AUTHOR’S NOTE: THIS SURVIVOR GAME ASSUMES THAT WESTERN LAND IS IN KALAMARI DESERT AND THAT THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM MAP IN LEMMY'S INFORSTORIES IS CORRECT.
Episode 2: This Ain't Ice Land!
Previously on Survivor: Desert Land: The Survivor game started off with a bang with Loxo123 making a shock decision of having Goomba as 1 of the leaders, with Wario being the other.
***Goomba: I can't tell you how shocked I was to be a leader!
***Wario: I'm-a gonna win!
Plots to steal from other tribes were broken by a sand canyon.
FLASHBACK: The ground suddenly rumbles, and a huge gaping sand canyon suddenly forms! ... With Loxo123 on a sand geyster.
Contestants: Woah!
***Goomba: So much for my plan for Bandit....
***Bandit: So much for stealing the other tribe's stuff.....
And finally, plots to starve tribes were ruined.
Waluigi: We at least won't starve for a while, or at least us, no way we're gonna share!
Wario: WA HA! YOU SAID IT BRO!
Lakitu: Did I just hear something about not sharing?
Hammer Bro was eliminated from the Super Warios. The question remains, WHO. WILL. REMAIN?
DAY 4
CAMERA CAMP
Loxo123 is seen talking to a Koopa obscured in shadow.
Loxo123: ...And no dragging people to your dungeons, am I clear?
???: Hmph. And remind me why I, the Koopa King, should be your guest host?
Loxo123: Because... YOU ATE ALL OF MY HOT DOGS!!!
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Bowser: ... I'm officially talking to the most insane Duplighost that exists. Fine, have it your way, but you're going to have to pay me 10 more hot dogs.
Loxo123: ... Deal.
EGYPTIAN SURVIVORS
Bandit runs into the Egyptian Survivors camp, out of breath.
Goomba: What is it, Bandit?
Bandit: *pant, pant* Hammer Bro is *pant* eliminated.
Koopa: Hammer Bro? That's great! That takes off 1 of our competition!
Wiggler: True. Say, Shy Guy, where's our fruit?
Shy Guy: Buried under the shade of that tree over there.
Wiggler: I'll get some fruit for us to eat-
A doomship flies into view.
Doomship (via megaphone): SAND MAIL! EVERYONE! REPORT TO ICE LAND IMMEDIATELY!
Doomship (different voice): YOU IDIOT! IT'S NOT ICE LAND!
Doomship (1st voice): ARE YOU SPEAKING OUT TO YOUR KING?!
Doomship (2nd voice): Yeah. ANYWAYS... Report to Western Land, which is just west!
Bandit: Hm, that 2nd voice sounds like Loxo, while the 1st voice... Maybe Bowser?
Koopa: No matter, WE GOTTA GET TO WESTERN LAND!
The Egyptian Survivors rush towards Western Land, tripping a few times along the way.
SUPER WARIOS
Waluigi: Wah! The sound was LOUD!
Lakitu: I know, right? Don't you agree, Hammer Bro- *facepalm* I forgot he was eliminated yesterday.
Wario: Good riddance of that loser!
Waluigi: Shouldn't we go to Western Land right now?
Wario: Sure. I know-a the way! Follow me!
REWARD CHALLENGE
Bowser: Bwahahahahaha! Because I'm SO awesome, that weirdo Duplighost allowed me to be the Guest Host for now.
Loxo123: Actually, it's because you stole my hot dogs, and NOBODY steals my hot dogs.
Contestants: ...
Loxo123: Anyways, Bowser, I'll leave the rule explanations to you.
Loxo123 quickly leaves Western Land.
Bowser: ... ANYWAYS, this is Western Land, located in Kalamari Desert, which is located west of Desert Land. Today you'll all, except for 1 Egyptian Survivor member, run across this circular railroad, trying to avoid getting run over by the trains which are set to go nonstop. Last one standing wins for their team. Interfering with the other team is perfectly allowed; you can't leave the railroad. Ready?
Contestants: YEAH!
Bowser: Then... GET CRUSHED BY THAT- Wait, oh yeah, Egyptian Survivors, choose 1 person to sit out.
