It is a normal day in Water Land castle when an ambassador comes to the castle. With her is a smaller man with a present in his hands.
Ambassador: To tie the bond between our kingdoms, I have a gift!
Wendy: I don’t know you…
Ambassador: That’s why we should tie our bonds!
Wendy: Fine! It better be good!
She opens the present and a machine comes out and sucks something from her.
Wendy: #^$&$%#%%$#%^&%!!
The symbols fall from nowhere and explode, killing a Koopa.
Other Koopa: I’ll get Larry!
The other Koopa runs to Larry’s castle and runs over Iggy, who is there to help Larry with some pranks. He enters Larry’s throne room.
Other Koopa: Larry!!! Wendy is in trouble!!!!
Larry: Fine, whatever…
He walks out. He passes by Iggy as the nerdy Koopa dusts himself off.
Larry: Come on, Iggy! Wendy needs us!
Iggy: Whatever…
They both head to Water Land’s castle
Wendy: ^@$%%^$^%$^%!!!
Iggy: What the heck?
Bowser: What are you two doing here? And shouldn’t Iggy be with Lemmy?
Larry: We came to help Wendy.
Bowser: Go home! I have it covered!
Larry: Larry’s a grown boy! Larry doesn’t have to listen to you! Larry can do what he wants!
Bowser and Iggy: …
Wendy: %$%^&^%!
Bowser: Then again, I like her like this…
Those symbols and the ones from before blast the Koopas to their Koopa Cruiser
All Three: Pain…
Bowser: Wendy’s voice is gone, and we have to get it back!
Iggy: From where?
Bowser: I don’t know! We’ll just fly aimlessly until we find it!
Larry: Great plan! Let’s go!!
He runs into a wall and faints. Bowser drags him into the Koopa Cruiser and Iggy hops on. Larry wakes up.
Larry: Iggy!
Iggy: What?
Larry punches Iggy.
Iggy: Why did you do that?
Larry: For not stopping me from running into that wall!
Bowser (over an intercom): Kids, come up here and look at the view!
Both: ‘Kay.
They run up to the deck.
Bowser: Aw great, an old hag is blocking the view!
An old hag and a small green man are flying in front of the ship in a rocking chair machine and flying headgear respectively.
Old Hag: My name is Cackletta!
Bowser: Don’t care.
Cackletta: Grrr! Crush them, Fawful!
Small Green Man: The yes-ness, as in I will, Letta-of Cack!
… Anyway, he says yes.
Iggy, Larry, and Bowser: Ooohhh…
Cackletta flies ahead.
Larry: Super Fist of the Nosehair: Computer Attack!
Larry throws a computer at Fawful.
Fawful: The ouch-ness!
Fawful shoots energy balls at the duo, the two Koopas dodge easily. Iggy shoots some fireballs at Fawful, who gets scorched.
Fawful: The ball of firy-ness burns with the non-cold-ness!
Larry wraps his nose hairs around Fawful and slams him into the ship.
Fawful: I am the surrendering!
Iggy: Why was that so short?!
It’s only the first boss fight, it needs to be short!
Fawful: Eyahahaha! Now, my bombs of mustard-ness will destroy you!!
Some mustard-covered bombs t hat Fawful somehow attached to the ship blow up and everyone on it is sent flying to Stardust Fields.
All: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Later…
Larry is half-buried in the ground and pulls himself out of the dirt.
Larry: Iggy! Where are you!?
Iggy is half-buried in the ground head-first
Larry: I’ll save you!
Larry pulls Iggy from the ground and Iggy lands on Larry, causing the plant-loving Koopa to be buried in the ground. Iggy pulls Larry from the ground
Iggy: Did anyone important die?
Larry: Who cares? King Dad and the two of us were the only important people on that ship.
Iggy: Good point.
They walk on and see a building, which they enter. Inside are two Hammer Bros.
Border Bro #1: We are the Border Bros.!
BB#2: If you can beat our game, you can cross the border!
Larry and Iggy: (grabbing the rope and snickering) Ok!
The Border Bros. lose .
Larry: So sorry you can’t cross the border!
The Border Bros. go to the Mushroom Kingdom side.
Both: WAIT A SECOND!!!
Iggy and Larry are already at a cannon with Bowser in it.
Bowser: Larry! Iggy! Get me out of here!!
Larry: Can we have a raise in our allowances?
Bowser: No!
Iggy: Forget it then!
Bowser: Let me out of here right now!!!!
???: Not on my watch!
Iggy: Batman?
Tolstar: … No, I’m Tolstar. If you want this guy outta my cannon, give me 100 coins!
Iggy gives him 100 coins.
Tolstar: Wait, these aren’t Mushroom Kingdom coins, are they?
Larry: Uhhh… No?
Tolstar: Good…
He fires the cannon.
Bowser: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
Tolstar: You honestly think I’m that stupid!?
Both: Yes.
Tolstar: RAAAAAGH!!!
A giant coin lands on Iggy because Larry is using him as a shield.
Iggy: Ow…
Larry: HOW DARE YOU?!
Tolstar: You used him as a shield!
Tolstar throws a spiked ball at Larry, but he just side-steps
Tolstar: HOW DID YOU DODGE THAT?!
Larry and Iggy: …
Iggy picks up one of the balls and stuffs it in Tolstar’s mouth
Tolstar: This tastes like my blood!
He faints.
Iggy: I wonder where Dad went.
They continue until they reach a cave. Three soldiers confront them.
Soldier #1: Halt!
Soldier #2: You kidnapped Prince Peasley!
Larry: We did?
Soldier #3: Yes!
Iggy knocks them out with a pan.
Iggy: What morons!
They enter a village full of weird looking people
Weird Person: Could you find Blablanadon for me?
Iggy: Nope!
Weird Person: WAAA!
They continue until they see Fawful and a Bean Soldier.
Bean Soldier: I shall stop you!
He jumps off a cliff.
Larry: …
Fawful: Who said the word “…”?
Larry: Me.
Iggy: Fawful!
Fawful: Larry! (How do I know his name?)
Larry: Iggy! (How did Fawful know my name?)
Fawful: Iggy!
Iggy: Larry!
SILENCE!
All Three: Yes sir!
Good. Now a rock drops in between you guys!
Fawful: Eyahahaha! What luck! Now you cannot be getting to the castle of bean!
Larry: Actually we’re just looking for our dad…
Iggy: And a power item, since there’s at least one in many Mario games.
Fawful: Well too of the bad!
He flies away.
Larry: Well let’s see if there are any cannons in this town!
Iggy: Hey you!
Other Weird-Looking Person: Yes?
Larry: Do you have a cannon?
OWLP: What for?
Larry: So we can destroy that rock!
OWLP: No, it’s part of the earth!
Both: AHHH! A HIPPIE!
They each get out pork,
Iggy: Back! Back!
Hippie: MEAAAAT!
He runs off,
Iggy: We won! We won! We-
???: Shut up!!
Sledge and Mallet appear and bash Iggy and Larry on their heads,
Larry: Ow… Hey, can you destroy that rock?
Sledge: Nope!
Iggy: Why?
Mallet: It would be too easy! But if you bring us a Hoohoo Block we’ll reconsider!
Iggy: Fine!
Mallet and Sledge hit them onto a mountain
Sledge: It’s on the peak, so get moving!
Larry: Darn child labor…
A Beanie and Dry Bones appear!
Both: Die!
They eat each other, somehow creating some weird hole!
Iggy: Cool, a loop hole!
