he LOVES trains.
I think he wants to be an engineer someday.
Kamek: Hmmm…
Kammy: I bet he wants the engineer’s
autograph!
Kamek: Great idea. Let’s
go!
9-volt and 18-volt (last)
18-volt: I found one!
He departs from the room and soon enters
Ghost T’s room.
18-volt: Here’s your diary
Ghost T: Here’s your clue
(RIP)
9-volt: Travel to the Pitstop
Kutlass and Kloak (3rd)
***Kloak: The challenge was harder
than I thought. The diaries were pretty
hidden. I just had to keep looking
Kloak: Ugh! I can’t find
it!
Grunty and Klungo (5th)
They walk into Zip Toad’s room
Zip Toad: Whoa, ugly hag and
weird green thing, get out of my room!
Grunty: Wait young man, please
don’t laugh, but may I have your autograph
Zip Toad: Sure, I guess…
Zip Toad signs a piece of paper with
his name on it.
Klungo: OK, letsssssssss go
They start heading back to room 008
E. Gadd and Toadsworth (8th)
They walk into the engine room?
Hmmm, what did I call it earlier… oh yeah. The control place.
Toadsworth: Excuse me, good sir,
but can I have your autograph?
Engineer: Why sure! Boy,
am I popular today.
The Engineer signs a piece of paper
E. Gadd: Let’s hurry!
They start running
Koopa the Quick and IL Piantissimo
(4th)
They run into the storage room
(RIP)
Quick: Road Block
IL Piantissimo: Which of us has
fast eyes?
Quick: I’m thinking you
Piantissimo: Me it is, then
Henry and Orville (7th)
They walk into Heff T’s room
Heff T: I’M INNOCENT!
Henry: OK the-
Heff T: OK! I DID IT!
BUT YOU’LL NEVER FIND IT!
Henry lifts up the rug
Heff T: Darn
(RIP)
Henry: Go to the storage room
Orville: Without haste!
Lakilester and Lakilulu (8th)
Lakilester and Lakilulu enter Heff
T’s Room
Heff T: Saaaay, you two don’t happen
to know a train-obsessed Lakitu, do you?
Lakilester: um… no?
Heff T: OK. Now, why are
you here?
Lakilulu lifts up the rug
Heff T: Darn. Here’s your
clue
(RIP)
Lakilulu: Go to the storage room.
Kamek and Kammy (9th)
Kamek: Hello, can I have your
autograph?
Engineer: Why sure!
Kammy: Great! Let’s go!
They run off
Kutlass and Kloak (3rd)
Kloak is searching
Kloak: FOUND IT!
He runs off
Grunty and Klungo
They come back to room 008.
Grunty: Hey now, bomb, we heard
your clue, now here is an autograph just for you
Bub looks at the autograph
Bub: Sorry, but this isn’t the
correct autograph.
Klungo: Uh-oh. Maybe we
ssshould asssk sssomeone about Bub
Grunty: A fine decision, you
just made, now let’s hurry so we can get paid!
Koopa the Quick and IL Piantissimo
(4th)
Piantissimo is searching through boxes
Piantissimo: Here’s one!
He runs off
9-volt and 18-volt
They walk onto the mat in poshley Sanctum
Bob: 9-volt and 18-volt?
You’re team number three
9-volt: Yay!
Bob: However. You skipped
a challenge…
9-volt: What?!
18-volt: No way!
Bob: You will endure an hour
penalty
18-vot: This CANT be happening
Kamek and Kammy (8th)
They walk into 008
Kamek: here’s the autograph
Bub: Thank-you!
(RIP)
Kamek: Go to the storage room!
Kutlass and Kloak (3rd)
They walk into Ghost T’s room
Kutlass: KLOAK YOU’RE HERE DO
YOU HAVE THE DIARY I THINK WERE IN FOURTH
PLACE!
Kloak: Here it is, Mr. Ghost
Ghost T: Thank-you!
(RIP)
Kutlass: PITSTOOOOOOOOOOOP!
Kloak: C’mon! Lets go!
General Guy and Anti Guy (9th)
They walk into Heff T’s room
General: Hmm, you remind me of
a friend of mine… never mind. Do you have a
soup pot?
Heff T: Nooooooooooooooo…?
Wind from the window lifts up the rug
and reveals the soup pot
Heff T: (sigh) here’s your
clue
(RIP)
E. Gadd and Toadsworth
They enter room 008
E. Gadd: Here is the autograph
you desired!
Bub: Thanks! Here’s your
clue!
(RIP)
9-volt and 18-volt time remaining:
50 min
***9-volt: Time seemed to be
going backward
Henry and Orville
(RIP)
They’re in the storage room
Henry: Roadblock
Orville: Well, which of us is
better at hide-n-seek
Both: me!
Orville: I guess you can do it.
Henry: Thank-you very much!
Koopa the Quick and IL Piantissimo
Piantissimo: Mr. Ghost, here
is your diary
Ghost T: Thanks a bundle!
(RIP)
Quick: Go to the pitstop!
9-volt and 18-volt. 45 minutes
left
18-volt: Ugh. Why is our
penalty so long?
9-volt: A team is coming!
Kutlass and Kloak
Kutlass: WERE HEEEEEEEERE!
They go onto the mat
Bob: Kutlass and Kloak.
You’re the fourth team to arrive, but, since 9-volt and 18
volt are penalized, you’re the third
team to arrive.