Goomba: Me.
Bowser: Now... GET CRUSHED BY THAT TRAIN!
15 contestants rush forward immediately, with Nastasia tripping from her glasses being stolen and tossed off the track. Nastasia then gets run over by the train.
Super Warios: 7 people left
Egyptian Survivors: 8 people left
Wario eats some Garlic, then grabs Tutankoopa and is about to toss him when he gets hit in the eye by a rock from Shy Guy's slingshot. Wario then gets crushed, but with Tutankoopa.
Super Warios: 6 people left
Egyptian Survivors: 7 people left
Bandit proceeds to steal Waluigi's tennis racket again and trips Waluigi, who gets crushed by the train.
Super Warios: 5 people left
Egyptian Survivors: 7 people left
Both Toad and Spike slow down to take a breather, and get crushed by the train.
Super Warios: 4 people left
Egyptian Survivors: 6 people left
Koopa and Koops get in a small tussle of slamming their shells into each other, and get crushed by the speeding train.
Super Warios: 3 people left
Egyptian Survivors: 5 people left
Geno, who is in the front of the running contestants, turns around and knocks out Bob-omb and Wiggler with his Geno Whirl move. The 2 who got hit by the Geno Whirl then meet the wheels of a speeding train.
Super Warios: 3 people left
Egyptian Survivors: 3 people left
Bandit jumps up and holds on to Lakitu's cloud. They both get dragged down to right in front of the train.
Super Warios: 2 people left
Egyptian Survivors: 2 people left
Dry Bones trips Shy Guy with a bone and Shy Guy gets crushed by the train.
Super Warios: 2 people left
Egyptian Survivors: 1 person left
Snifit gets on his Bullet Bill and blasts ahead of Dry Bones and Geno, but accidently crashes into the back of another train that's in front and the Bullet Bill explodes, making Snifit fly all the way on top of the train that is chasing Geno and Dry Bones.
Geno: Host! Shouldn't Snifit be out by now?
Bowser: He's not crushed, he's touching something that's on the track; he's still in.
Dry Bones: That's... not... fair...
Super Warios: 2 people left
Egyptian Survivors: 1 person left
Geno and Dry Bones keep on running for another 5 minutes, and begin to slow down, finally getting run over by the train Snifit is sitting on.
Bowser: Egyptian Survivors win!
Snifit gets glares from the Super Warios while the Egyptian Survivors toss Snifit in the air as celebration.
Bowser: Super Warios, leave. Egyptian Survivors, your reward is 18 gallons of water: 2 gallons for each person.
***Snifit: Heh, I won't be getting any votes anytime soon.
***Geno: That game was SO unfair!
DAY 5
SUPER WARIO
Wario: Hey, Waluigi!
Waluigi: Yeah?
Wario: Wake up Lakitu, Koops, and Geno.
Waluigi: Ok.
Waluigi shakes the 3 mentioned awake.
Waluigi: Wake up, guys!
Geno: I'm awake!
Lakitu: Why did you wake us up?
Wario: We need to get a certain person eliminated.
Geno: Who?
Koops: Dry Bones?
Wario: No, stupid, we are gonna eliminate-a Nastasia!
Lakitu: Why?
Wario: Because she tried brainwashing me!
Koops: And how do you know?
Wario: Uh...
Geno: Maybe Wario is too stupid to be brainwashed!
Wario: GENO!!!
Geno: ... And I should be running for my life now-
Wario piledrives Geno into the sand.
Wario: That should-a teach you-a.
Koops: Um... Do any of you guys have water?
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Koops: ... We're gonna have to dig hard, aren’t we?
Geno: ... True, we might hit ground water!
Wario: Does anyone have anything that can dig well?
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***Koops: It wasn't fun....
Wario: ... LET'S-A START DIGGING!!! EVERYONE! START DIGGING, NOW!
The entire tribe, save for Wario, starts digging in the sand.
EGYPTIAN SURVIVORS
Tutankoopa: We won, guys!
Goomba: 3 cheers for Snifit!
Egyptian Survivors: SNIFIT! SNIFIT!
