Our story begins 1 year after Bowser took over the world, but there are still rebellions. Our story follows one. Its members are Mario, and Luigi. To the story!
Chapter 1
In Toad Town:
Koopatrol1: Pay your rent!
Poor T: I’m too poor, as my name would suggest!
Koopatrol2: Too bad! If you’re too poor then give us your house!
Poor T is seen giving them a cardboard box. Suddenly a Koopa shell factory explodes and Mario and Luigi are seen coming from the flame and ruble.
Koopatrol2: And I was just gonna go have my Toad slaves wax my shell.
Mario: Stop, bad guys!
Luigi: Ya!
{RPG Battle!!!!}
Mario 20/20
Luigi 15/15
VS
Koopatrol1 10/10
Koopatrol2 5/5
Koopatrols: For the glory of Bowser!!
Mario uses jump on Koopatrol1. 5 damage.
Luigi uses jump on Koopatrol1. 5 damage.
Koopatrol1 is KOed
Koopatrol2 uses shell slide on Mario. 2 damage.
Mario 18/20
Luigi 15/15
VS
Koopatrol2 5/5
Mario uses punch. 6 damage
Koopatrol2 is KOed
Mario and Luigi win!
Koopatrol1: Lord Bowser will get you two!
Poor T: Thank you, sirs! But aren’t you worried that King Bowser will get you?
Mario: No we’ve beaten him OVER 9000 times!
Later that day…
Luigi: You know, Bro, we should recruit more people.
Mario: I agree, but who would be stupid enough to join us on a journey that could kill us all?
They then hear sobbing and look toward it. They see a Dry Bones and a sobbing Koopa with a hammer
Koopa (sobbing): And... sniff... that’s why I can’t cry!
Dry Bones: That’s so sad! Wha!!!
Mario: ... That’ll work. Hey, what’s your names?
Koopa (non-sobbing): My name is... C.T. Koopa!!!
Dry Dones: And my name is D Bones. D for Drew!
Mario: Want to come with us?
The camera zooms into their faces:
C.T. & D Bones: We’ll do it!
Chapter 2
Our- er... “heroes” talk about their abilities.
C.T: I have a hammer and Thunderhand!
Luigi: I can jump, and can suck up ghosts.
Mario: I can punch and use F.L.U.D.D.
D Bones: I can throw my bones and I have Firebrand!
Mario: Well that sure went by quick.
C.T: Yep! Ooh look, a fortress!
So the gang goes to the fortress. But it requires a key.
Luigi: Well dang. We can’t get in!
Mario: Let’s look for the key!
Later...
D Bones: Whoa, that was some adventure!
C.T: I didn’t know whales could kick-box that well! My legs still hurt!
Mario: I still can’t believe Luigi dove into an active volcano to get the key
Luigi: I hope the author wasn’t too lazy to write about it!
The team opens the fortress door.
???: I’ve been waiting for you! For
my name is Boom Boom!
Chapter 3
The team has entered a fortress and found the boss: Boom Boom. I got my money on him to beat them. Who will win?!
Boom Boom: Lord Bowser has promised a reward for your heads.
C.T. and D Bones: But we just joined them!
Boom Boom: Oh, you’re on their side. Well I guess Bowser will just have to print more wanted posters.
C.T. and D Bones: Us and our big mouths.
Mario: We’re on wanted posters?!
Boom Boom: Now how are we going to fight?
{RPG!!}
Mario 25/25
C.T. 20/20
D Bones 20/20
VS
Boom Boom 35/35
Luigi: Why am I not in the battle?
Mario: We didn’t have room.
Mario uses big punch. 8 damage.
C.T. uses hammer. 5 damage.
D Bones uses fireball. 5 damage.
Boom Boom uses slam on Mario. 5 damage
Mario 20/25
C.T. 20/20
D Bones 20/20
VS
Boom Boom 17/35
Mario uses F.L.U.D.D. 10 damage.
C.T. uses storytime. 10 damage
Crazy wazy was in the airplane when
the Guggenheim crashed through the atmosphere, creating a wave of Kool-Aid
that filled the world. Then everyone died of Kool-Aid death.
Good guys win!
Boom Boom: Ugh... Blegk.
Mario: Well that was fun. Has anyone seen Luigi?
C.T: Nope.
D Bones: Yep.
Mario: Well, where is he?
D Bones: He got sucked into a warp pipe... that had teeth!
Warp Pipe: He was yummy
Mario: 0_0!
C.T: Who’s Luigi?
But the team did not see a shadow watching them.
???: Ha ha ha. They never know what’s gonna hit them.
Who is this strange person who has been watching them? Is it a fangirl or fanboy, and why was he laughing at them? Stay tuned!
To Be Continued...
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