They jump in and appear in a room with a statue.
Larry: Let’s break it!
Statue: Don’t do that!
Both: What the heck?!
Hoohooros: You must defeat me!
Larry whips the statue with his nose hairs.
Hoohooros: Ew! How nasty!
Hoohooros shoots beams at light that hit the duo.
Both: Owie!
The two Koopas quickly recover and both punch Hoohooros with enough force to knock him off the mountain. Meanwhile…
Weird Person: I miss Blablanadon!
Hoohooros falls on and crushes Weird Person.
Weird Person: Pain…
Eventually the evil duo makes it to an egg with a weird dinosaur dead next to it.
Iggy: *gasp*
Hippie: I know the poor creature!
Larry throws the hippie off the mountain.
Weird Person: Good thing I have life insurance!
The hippie lands on Weird Person.
Weird Person: More pain…
Larry: What did you gasp at?
Iggy points to a sign that says “Hoohoo Blocks here!”
Iggy: That.
The egg breaks open and a dragon comes out!
Dragohoho: GWAAAAAA!!!
Iggy and Larry: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
The dragon spits a giant Hoohoo Block at them and knocks Larry out.
Iggy: Super Fist of the Swirly Glasses: Larry Bat!
Iggy uses Larry’s unconscious body as a bat and knocks Dragohoho headfirst onto a giant Hoohoo Block. It then breathes fire at Iggy who dodges and jumps in the air and whacks the dragon hard on the head. The odd beast flashes and turns into a green man. Larry wakes up
Larry: It feels like someone used me as a bat!
???: Thank you for freeing me!
Larry: Who are you?
???: I am Prince Peasley!
Larry has shadows covering his eyes. He calmly picks up a Hoohoo Block and chucks it at Prince Peasley.
Larry: Die!
Peasley: What was that for?
Larry: I don’t know…
Peasley: …
Iggy: Who put you in that egg?
Peasley: A mystery figure with a hood on!
Iggy: Hoods? Those dang hood-makers!
Meanwhile, in a dark room of an unknown building, a small, child-like figure wearing a heart-shaped mask enters the room.
Skull Kid: Sir, they released Peasley and he is spilling the beans!
We see a massive, hooded figure in a chair. All that can be seen is his blood-red eyes.
Hooded Figure: I’ll take care of this!
His eyes glow ominously. Back to the Koopas…
Iggy: You have no idea who the hooded figure could be?
Peasley: No. Unless…
Peasley turns into a bean.
Larry: That was weird!
Iggy: Let’s keep him as a pet!
Bean: Nooo!
Larry puts him in a cage and puts the cage in his shell.
Larry: There, nice and cozy!
The giant Hoohoo Block they were standing on rolls off the cliff.
Larry: JUMP!
They jump and coincidentally land on the other side of the rock, and the giant Hoohoo Block completely destroys Mallet and Sledge’s house.
Larry: That was convenient!
Iggy: The narrator said that!
Yeah!
Larry: Enough!
A Bob-omb lands next to them and blows them into a cave.
Mine-Guy: Hello, Hop and Cheatsy!
Larry: Our names are Iggy and Larry!
Mine-Guy: Hey, ride through those mines and get me jewels!
Iggy: NO! We just got through enough child labor!
Mine-Guy: Fine! Just walk through!!
Larry: Yay!
They run in, and about an hour later they come out of the darkness.
Both: Freedom!
Mine-Guy: Hey Koopas!
Larry: Huh!?
Mine-Guy: You’re at the beginning again!
Iggy: …
They go into the darkness again.
Iggy: It’s spooky in here!
Larry: I hope there aren’t any monsters!
???: I’ll say!
Both: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
They run so fast they hit the wall at the end of the tunnel.
Mine-Guy: Hello again!
Larry: We’re back at the start again?!
Mine-Guy: Nope, you’re at the end! I can teleport!
Larry: *twitch* Why didn’t you teleport us to the end?!
Mine-Guy: I didn’t feel like it! HEEEHHHEEEHEEE!
Larry: *twitch* Iggy, you go ahead of me.
Larry pulls a steel bat from his shell as Iggy leaves the cave.
Mine-Guy: What the- AAHAHH! OH GOD! AHHHH THE PAIN! OOOOOAAA-
Larry comes out.
Larry: The deed is done!
They continue on.
Iggy: Where are we?
Larry: Near Beanbean Town!
Iggy: How do you know?
Larry: I secretly swiped a map from the Border Bros!
He pulls a map from his shell.
Iggy: Convenient!
They enter a destroyed city.
Larry: Yeesh, what happened here?
Beanbean Person: Help me…
Larry: Who did this?!
Beanbean Person: It was-
Iggy crushes him with a giant hammer.
Larry: IGGY! We could’ve known who did this! So we could revenge! I wanted to destroy this city!
Iggy: The castle seems ok…
Both: Let’s destroy it!
They charge to the castle but are stopped by some guards.
Beanbean Guards: STOP!
Mc Hammer: Hammer Time!
Larry: How many of you are there?
Beanbean Guard: *really fast* THEREISN’TALABUNDERGROUNDTHATCLONESUS!
Iggy: Okay…
Larry and Iggy walk past.
Suddenly, a tall Beanbean person appears.
Lady Lima: You!
Larry: Yeah?
Lady Lima presses a button and a trapdoor appears in front of Iggy and Larry.
Lady Lima: You look like plumbers, so fix the pipes!
Larry: No!
Lady Lima: I’ll give you a power item!
They both jump in. Larry pulls some corks from his shell.
Larry: Let’s do this!
Larry clogs every single hole.
Meanwhile…
Lady Lima: EYAHAHAHAHA! Now it’s only a matter of time!
She turns into Cackletta. We see a green star with a force field around it.
Fawful: The star of bean is almost in our possession of us having it!
The shield goes down.
Cackletta: EYAHAHAHAHA!
Meanwhile….
Skull Kid: Sir, there is a message from Cackletta!
Hooded Figure: Main screen, turn on!
A giant screen lowers and Cackletta appears on it. Fawful is in the background doing random stuff.
Cackletta: I have the Beanstar with me now!
Hooded Figure: Excellent... I shall tell our leader!
The screen turns off and the Hooded Figure goes into a different room with some sort of evil presence in it.
???: Yes?
Hooded Figure: Cackletta has the Beanstar! Your wish will be granted soon! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
???: MWAHAHAHAHA!
Meanwhile...
Larry: Look! A jail!
Lady Lima: Help us!
Larry: What the heck?
Iggy: If you’re down here, then who sent us down here?
Lady Lima: That wasn’t me up there, it was Cackletta!
Larry: Iggy, should we let them out?
Iggy: Hmm… Ok!
A robot with a cigarette comes in.
Bender: Leave it to me!
He bends the bars so Lady Lima can get out. He then leaves.
Lady Lima: Good, now save our kingdom!
Larry: The entire town is destroyed, but ok…
The brothers run up the stairs and see Cackletta and Fawful .
Cackletta: Too late! Queen, keep them occupied!
A giant, green thing falls from the roof as Fawful and Cackletta fly away.
Queen Bean: ROAAAAR!!!
Lady Lima: Don’t hurt-
Larry takes out a hammer from his shell and whacks the queen on the side of the head.
Lady Lima: …her…
Queen Bean: Graaa!
Queen Bean swings at Larry and knocks him into a wall.
Larry: Pain…
Iggy sneaks up behind the muscular monster and whacks her on the back of the head with a wooden baseball bat…which breaks into splinters.