Snifit: Aw, guys, it was nothing....
Shy Guy: It was something!
Snifit: Maybe... but I still felt like it was nothing.
***Snifit: I officially now know how it feels to be shy.
Shy Guy: Say, shouldn't we distribute our water now?
Goomba: Good point, Shy Guy!
Bandit: Tutankoopa, Wiggler, Bob-omb, can you come with me?
Tutankoopa: Sure, I have nothing else to do.
Wiggler: Guys! Be sure to give us our 2 gallons as well!
Bob-omb: LET'S JUST GO!
The 4 walk to some nearby dunes, and Bandit talks.
Bandit: Let's form an alliance.
***Wiggler: I was expecting this, but not this direct!
Bob-omb: To vote for who? That useless Goomba?
Wiggler: Goomba's not useless!
***Wiggler: I was trying SO hard not to go and beat up Bob-omb
Bandit: Yup, we're voting against Goomba. I mean, he didn't do ANYTHING in the reward challenge!
Tutankoopa: Okay, but I'd rather vote Koopa off. He didn't do much in the 1st immunity challenge or in yesterday's reward challenge.
Bandit: ... That's a better idea. Let's vote for Koopa instead.
***Bandit: After a quick thought I realized that Tutankoopa was right about that. But I won't relent all the time.
Wiggler: So we're voting for Koopa?
Bandit: IF we lose tomorrow's immunity challenge.
Bob-omb: Fine with me.
Tutankoopa: So we leave now?
Bandit: Yup.
The 4 go back to the Egyptian Survivors camp.
DAY 3
EGYPTIAN SURVIVORS
A doomship flies into view
Doomship: SAND MAIL! WAKE UP! RIGHT NOW! CHOP CHOP! I'VE CREATED A WARP PIPE NEAR THE SAND CANYON TO WARP ALL OF YOU TO THE IMMUNITY CHALLENGE! HURRY UP!
With that, the doomship flies off.
Goomba: MY EARS!
Tutankoopa: ... Remind me to kill Bowser sometime.
Bob-omb: HURRY UP, GUYS! WE'RE GONNA MISS THE IMMUNITY CHALLENGE!
Koopa: Let's go!
The Egyptian Survivors run off back to the sand canyon and jump into the warp pipe that is there; some, like Bandit, more gracefully than others.
SUPER WARIOS
Wario: LET'S-A GO ALREADY!
Waluigi: YOU LOSERS HURRY UP!
Geno: I'm ready!
Koops: Me too!
Spike: Then let's go!
The Super Wario start towards the sand canyon, and then get into the warp pipe.
IMMUNITY CHALLENGE
The teams warp to a HUGE pit of sand, with Loxo123 shouting at Bowser.
Loxo123: For the last time, IT'S WELCOME TO THE 2ND IMMUNITY CHALLENGE OF SURVIVOR: DESERT LAND! NOT "Welcome to the challenge where everyone drowns in quicksand!" It'll be bad for the ratings!
Bowser: OK! I GET IT-... Are those the contestants right there?
Contestants: Yeah.
Loxo123: ... I'll be taking my leave now.
Loxo123 trudges away.
Bowser: Anyways, you've pretty much already heard the introduction, right?
Contestants: Yeah.
Bowser: Great! Now... see that sand pit? ALL of your tribe has to cross that 1-mile quicksand pit WITHOUT anyone drowning! If even 1 person drowns in quicksand, a sand geyser will activate, blasting you all the way to square 1! Whatever that means...
Bandit: Can we interfere with our rivals?
Bowser: Yup! Ready?
Contestants: Yeah-
Bowser: GO AND DROWN IN QUICKSAND! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Snifit gets everyone to get on his Bullet Bill but the Bullet Bill can't move because of all of the weight.
Snifit: Oh no...
Wario quickly grabs Waluigi and starts spinning him, then he chucks Waluigi to the end of the sand pit.
Waluigi: We won!
Bowser: The rest of your tribe needs to come too.
Waluigi: Aww...
Bandit starts rummaging through his bag, and takes out....
Bandit: Woah! A raft! We could get on this and push ourselves ahead!