Kutlass: YAAAAAAAAAY!!!
Kloak: It’s nice to know we’re
near the top.
Koopa the Quick and IL Piantissimo
Quick: We’re here Bob!
They step onto the mat
Bob: Koopa the Quick and IL Piantissimo?
You’re team number 4!
Quick: What? Why aren’t
we higher up?
Piantissimo: remember?
Podley’s?
Quick: Oh yeah.
General guy and Anti Guy
They enter the storage room
(RIP)
Anti: Roadblock
General: I’ll do it!
Henry and Orville
Henry: I found one!
He rushes off into Ghost T’s room
Ghost T: Ah, another ghost.
Do you have my diary?
Henry: Right here
Ghost T: All right, here’s your
clue!
(RIP)
Henry: To the pitstop!
Orville: Lets go!
Grunty and Klungo
They’re talking to the engineer
Klungo: Ah! Ssso he wantsss
the conductorsss autograph!
Grunty: Then it’s the conductor
that we will see. Let us hurry or gone we’ll be!
They run the the controll… place.
Klungo: Can we have your-
Engineer: I know, I know.
Man, does EVERYONE want my autograph?
He signs a piece of paper
Klungo: Thanksss
Kamek and Kammy
They enter the storage room
(RIP)
Kamek: Roadblock
Kammy: I think I should do it.
Kamek: That’s fine by me.
9-volt and 18-volt. Time left:
30 min
9-volt: This is so stressful!
Henry and Orville
They walk into Poshley Sanctum and
step onto the mat
Bob: Henry and Orville?
You’re team number 5
Henry: I’ll take that.
It’s not that bad.
Orville: Yeah, we’ll do better
next time.
E. Gadd and Toadsworth
They enter the storage room
(RIP)
E. Gadd: Roadblock. You
should do it. My eyes were obviously taken to old age
Toadsworth: I guess I’ll do it.
Lakilester and Lakilulu
They float into the storage room
(RIP)
Lakilester: Roadblock
Lakilulu: My eyes are perfect!
Let me do it.
Lakilester: Fine by me.
Grunty and Klungo
Grunty: Here, bomb, are you happy
now? You made me sweat just like a cow!
Bub: Yup. This is what
I want. Here’s your clue
(RIP)
Klungo: Go to the ssstorage room
General Guy and Anti Guy
General Guy: I found one!
He runs out of the room
9-volt and 18-volt time left 25 minutes
18-volt: …
Kamek and Kammy
Kammy: here’s one!
Lakilester and Lakilulu
Lakilulu: Got one!
General Guy and Anti Guy
They run into Poshley sanctum and stop
on the mat
Bob: General guy and Anti Guy?
You’re team number 6
General Guy: That’s pretty good
considering we messed up at the beginning of the leg
Kamek and Kammy
Lakilester and Lakilulu
Kamek and Kammy burst into the sanctum,
literally two seconds before Lakilester and Lakilulu. The same happens
with the mat
Bob: Kamek and Kammy? Lakilester
and Lakilulu? You’re teams 7 and 8.
Kamek: Good enough for me!
Lakilulu: I’ll take it, I’ll
take it
9-volt and 18-volt. Time remaining:
15 min
9-volt: So cloooose!
Grunty and Klungo
They run into the storage room
(Riiip)
Grunty: Roadblock
Klungo: Let klungo do thisss
for missstressss
Grunty: OK
E. Gadd and Toadsworth
Toadsworth: Hi Ho! Here
it is!
He runs off
Grunty and Klungo
Klungo: No! I’m in lassst!
9-volt and 18-volt. Time left:
10 minutes
9-volt puts his head down
E. Gadd and Toadsworth
They run into the sanctum and step
onto the mat
Bob: E. Gadd and Toadsworth?
You’re team number 9
Toadsworth: (Phew) we made it,
old bean!
Grunty and Klungo
Klungo: I found it
9-volt and 18-volt. Time left:
6 minutes
18-volt is pacing the floor
Grunty and Klungo
Klungo: Here’sss your diary,
Mr. Ghossst
Ghost T: here’s your clue!
9-volt and 18-volt. Time left:
4 minutes
Grunty and Klungo
They’re running through poshley heights
9-volt and 18-volt. Time left:
2 minutes
The doors to Poshley Sanctum burst
open.
Grunty and Klungo
Grunty and Klungo run onto the mat
Bob: Grunty and Klungo?
You’re the last team to arrive…
Grunty sighs
Bob: However, 9-volt and 18-volt
have endured a penalty. So you are team number 10!
Klungo: MISSSTRESSS! WE
DID IT!
Grunty: I knew that we could
win this game. Now I don’t feel any shame!
9-volt and 18-volt time left:
0 minutes
Bob: Your time penalty is up.
You can step on the mat now.
9-volt and 18-volt slowly come on the
mat
Bob: 9-volt and 18-volt?
You’re the last team to arrive… I’m sorry to tell you you’ve been eliminated
from the race
18-volt: @#$%!!!
9-volt: This isn’t how I wanted
to go out, enduring a time penalty
Bob: What does it feel like to
be the first team eliminated?
18-volt: its horrible!
9-volt: It’s a shame. Traveling
on the Excess Express was nice, though
***9-volt: We’re disappointed
to be the first team eliminated. I thought we could’ve done better
***18-volt: Oh well, one team
has to go first, right? To bad it had to be us.
The credits run
To Be Continued...
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