Iggy: Whaaa!?
Queen Bean punches Iggy in the face, sending Iggy to the floor.
Larry: Super Fist of the Nose Hair: Normal Kick!
Larry’s foot grows five times larger and he kicks Queen Bean into a wall, his foot then returns to normal.
Queen Bean: Gaaa…
She faints.
Larry: Besides many bruises and probably having a few broken bones, she’s fine!
Lady Lima: … I want you to do me a favor!
Iggy: What now?
Lady Lima: I need you to get some Chuckola Reserve from Chucklehuck Woods to destroy her Belly Blech worm!
Larry: What’s in it for us?
Lady Lima: Destroying Cackletta!
Both: Fine!
They go to the forest, but before that…
Lakipea: Die!
Iggy throws a pebble at him.
Lakipea: WAAAAAAA!
He flies away.
Larry: What a baby!
Soon they encounter two butler guys.
Butler #1: Give us the brooch!
Larry hits them over the head with a vending machine.
Butler #2: Why didn’t I get to speak?!
You’re knocked out!
Butler #2: Oh, right…
Anyway, Larry and Iggy enter the forest and keep going until they find a building.
Iggy: Lame.
They enter a maze of barrels, and at the other end Iggy is gone and replaced by a green guy.
Green Guy: Eeep!
He runs into the next room and Iggy catches up to Larry.
Larry: That was weird!
They enter the next room
Green Guy: I can’t believe I, the Great Popple, got caught! *mumble>Iggy: Never heard of ya!
Popple: HOLY! Jeez, don’t scare a guy like that!
Larry: We’re gonna beat you up!
Popple: Rookie! Help!
Bowser comes in wearing a blue mask.
Rookie: Yes, Master Popple?
Popple: DESTROY THESE TWO!!!
Larry: King Dad! It’s us, Larry and Iggy!
Rookie: Hmmm? I don’t know who you are!
Larry and Iggy: D’oh!
Rookie punches them and Popple steals 10 coins from Larry.
Larry: No one steals my money!
Rookie: Oh yes he can!
Larry punches Rookie in the chest so hard his shell cracks a bit.
Popple: Come on, Rookie, let’s get outta here!
They run away.
Larry: They got away!
Larry and Iggy gained 30 Exp.!
Iggy: O…k…
They chase Popple and Rookie, but a barrel talks to them.
Barrel: Break this thing open!
Larry does so, and two green guys come out.
???#1: I’m Cork
???#2: And I’m Cask!
Iggy: Did you see a green guy and a Koopa run this way?
Cork: Yes, they came, stole our accents, and stuffed us in a barrel.
Cask: And they went that way!
Larry: These two know too much!
He stuffs them in a barrel and throws them into the distance. Then they enter outer space
Both: Aaahhhhhhhhh!!!!
Larry: In space, no one can hear you scream.
No one: Yeah, and it’s annoying!
They continue on until they see a tree.
Tree: I AM CHUCKLEROOT!
Both: AAAAAA!
Chuckleroot: I’m not scary!
Larry: Ok!
Chuckleroot: Get me the red, purple, and white Chuckola Fruits.
Larry: Ok, fine!
They continue until they see a tree.
Tree: Get outta my room!
Larry: This isn’t a room!
Tree: Look! A thing!
She runs even though Larry and Iggy don’t look.
Iggy: Super Fist of the Swirly Glasses: Fire Storm!
A bunch of fireballs destroy the tree. Then a Wiggler comes
Wiggler: We were supposed to get married!
Larry: Super Fist of the Nose Hair: Crow!
Larry becomes a crow with glasses. He still has his Mohawk and his regular head.
Crow: Go away or I’ll eat you!
Wiggler: AAHH!
Hr runs away and Larry returns to normal.
Iggy: This is stupid!
Larry: Yeah, I liked my old job better!
FLASHBACK!
We see Larry at a Burger King counter.
Larry: (singing) I work at Burger King making flame broiled Whoppers! I wear paper hats! Would you like an apple pie with that? Would you like an apple pie with that? Ding! Fries are done…*trails off*
FLASHBACK OVER!
Larry: Good times…
They head back to Chuckleroot.
Chuckleroot: Get my fruits!
Larry: No!
He sets Chuckleroot on fire.
Chuckleroot: AAAH!
Larry: I love burning things!
Iggy: Creepy…
They continue on until they see an old man talking to a barrel of soda.
Old Man: What do idiots drink? So-duh!
Soda gains 100 HP!
Old Man: Hi I’m Bubbles! Un! Deux! Trois!
The soda comes to life.
Chuckola Reserve: ROOOOOOOOAR!
Larry: Hmm…Since telling this thing good jokes makes it more powerful… Why did the chicken cross the road? Because!
Chuckola Reserve loses 500 HP.
Iggy: What bank holds no money? A river bank!
Chuckola Reserve loses all remaining HP and turns into a barrel again.
Bubbles: Fools!
He kicks them and the barrel, and they land next to Queen Bean. The soda pours in her mouth and a worm comes out that Larry crushes. Queen Bean then turns fat.
Queen Bean: Thank you!
Larry spots a giant diamond around her neck!
Larry: Hey look!
She looks the other way and Larry steals the diamond and puts it in his shell.
Queen Bean: What was that?
Larry: What was what?
Queen Bean: -
Iggy: Where’s Cackletta?
Queen Bean: Cackletta is at Woohoo Hooniversity.
They head there and a Laser Snifit greets them, but Larry eats him.
Iggy: 0.0
Larry: To the university!
They keep going and make it inside.
Larry: Lame.
Random Goomba: You’re lame!
He turns into DK and stuffs Iggy in a barrel and runs to the top of some stairs.
DK: Oooo! Oo!
Larry jumps over the barrels and makes it to the top and releases Iggy.
Iggy: Thanks. Let’s do something lazy!
Larry: I know!
He pulls out an Action Replay and turns on a walk through walls code, and they use it to get to a room with the Beanstar, Cackletta, Fawful, and some Wendy Bots.
Cackletta: How did you make it here so fast?!
Iggy: Action Replay!
Cackletta: Er… Fawful, activate the Wendy Bots!
Fawful: Yes of Ok-ness letta of cack!
He turns them on.
Bots: HO HO HO HO!
The Beanstar awakens but turns red and destroys the floor under it, taking the robots with it.
Cackletta: … What the!?
Fawful: Uh of the oh!
Larry hammers Fawful into the floor.
Cackletta: WAIT!
Iggy: What?
Cackletta: You skipped so much of the Hooniversity, we need to extend the fight!
Three Moblins fall from the ceiling.
Moblin: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Iggy: Super Fist of the Swirly Glasses: March of the 300 School Girls!
150 Larry clones and 150 Iggy clones dressed as high school girls march over the Moblins.
Moblins: Groooo!
The Moblins die. What wimps!
Cackletta: Let’s see how you handle THIS!
The same hippie from before appears.
Hippie: U R going 2 die!
Larry: No we r not u hip-e!
Cackletta: WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE THAT?!
Iggy: Because we feel like it!
Fawful: (muffled) LOL!
Cackletta: ENOUGH!
A lightning bolt destroys the hippie.
Larry: I know! Super Fist of the Nose Hair: Boomerang!
He throws a boomerang at Cackletta, but she ducks and it keeps going.
Larry: (while hitting Cackletta with a fan) How dare you make me lose my boomerang!?
Cackletta: Eyahahaha!
Two more Cacklettas appear.
Cackletta: You’ll never know who’s who!