***Goomba: I've gotta hand it to Bandit, he is pretty smart.
Everyone gets on the raft and starts paddling.
Wario: Hey! Don't those losers realize that we already won?
Geno: ... WARIO! THE REST OF OUR TRIBE NEEDS TO GET THERE ALSO!
Wario: Heh, I'll just chuck you one-by-one to the end.
Wario does the same thing to Geno.
Wario: Now for Spike...
EGYPTIAN SURVIVORS
Bandit: Goomba! Go to the end of the raft and hold on to it with your teeth! Then start kicking us forward while we paddle!
Goomba: Sure!
Goomba leaps off the back of the raft and bites on to it, then starts furiously kicking....
SUPER WARIOS
Wario: Yah!
Wario releases his grip on Spike, making Spike fly into the air
***Spike: I was halfway there, when Bob-omb HAD to interfere!
EGYPTIAN SURVIVORS
Bandit: *huff, huff* We're halfway there.
Bob-omb: There's Spike flying over us! Let me kick a bomb at him! YAH!
Bob-omb kicks a bomb at Spike, the bomb then explodes in front of Spike, making Spike fly back to Wario.
SUPER WARIOS
Wario: Now, time to toss Nastasia over.
Wario starts doing the same procedure to Nastasia as he did to Waluigi, Geno, and Spike, when Spike lands, belly-first, on Wario.
Wario, Nastasia, and Spike: Ouch!
Wario gets up and shouts at Spike.
Wario: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
Spike: Bob-omb kicked a bomb at me while I was halfway there and the bomb blasted me back here!
Wario: Well, I'm going to throw you back there, and DON'T get hit by anything, okay?
Spike: Okay.
Wario: Here it goes: WILD SWING-DING!
Wario uses the Wild Swing Ding to toss Spike over to the other side, succeeding this time.
EGYPTIAN SURVIVORS
Goomba: *pant* Can't kick any longer...
Bandit: Guys! I see the end!
Snifit: Bandit! We're too tired- Wait, I know! How about I take 1 of you to the other side with my Bullet Bill and come back and keep on doing it until it's just me left!
Bandit: Do it then!
***Bandit: Every second counted, and Snifit was wasting our time with his talking.
SUPER WARIOS
Wario chucks Nastasia over, and then Dry Bones.
Wario: *huff* Too... tired....
Koops: I can see if I can shell-slide over the sand pit.
Wario: I think I can use just enough energy to get you over, Koops.
Lakitu: I'll bring Wario over to the other side on my cloud.
Wario: Here goes nothing.
Wario proceeds to chuck Koops over. Koops lands head-first in the sand past the goal.
EGYPTIAN SURVIVORS
Snifit: Okay, Bandit, you first.
Bandit: Fine.
Snifit and Bandit get on Snifit's Bullet Bill and get to the end.
Snifit: I'll need to go back to the raft now.... before the rest of the Super Warios come.
SUPER WARIOS (Wario and Lakitu)
Wario: HURRY UP!
Lakitu: I'm going my fastest!
Wario: But it isn't fast enough! SO HURRY UP!
Wario and Lakitu push each other around on the cloud as they try to angle forward, and accidently push each other off.
Wario: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
Lakitu: But you were the one who was telling me to hurry up!
Wario and Lakitu just stand there arguing, not realizing they're dangerously close to drowning. Then they drown, and a sand geyser blasts all of the Super Warios, including the people at the end, back to start.
EGYPTIAN SURVIVORS
Snifit has just taken Wiggler and Goomba over, when they see the Super Warios at the end flying back through a sand geyser.
Snifit: Heh, looks like we have more time now!
Goomba: Yup!
Snifit gets back on his Bullet Bill and blasts back to pick up Koopa.
Koopa: Is this safe?
Snifit: Perfectly safe.
Koopa: Okay...
Snifit and Koopa get on the Bullet Bill and blast to the end.
SUPER WARIOS
Wario: NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE! ALL OF US ARE BACK TO START!
Lakitu: You were the one who started it!
***Geno: Ugh, they argued for SO long!
Wario: Well, if you went faster I wouldn't have argued!