Iggy punches a fake Cackletta and it turns into a bat that sucks Iggy’s blood.
Iggy: I’m feeling a bit lightheaded!
Larry punches a fake one and it turns into a bat.
Larry: No you don’t!
He throws both the bats at Cackletta.
Iggy: Thx Larry!
Larry: Np Iggy!
Cackletta throws off the bats and grows monstrous.
Cackletta: STOP DOING THAT!!!
She makes a hole under Larry. Larry silently pulls out a sign that says "Mommy", and then falls in.
Larry: AAAH! Oof! That wasn’t so bad!
Cackletta makes a hole above Larry, then below him, and he keeps falling forever.
Iggy: Leave him alone!
Iggy punches Cackletta in the face, but she just shakes it off and electrifies Iggy.
Iggy: BlagidiblagidiblagidiAAG! End transmission!
Larry: That’s- *falls trough hole* my- *falls through hole* thing!
Iggy escapes the electricity somehow and grabs Larry and throws him at Cackletta. She returns to normal.
Cackletta: Oog…
Fawful pulls himself from the floor.
Cackletta: I’ll suck you up, Cackletta!
He does so with his headgear.
Cackletta: Let’s... es…cape… Fa...wful…
Larry: Not before I pound you! Super Fist of the Nose Hair: Cannon!
He takes a cannon from his shell and puts Fawful inside and blasts him into the distance.
Fawful: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Iggy: Let’s get the Beanstar!
They jump in the hole.
Larry: Popple!
Iggy: Rookie!
Rookie: Iggy!
Popple: Larry!
Beanstar: Beanstar!
Popple: Did that Beanstar just talk?
Rookie: Nah…
Larry hits Popple with a crowbar.
Larry: Where’s my money!
Popple: It’s in my safe!
Larry starts whacking Popple with a crowbar while demanding his money.
Rookie: Stop that!
Rookie throws Larry off of Popple, but Iggy starts kicking him over the head. Suddenly, a nearby broken Wendy Bot starts working again!
Wendy Bot: HO! HO! HO!
The Beanstar wakes up and gets angry.
Popple: Grab on!
All four of them do so. The Beanstar then flies into the air.
Popple: I’m… slipping!
He falls off.
Larry: Ha! Loser!
A fly lands on his nose.
Larry: Get off!
He swats at it and falls off, and Iggy slips.
Rookie: Wait… wait… I know who I am! I’m…George Washington!
The boomerang hits him in the head, making him let go.
Bowser: Grooo…
He falls off and the Beanstar breaks into four pieces which scatter around the kingdom.
Larry lands in the sand on an island.
Larry: Iggy! Where are you?
Iggy is buried in the ground nearby being attacked by a Krab.
Mr. Krabs: MONEY!
Larry kicks him away and pulls Iggy from the ground.
Iggy: Thanks… but where are we?
Larry: Oho Oasis.
Iggy: How did you know that?
Oho Jee: Welcome to Oho Oasis! Welcome to Oho Oasis! Welcome to Oho Oasis!
The small creature keeps repeating the phrase.
Iggy: …
The two Koopas continue on until they see temples covered in jewels.
Larry: I call the one on the right!
They run into their temples and start putting jewels in their shells.
Larry: Hehehehe!
He comes across a red orb.
Larry: Cool!
He touches it.
Larry: Hmm…OW! HOT!!
Suddenly, a spirit appears.
Fire Spirit: Hello young one!
Larry: Hi!
Fire Spirit: I shall give you the power of fire!
Larry: I can already breathe fire.
Fire Spirit: Oh… Bye!
Meanwhile with Iggy...
Iggy: I can already use Super Fist of the Swirly Glasses!
Super Fist of the Swirly Glasses Spirit: Oh.
Iggy and Larry meet back at the entrances.
Larry: Did you find anything interesting?
Iggy: Nope.
Larry: Same here.
Iggy: How do we get back to the castle?
The duo teleports there somehow.
Larry: Sweet!
Meanwhile in Stardust Fields...
Fawful: Is this body good, Mistress?
Cackletta: Yes…
Fawful pours Cackletta into Bowser, making Bowletta!
Bowletta: Eyahahahahaha!
Fawful: Eyaahahahhaaaaa-
He gets hit in the head with the boomerang.
Back at the castle...
Queen: Hey you two! Where’s my son?
Larry: I forgot about him!
He takes Peasley from his shell.
Larry: Here!
Queen: That’s a bean!
She eats the bean, cage and all
Lady Lima: !!!
Queen Bean: Anyway, Wendy is coming here, so we need you to go to the airport to help her land.
Larry: I don’t want to…
Queen Bean: I don’t care!!!
Larry: Fine…
They leave, and when they arrive at the airport…
Lady Lima: There’s a problem!
Larry: Wait, how did- When did- How… Never mind…
A bunch of Piranha Plants and a giant egg are on the runway.
Larry: What are those doing there?!
Lady Lima: We made an obstacle for you. Destroy the plants!
Larry: AS RULER OF GRASS LAND, I COMMAND YOU ALL TO LEAVE!
Piranha Plants: Eh… Ok!
They do so but the egg hatches and Mom Piranha comes out.
Mom Piranha: Why is my name Mom Piranha when I was just born?
Larry: Good question.
The boomerang comes and hits the monster on the head.
Mom Piranha: Ow! How dare you!!
Iggy: Super Fist of the Swirly Glasses: Are you Okay?!
Iggy gets out a whip and starts whacking Mom Piranha.
Iggy: ARE YOU OKAY?!
Mom Piranha: OW!
Iggy: ARE YOU OKAY?!
He starts to whip Mom Piranha some more.
Mom Piranha: Yeeow! I’m feeling horrible!
Iggy: Fighting is wrong.
Iggy takes out a match and lights Mom Piranha on fire, thus killing her, and just as the plane lands.
Wendy: Hey idiots!
Larry: Wait, where is your explosive vocab?
Wendy: I’ll explain in the castle!
In the castle…
Wendy: My voice… WAS NEVER STOLEN!
Another Wendy appears and reveals itself to be a Birdo.
Wendy: THAT Wendy had her voice stolen!
Birdo: ^$%^*$^!
Lady Lima: Now take Wendy to Little Fungitown!
Larry: Did you say Fudgetown?!
Lady Lima: No.
Larry: Then I’m not going!
Lady Lima: My mistake, it IS Little Fudgetown!
Iggy: But why are we taking her there?
Lady Lima: No reason.
Iggy: At least there’s fudge!
Queen Bean: First you must head to Teehee Valley and escort her through there!
Larry: Can’t she go on her own?
Queen Bean: No, there are many monsters there!
Iggy: Then why is it named Teehee Valley?
Queen Bean: Because!
They arrive at the entrance of Teehee Valley. They come across a problem, there’s a rock blocking the entrance!
Larry: A rock that we can easily climb over! What do we do?
Mallet and Sledge fall from the sky.
Iggy: Why are you here?
Mallet: Our card.
He hands Larry and Iggy cards that say “Mallet and Sledge’s Falling from the Sky Business”.
Sledge: What do you need?
Larry: To break this rock!
Mallet: Gotcha!
He tries to hammer the rock but crumbles into pieces.
Sledge: I’ll try!
The same thing happens.
Larry: D’oh!
Meanwhile…with that Hooded Figure.
Hooded Figure: I need your fastest Nightmare Demon to take care of someone for me!
Customer Service: Okay, but you still have to pay your loan…You’re almost as bad as Dedede!
Hooded Figure: I told you I’ll pay it later!
Anyway, back with the Koopalings, Larry kicks the rock.
Larry: OWWW!
Just then a blue blur smashes the rock and jumps outta sight.
Iggy: Convenient!
Anyway, Wendy is waiting for them.
Iggy: How did you get here!?
Wendy: *ignores Iggy* Carry me to the town!
Larry: I am not carrying you!
One second later Larry is carrying Wendy to Little Fun- er… Fudgetown… while Iggy walks behind them drinking a soda.
Larry: Almost…there…
Suddenly, the same blue blur comes and kidnaps the princess!
Larry: Hooray!
Wendy: Help me!!!
Larry: Let’s get some fudge!
They are just about to reach Fudgetown when Trunkle appears.
Trunkle: ROOOOOOOAR!
Iggy: I must have fudge! Super Fist of the Swirly Glasses: Armpit Chop!
Iggy raises Trunkle’s arm and slowly karate chops his armpit.
Trunkle: You think that will-
His arm crumbles off.
Trunkle: Whaaa!?
Larry puts Trunkle in a cannon and blasts him into the distance.
Trunkle: AHHHHHH!!!!
Larry: To the fudge!
They enter the village and it’s made of fudge!
Fudge Man: Welcome to-
Larry eats him .
Toad: YOU!
Iggy: Yes?
Toad: Rescue Wendy because I feel like having you rescue her!
Iggy: Why me?
Toad: Because this other guy defeated Trunkle!
Iggy: I helped.
Toad: TOUGH! Now go to Guffawha Ruins and rescue Wendy! The other guy can stay.
Larry: Happies!
Larry starts eating everything in sight while Iggy goes into a cavern.
Iggy: This place isn’t so bad…
Statue: You mussssst dodge my flamessssss sssssssso people will think I’m sssssscary!
Larry: FUDGETOWN PEOPLE, I FOUND THE EVIL MONSSSSTER!
A ton of people made of fudge (a few with Larry’s bite marks in them) come and destroy the rock and then leave.
Iggy: Happiesssss! I mean Happies!
Iggy continues on until he meets more statues.
Iggy: This place is mixed up!
Statue: Deal with it, you moron!
Iggy gets in a bulldozer and crashes through the wall and sees Wendy.
Wendy: Help!
A blue machine stands between Wendy and Iggy
Neon Metal Sonic: I was ordered by Nightmare to kill you!
Iggy: Not on my watch!
Iggy: Super Fist of the Swirly Glasses: The Inside of a Clock!
Neon Metal Sonic teleports inside of a clock.
Neon Metal Sonic: This isn’t so bad!
A giant hippo crushes Neon Metal Sonic.
Neon Metal Sonic: There aren’t hippos inside of clocks!
Hippo: A non-believer!
A bunch of hippos stampede on Neon Metal Sonic.
Neon Metal Sonic: Ow…
He appears on a set of gears and they start crushing and scraping him.
Neon Metal Sonic: I was just painted!
A giraffe appears and picks him up with its mouth.
Giraffe: Don’t be afraid, I won’t hurt you!
The giraffe slams Neon Metal Sonic into a wall.
Neon Metal Sonic: ENOUGH!
He transforms into Metal Madness!
Metal Madness: AROOO!
He grows so powerful the clock bursts.
Iggy: No way!
Wendy: Ahhhh!!!
MM: Graaaaaaaaaaoo!
Iggy: Super Fist of the Swirly Glasses: Raining Cameos!!
A weird cloud appears above MM.
Metal Madness: Huh?
Bobobo, Don Patch, Jelly Jiggler, Torpedo Girl (she’s a torpedo!), OVER, Czar Baldy Bald the Third, Czar Baldy Bald the Fourth, Soften, Beauty, Gasser, Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Kakashi, Itachi, Kisame, Sasori, The Xs, Orochimaru, Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Eggman, Omega, Rouge, Gaara, Rock Lee, Weebl, Bob, The Monkey, Captain Battleship, Luffy, Zolo, Nami, Usopp, Sanji, Chopper, E-102 Gamma, and the boomerang rain on top of Metal Madness, defeating the machine.
Wendy: Take me back to the fudge town! NOW!
They head back to what’s left of Fudgetown (the arcade and hospital) and Toad comes up to them.
Toad: The other turtle guy is sick!
At the hospital…
Doctor: I’m sorry to say this… but Larry won an Invincishroom and has BEAN FEVER!
Iggy: What does that mean?
Doctor: In three days he’ll become… a nacho! There is a cure! Go back to the ruins and get some Crabby Grass!
Wendy: Oops… I think I ate it!
Larry pukes in a bag.
Larry: What?!
Wendy: I got hungry!
Iggy: Don’t worry, I saved that loophole from before!
Iggy pulls out the loophole and jumps in it and Larry is all better but the Clown Copter bursts through the hospital roof, cutting the doctor’s head into little bits.
Larry: Dad, is that you?
A figure rises from the Clown Copter.
Bowletta: I am Bowletta!
She snatches Wendy and flies away.
Larry: … AW CRUD!
Iggy: TO THE CASTLE!
After a cheap spinoff of Batman…
Larry: Our sister was kidnapped! We don’t care that much…
Queen Bean: A message from Bowletta came!
A PSP drops from the ceiling.
Larry: A PSP!!!
He crushes it and throws it in a fireplace nearby.
A GBA drops from the ceiling.
Larry: That’s better!
Ceiling: You’re welcome!
A hologram comes from the GBA.
Bowletta: Eyahahaha! I, the great Bowletta, want, want, want…
Larry is trying to play the game until the boomerang hits him over the head.
Bowletta: The Beanstar! But since it’s in four pieces you’ll have to gather them! I’ll send a DS when you do!
Fawful: Mistress, what shall I do with the mustard?
Bowletta: Wait, don’t-
The hologram vanishes… poof!
Lady Lima: Get the one in Teehee Valley!
Larry: Why there?
Lady Lima: If you don’t, I’ll kill you!
Larry takes out a hammer and knocks Lady Lima out.
Queen Bean: That’s it?
Larry throws Lady Lima into the distance.
Queen Bean: Stop hurting people!
Larry: Yeah, Iggy!
Iggy: …
Larry and Iggy head to Teehee Valley.
Iggy: Why are we rescuing Wendy?
Larry: She owes me money! What were we doing? Oh yeah, the Beanstar!
Iggy: I wonder where it is.
Skeleton: We just found a weird bean-thing!
Iggy: Bingo!
They head toward where the skeleton is going, and it enters a ship.
Larry: Sweet!
Jack Sparrow: I need a ship like that!
Jack Sparrow falls from being drunk. Lemmy appears.
Lemmy: No alcohol references!
Lemmy vanishes as Larry and Iggy enter the ship.
Captain: ARRR! How’d you get here! We’re in the middle of the ocean!
Larry: No we’re not.
Captain: YES WE ARE!
Iggy: Ok, ok, we are!
They go toward the bottom.
Skeleton Guard: HALT! Nobody gets in without a membership card!
Larry takes a random bone from the skeleton and it falls apart.
Skull: Thanks a lot, ya jerk!
Larry: Look, soda!
Bloat: Help! I need dynamite!
Napoleon: Gosh!
Bloat somehow slips out of the crack and the ship somehow goes into the ocean.
Captain: ARRR!
The ship crashes and we see Larry regaining consciousness on a beach.
Larry: I can’t believe we came outta that without a scratch!
Iggy: I wish!
Iggy is all battered and bruised.
Larry: The Beanstar piece!
Larry picks it up but the boomerang snatches it from his hand and flies away.
Larry: …
Three fat girls come up to them.
Girl #1: Hermie has a shiny thing!
Girl #2: I heard he also has cake!
All Three: CAKE!
They run away. Larry and Iggy shrug it off and go into a nearby massage building.
Counter Person: 200 coins!
Iggy takes the counter person and throws her out the window into a lava pit.
Nearby Customer: You have issues…
Gigi: Hi!
Merri: Hi!
Gigi: I just said that!
They eat each other… somehow…Larry and Iggy shrug that off as well and they leave. They then come across a large Koopa.
Fat Koopa: You can’t knock me down!
Larry pulls out diet soda and the Fat Koopa gets sucked in.
Larry: Let’s swim!
They swim until they see the three girls eating cake near a giant crustacean.
Zoidberg: Hello everyone!
Larry: GO AWAY, ZOIDBERG!
Zoidberg: Aw…
He leaves, then we see a giant hermit crab.
Hermie: Can’t I have thome cake?
Girls: NO!
Hermie cuts them into pieces with his claws.
Hermie: Are… you… Thanta Clauth?!
Larry: … No.
Hermie: ARGTHHHHHHHHHH!
Hermie spits on them.
Both: Ew…
Larry: Super Fist of the Nose Hair: Teddy Bear Wedding!
Larry punts Hermie into the distance and the hermit crab falls on a wedding cake surrounded by Teddy Bears.
Teddy Bear: He ruined our cake!
Teddy Bear #2: WHAT?!
All the teddy bears turn into real bears and start clawing at Hermie.
Larry (dressed as a teddy bear): DIE!
Hermie starts snipping Larry and Iggy with his claws.
Larry: OW!
Iggy: My tail!
Larry burrows underground and then a giant pillar of fire erupts from under Hermie.
Hermie: YARRRGHTHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Hermie’s spit puts out the fire.
Iggy: Take this!
Iggy takes out a bazooka and steam comes out of it.
Hermie: ACK! Thteam!
While Hermie is distracted, Larry burns his X-Mas Tree shell.
Hermie: YARTH!
Hermie shoots poison bubbles at Iggy who barely dodges.
Iggy: ACK!
Larry sneaks up behind Hermie and places him in a giant grill and cooks him.
Larry: We win!
Iggy grabs the Beanstar Piece!
Larry: Yes!
BEANTSAR PIECE COLLECTED!
Both: We did it!
They continue on until they reach nothing!
Larry: Er… How do we get back?
Iggy: We swim, duh!
They turn into fish and swim to the castle and change back to normal.
Larry: Hey Queen, where’s the next Beanstar Piece?
Queen Bean: In some place!
Larry: Er... Okay…
They wander around until they see a sign that says “Harhall’s Studio”.
Iggy: Let’s try this place that suddenly appeared outta nowhere!
They enter and see a cage with a Beanstar Piece in it.
Larry: Happies!
Two people run past them.
Person #1: It’s so hard!
Person #2: Too much *burp* water!
Iggy: Weird…
He tries to open the cage but a siren blares and someone walks toward them.
Harhall: HOW DARE YOU TRY TO TAKE MY SHINY ROCK?!
Larry: Sorry…
Harhall: If you make some clothes for me I’ll give the shiny rock to you.
Both: Fine.
They enter a clearing with bombs and a shirt.
Larry: Well there’s your shirt over there!
Harhall: Oh yeah! You can have the rock now!
The cage opens and Iggy grabs the Beanstar! Two Beanstar Pieces collected!
Iggy: Well that was easy!
They go back to the castle again.
Harhall: WAIT! MY SHINY ROCK!
Larry throws a metal rod at Harhall, knocking him/her out.
Larry: Idiot!
Larry and Iggy enter the castle.
Queen Bean: Go to the theater!
They leave.
Iggy: To the Theater!
After another cheap knockoff of Batman...
Boddle: Hello! Welcome to the theater!
Assistant: Master… I haven’t eaten in five years…
Boddle: Tough!
The assistant dies. Larry notices a shiny green object in Boddle’s hand.
Larry: A Beanstar Piece!
Boddle: Well you can have it if you get me seven shiny things!
Larry: You do know that without that, this kingdom is doomed, right?
Boddle: Yes.
Iggy: Right… We’ll give you some shiny things…
Larry pulls out a machine gun and shoots Boddle. He then takes the Beanstar Piece! A GB Color drops from the sky in front of them and a hologram of the queen appears.
Queen Bean: Go to Winkle Realm in the forest!
They do so and come across a Winkle.
Winkle: Hi!
Larry: Ew!
Larry steps on him and continues on to see Popple trying to get the Beanstar Piece off of a high platform.
Popple: Almost… there!
Larry: HEY POPPLE!
Popple falls from being startled
Popple: Grrr…!
Larry: Wait…Where’s my money?!
Larry takes out a gun and shoots Popple in both legs.
Popple: Whaaa!
Larry starts beating the snot outta Popple.
Larry: Where’s my money!
Popple: I don’t have it!
Larry sets Popple on fire.
Larry: Give me my money!
Larry finally sends Popple flying into the distance with a powerful punch.
Popple: YAAAAARGH!
Iggy: Just calm down there…
Iggy grabs the Beanstar Piece! All Beanstar Pieces collected!
Iggy: Finally!
They head to the castle.
Queen Bean: Well done! Well done!
She somehow makes the Beanstar Pieces form back into the Beanstar.
Queen Bean: Oh, and you’ll need this!
She hands them a fake Beanstar and one of Wendy’s bows.
Queen Bean: I want Wendy to have a clean bow!
Larry: Why?
Queen Bean: I JUST DO!
A DS falls from the ceiling and a hologram of Bowletta appears.
Bowletta: Come to Joke’s End for the exchange! How do I know you have the Beanstar, you ask? I just do!
The hologram vanishes.
Larry: We’re on our way!
They go to the beach and see a slot.
Iggy: What now?
Larry puts Iggy in the slot and Iggy turns into a surfboard.
Iggy: AAH!
Larry rides Iggy to Joke’s End and turns Iggy back to normal.
Iggy: …
Larry: What?
Larry’s Voice: Why did the chicken cross the road? Because!
Larry: Hey! That’s my joke!
The two enter an icy building and come across a blue creature.
Jojora: Hello!
Larry: Hi.
Jojora: *giggle>Iggy: Uh... Miss-
Jojora: I’m, like, totally a guy!
Both: …
She starts floating up.
Larry: We need to get to the top!
Larry and Iggy grab her and ride to the top.
Jojora: Let’s, like, invite one of my friends over!
Iggy: Are you sure you’re a guy?
Jojora: Like yeah!
Larry and Iggy: …
Larry: So you are 100 percent sure you are a guy?
Jojora: Like totally yeah and stuff!
Both: …
Jojora: Now, like, totally pick a friend to, like, come and have a tea party! Hoohoolia, Teeheena, Chucklissa, or Oholina?
Iggy: Why not all of them?
A giant, ripped, blonde snow thing drops from the ceiling.
Larry: Where are the others?
Jojora: She has identity issues.
Monster: Did you say something, Jojora?
Jojora: No, no.
Larry: Great, a gender-confused blue thing and an identity-issued snow monster!
Both: HOW DARE YOU?!
Monster: SMASH!!
She smashes Larry into the floor
Larry: D’oh!
Iggy jumps on the Monster’s head and sets her hair on fire.
Monster: FIRE!!!
She tries to douse it but can’t.
Monster: AAAHHH!
She melts.
Jojora: That was, like, totally rude! Take this!
He shoots ice cubes from his wand but they just fall on the floor.
Larry: …
Iggy: …
Jojora: …
Shy Guy: …
Larry picks up the random Shy Guy and throws him at Jojora.
Jojora: That was, like, totally rude!
He blasts an ice blast at Iggy.
Iggy: *is frozen* So… cold!
Larry steals Jojora’s staff.
Jojora: Like, no and stuff!
Larry whacks her over the head with the staff and he faints.
Iggy: Narrator, is it a boy or a girl?
I don’t know. That’s why I kept switching.
Larry: …
They go into the next room and Fawful is in it.
Fawful: Eyahahahha! Hand over the Star of Bean!
Larry gives Fawful the fake star.
Fawful: YOU THINK I AM FOOLED?!
Fawful takes the real Beanstar and flies ahead.
Larry: We gotta get Wendy back! And I have an idea…
Fawful: Mistress, I am having the Star of Bean!
Bowletta: Wonderful! Now le-
Larry appears.
Wendy: HELP! HELP ME NOW OR ELSE!!!
Larry starts laughing.
Bowletta: Wait… What’s so funny?!
Larry: That Wendy you have… is A FAKE!
Iggy comes in with a bow on his head. Besides the bow, nothing is different about him.
“Wendy”: We fooled you!
Bowletta: Grr!
She releases Wendy and takes Iggy away.
“Wendy”: Ahhh!
Wendy: It’s about time, squirt!!! Take me back to the castle! NOW!
Meanwhile, on Bowletta’s airship.
Bowletta: Eyahahaha! I finally have the princess AND the Beanstar!
She is talking to the Hooded Figure on a screen.
Hooded Figure: Good… Now how is project “MM” coming?
Bowletta: It is near completion, just a few more tweaks…
“Wendy”: Project “MM”?
Hooded Figure: … Bowletta…
Bowletta: Hm?
Hooded Figure: I know it may be shocking, but… THAT IS NOT WENDY!!!
Bowletta: WHAT?!
Bowletta breathes fire at Iggy, burning off his disguise.
Fawful: We have been the tricked of being fooled!
Iggy runs ahead and a crate falls in between him and the evil doers.
Bowletta: GRRR!
Iggy continues on and grabs the Beanstar.
Iggy: YES!
A trap door opens and Iggy jumps out and the Beanstar lands on Queen Bean’s head somehow.
Iggy: I forgot a parachute!!!
He falls underground and is knocked out. Then a familiar face appears.
Popple: How lucky! Rookie! Get over here!
Meanwhile...
Larry: He landed around here somewhere…
He falls through a hole in front of a tied up Iggy.
Iggy: Ugh…
Larry: Iggy!
He burns the ropes and frees Iggy.
Iggy: Larry! Run!
Larry: Huh?
Iggy: There’s a monster here!
Popple appears.
Popple: Aw, boo! You showed up!
Larry: … It’s just Popple…
Iggy: It’s not him… It’s his new rookie!
Popple: ROOKIE!
A rumbling is heard and a figure bursts through the wall
Popple: Meet my new Rookie: Hooded Figure!
Yes, the same hooded figure.
Hooded Figure: Hello… Larry!
Larry: How do you know me?
Hooded Figure: That is none of your concern!
Larry: Why not?
Iggy: He has a point.
Popple: Rookie! ATTACK!
Hooded Figure: I won’t be taking orders from you anymore…
Popple: Huh?
Hooded Figure: DIE!
A black flame destroys Popple.
Hooded Figure: Now then…
He removes his hood to reveal… Wart?!
Wart: You didn’t expect my master to come himself, do you?
Larry and Iggy: Yes.
Wart: Too bad!
Larry: How did you breathe fire?
Wart: I may be mutated, but I’m still a Koopa! Die!
Larry: But we’re family!
Wart takes this chance to punch Larry in the face.
Larry: Ow…
Iggy: That was cheating!
Wart: …
Larry: Super Fist of the Nosehair: Nosehair Armor!
A bunch of nose hairs come out of Larry’s nose and wrap around him. He glows and he is suddenly wearing empty boxes of oranges on his head and chest.
Wart: WHAT?!
Larry: Hehehe!
Wart: Oh come now!
He breathes fire at Larry but with no effect.
Wart: WHAT?!
Suddenly an orange comes and talks to Wart.
Wart: Wait, who are you?
Orange: … YAYAYAYYAYAYYAYAYAYA!
Orange #2: Hi.
A bunch of oranges appear and say random things.
Orange #Q: I divorced with my underwear wife!
Wart: HUH?! Q isn’t a number!
An apple woman appears.
Apple: …
Wart: Er…
She punches Wart in the face.
Wart: What’s going on?!
He returns to Plit.
Wart: What was that?
Larry is eating his cardboard armor.
Iggy: My turn! Super Fist of the Swirly Glasses: Nose Hair Alley!
Larry: Hey! Nose hair attacks are my thing!
Twenty nose hairs come out of Iggy’s nostrils.
Wart: Whaaa?!
Wart starts getting whacked with most of the nose hairs.
Wart: ARGH!
The rest are hitting Larry.
Larry: I feel so happy!
Wart: HUH?!
Iggy finishes Wart off and the mutated Koopa faints.
Larry: Yay!
Iggy: It’s great we won and all, but why would Wart attack us?
Larry: I don’t know but we still need to stop Bowletta!
They go to the town to find it destroyed… again…
Larry: Wait a second… It was like this the entire time!
The queen comes out.
Queen Bean: I was too lazy to clean this place up.
Iggy: …
A giant castle appears in the sky.
Larry: It's King Dad’s castle!
Iggy: But how do we get there?
Larry pulls a staircase from his shell. It is bent and oddly shaped so they can get into the castle.
Larry: Like that!
In the floating castle’s throne room…
Bowletta: Eyahahha! The fools are here! KOOPALINGS!
Four of the seven Koopalings come.
Bowletta: I need you guys to kill Larry and Iggy!
Morton: NO!
Lemmy: Who are you?
Bowletta: Cackletta in your dad’s body.
Roy: Does that make you our mom or something?
Ludwig: Ewww! Dad is a girl now!
Bowletta: Well... er… I guess I’m really your mom now…
Morton: EW! GROSS! NASTY!
They leave.
Bowletta: …
She turns on a screen.
Hooded Figure: Now what?
Bowletta: The Koopalings aren’t following my orders!
Hooded Figure: No matter, I’ll just send some of my other minions…
IGGY’S ROOM
Larry and Iggy enter the castle. For some reason the first room is Iggy’s room.
Larry: Well… now what?
King Dedede and Escargon appear!
Escargon: We will-
King Dedede: Kill you!
Larry: You don’t belong in this universe!
King Dedede: Who cares, you die now!
A tank appears and they jump in.
Escargon: Heheheh….
Larry: DIE!
Escargon: Ack! FIRE!
He fires at Larry but he easily dodges it and destroys the tank, knocking Escargon into the lava.
King Dedede: DIE!
He charges at Larry with his hammer but Larry takes it.
Iggy: I want to fight…
He just watches Larry beating King Dedede with his hammer.
King Dedede: Please… STOP!
Larry tosses him into the lava. Suddenly, a portal appears.
Larry: Let’s go!
They jump into the portal.
MORTON’S ROOM!
Larry and Iggy come out dressed as boxers.
Both: Put up your dukes!?
Eggman appears.
Eggman: Mwahaha!
Before anything can be done, Sega appears.
Sega: Eggman! What are you doing here?!
Eggman: Well I just…
Sega: We don’t want to hear it! Come back to the Sega world now!
Eggman: Ok…
They vanish.
Iggy: That was easy.
A portal appears and they enter it.
LEMMY’S ROOM!
Larry: Who wants to fight?
0 appears.
0: You shall die!
Iggy flicks the eye.
0: Ohh! OW! OH DAD THAT HURTS!
Larry pours some ketchup on the eye.
0: AAAHHHHH!!! OH DAAAD IT BURNS!!!
He falls in the lava.
Iggy: I wonder if all of these fights will be this easy.
Larry: I hope so!
They enter the portal.
LUDWIG’S ROOM!
02: You killed my little brother! DIE!
Larry takes out some salt.
02: Um… Never mind!
He flies away and the portal appears.
ROY’S ROOM!
Roy: I’m not supposed to be here!
Larry: A non-cameo?
Iggy: Oh well…
After one very long beating, we see Roy beaten to a pulp
Roy: Urgh…
They enter the portal.
WENDY’S ROOM!
Larry: I have a feeling this cameo we are about to face will be much different from the others…
Kisame appears.
Kisame: You will die!
Larry takes his sword and whacks Kisame, who is barely fazed.
Kisame: You must die.
Kisame picks up the Koopas with one hand each and slams the brothers into each other.
Both: OW!!
Larry sets Kisame on fire and kicks the fishman into the lava. A portal appears and the duo enters it.
LARRY’S ROOM!
Larry: I command this fight to be longer!
Itachi appears. He lunges at Larry and spins his eye
Larry: What’s... happening?!
He slowly changes into… a cabbage?
Cabbage Larry: Yes!
Itachi: THAT WASN’T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!!!
Carrot Iggy: What happened to me?!
Itachi: …
They both punch him so fast it looks like they have a lot of arms.
Itachi: You may have defeated me for now, but…
He vanishes.
Larry: So much for a long fight…
Iggy: Yeah…
A portal appears and takes them to a new room.
Voice: Hello Koopas!
Fawful appears.
Iggy: Die!
Fawful: Eep!
He gets in a machine and it starts spinning.
Fawful: AARGH! IT IS THE BURNING OF HOTNESS! WAIT! IT WON’T OPEN OF THE NOT BEING CLOSED!
Fawful manages to escape the machine and charges at the duo, who just punch Fawful until he faints.
Both: Lame!
They continue to the throne room.
Bowletta: Welcome fools! I didn’t expect you to be able to beat Fawful!
Larry: Well he is a total wimp…
Bowletta: …
Iggy punches Bowletta in the face.
Bowletta: Oof.
Larry grabs her horn things and smashes her into the throne.
Bowletta: Gaa!
She smashes their faces into the floor.
Larry: Super Fist of the Nose Hair: Torpedo Attack!
Torpedo Girl: I’M A TORPEDO!!!
She smashes into Bowletta and keeps going and going and going.
Larry: How do you like that?
Bowletta: Eyahahaha!
She breathes a pillar of fire at our villains.
Both: HOT!
Bowletta: Just let my master see you die!
The screen turns on.
Hooded Figure: What now?
Bowletta: The other minions failed, but I managed to defeat them!
Hooded Figure: Good…
Bowletta eats them by sucking them in.
Both: BWAAHAHAHHAHAAAAAA!
Hooded Figure: Wait! Where are Wendy and the Beanstar?!
Bowletta: Er…
Hooded Figure: Our master needs the Beanstar’s wish-granting powers!
Bowletta: But at least I killed Larry!
Inside Bowletta’s stomach…
Larry: Ow... This place is huge!
Iggy: No wonder she’s so fat!
???: HEY!
Cackletta’s Spirit appears.
Cackletta’s Spirit: You’re very persistent!
She summons lightning that strikes our villains.
Both: ACK!
Cackletta's Spirit: Eyahahaha!
Larry: FUUUUSIOOOON!
Iggy turns into candy and Larry eats him and becomes a tall Koopa with a golden mohawk with a red shell. The fused form has no glasses, but swirly patterns on his eyes.
???: I AM LIGGY!
Cackletta’s Spirit: That’s it?
Liggy: No… Ok, yeah, it is…
Cackletta’s Spirit: …
Liggy: Time to get serious!
Liggy stuffs a giant cabbage in a cannon and fires it, hitting Cackletta’s Spirit in the face.
Cackletta’s Spirit: TAKE THIS!!!
She flicks her finger and a giant fireball hits Liggy.
Liggy: Steamy!
Cackletta’s Spirit: Had enough?
Liggy: Neva!
He takes out a gun.
Cackletta’s Spirit: Oh crud!
Liggy shoots rusty nails at Cackletta’s Spirit’s heart.
Cackletta’s Spirit: AUGGGHHHH!
Cackletta’s Spirit shoots more lightning at Liggy, who barely dodges. Liggy then punches Cackletta’s Spirit’s hands, making the left one vanish.
Cackletta’s Spirit: Die!
Cackletta’s Spirit shoots energy beams from her eyes at Liggy, who takes damage.
Liggy: Gah!!
Cackletta’s Spirit tries firing more beams, but Liggy pokes her eyes, then kicks Cackletta’s Spirit’s right hand, causing it to vanish.
Cackletta’s Spirit: Curse you!
Cackletta’s Spirit bites Liggy and chews him up a bit before spitting him into the floor.
Liggy: Die!!
Liggy roundhouse kicks Cackletta’s Spirit in the head, causing it to vanish.
Cackletta’s Spirit: Gyah!
Liggy kicks the nails in the heart, destroying it. Cackletta’s Spirit vanishes and Liggy changes into Larry and Iggy.
Larry: We won!
Iggy: How are we going to get outta here?
They teleport out somehow.
Bowletta: Arggghhh!
She starts flashing and turns back to Bowser, who is unconscious.
Bowser: …
Larry: We did it!
They start to leave.
Iggy: What about Dad?
Larry: He’ll be fine.
They make it to the door and jump, and land in the queen’s throne room.
Queen Bean: Good news! I packed a bunch of bombs in the flying castle somehow!
Larry and Iggy: WHAT?!
The castle explodes.
Both: DAAAAAAAAAD!
They both turn to Queen Bean… and…well, let’s just say she died a painful death.
Iggy: Poor Dad.
Larry: He DOES have a knack of surviving very deadly things.
Iggy: Wait! Where’s Wendy?
Lady Lima: She left.
Larry: AFTER ALL WE DID FOR HER?! Wait, how did you get back?
Lady Lima: I’m not telling.
Larry: Well let’s leave.
They leave the castle and head back to Dark Land. But meanwhile…
Bowser: …
A figure approaches Bowser’s somehow alive body and places Cackletta’s Spirit in him.
Bowletta: Eyahahaha! I am reborn! Good work, Project MM!
MM: Thank you.
Here’s what happened to everyone important!
Larry: Went back to interviewing.
Iggy: Went back to his usual life.
Queen Bean: Dead.
Prince Peasley: Dead.
Wendy: Went back to Water Land.
Most Koopalings: Went on with their lives.
Bowser: Well you saw the ending, didn’t you?
Hooded Figure: Still plotting to destroy Larry. Why, you ask? Well I can’t tell you yet.
And that’s everyone I feel is important!
The End!
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