Geno: Guys! We need to get back to the finish line, fast!
Wario: Fine!
EGYPTIAN SURVIVORS
Snifit has taken Koopa to the end.
Koopa: Whew! That was fast!
Snifit: I'll go back now.
Bob-omb suddenly lands on the finish line.
Snifit: Bob-omb! How did you get here?
Bob-omb: Simple, I just jumped and exploded, and I landed here.
Snifit: ... Oh.
Bob-omb: Now, I think you should hurry up and get back.
Snifit: Oh yeah!
SUPER WARIOS
Geno: So here's the plan: Wario chucks Waluigi to the end of the finish line. Koops just goes shell sliding on the sand. Lakitu will carry the rest of us- Lakitu, where's your cloud?
Lakitu: ... I left it in the air.
Wario: ARGH!
***Koops: We were having a hard time figuring out a new plan....
EGYPTIAN SURVIVORS
Snifit: You know, guys, maybe I can get all 3 of you across at the same time.
Tutankoopa: Let's try it!
The 4 get on the Bullet Bill... and the Bullet Bill starts moving! The 4 manage to get to the finish line at the same time.
Bowser: THE IMMUNITY CHALLENGE IS OVER! SUPER WARIOS, GO TO THE BLACK WARP PIPE; EGYPTIAN SURVIVORS, GO HOME NOW!
Goomba: Yes!
Wario: No!
The Super Warios reluctantly jump into the black warp pipe while the Egyptian Survivors start their way back to the camp.
TRIBAL COUNCIL
Bowser: So, this is your, like, 2nd time here in this game? You stink!
Wario: Shut up!
Bowser: Anyways, Waluigi, how do you feel about being at Tribal Council again?
Waluigi: Heh, I won't get voted off, not today.
Bowser: Okay, Lakitu, who do you think cost the tribe the immunity challenge?
Lakitu: Wario.
Bowser: Okay. Now tribe members, vote!
Wario goes up to vote.
Wario: It was YOU who cost us the immunity
challenge!
Waluigi goes up to vote.
Waluigi: I think I know who Wario’s
voting for, so I'm voting for him as well.
Spike goes up to vote.
Geno goes up to vote.
Geno: Your argument was SO annoying!
Koops goes up to vote.
Lakitu goes up to vote.
Dry Bones goes up to vote.
Nastasia goes up to vote.
Bowser: Now, let's see which loser is gone! 1st vote... Wario.
Wario glares at Lakitu.
Bowser: 2nd vote... Lakitu.
Lakitu glares back at Wario.
Bowser: 3rd vote... Lakitu.
Lakitu glares at everyone.
Bowser: 4th vote... Wario.
Wario thinks about doing the Wild Swing-Ding on Lakitu.
Bowser: 5th vote... Lakitu.
Lakitu starts flying around for no reason.
Bowser: 6th vote... Wario.
Wario begins cracking his knuckles.
Bowser: 7th vote... Lakitu.
Lakitu thinks about just flying away.
Bowser: The 8th vote... and the loser who is eliminated from Survivor: Desert Land - Lakitu.
Lakitu: NO!
Wario: YES!
Bowser: Now, Lakitu? Whack who you think is responsible.
Lakitu whacks Wario's head 10 times.
Bowser: Now then... Lakitu, extinguish your torch.
Lakitu does so.
Bowser: Go inside that cannon.
Lakitu reluctantly gets inside.
Bowser: Lakitu. The tribe has spoken...
Bowser lights up the cannon, and Lakitu is blasted to who-knows-where.
***Lakitu: This isn't fair! Wario should've been voted off! Not me!
WHO VOTED FOR WHO?
Wario: Lakitu (Had an argument with
him)
Waluigi: Lakitu (Realized that Wario
had a change in plans and voted for Lakitu instead.)
Spike: Lakitu (He and Wario cost the
immunity challenge, but didn't wanted to vote Wario off yet.)
Geno: Wario (Same as Spike except didn't
want to vote Lakitu off yet.)
Koops: Lakitu (Same as Waluigi)
Lakitu: Wario (Had an argument with
him)
Dry Bones: Lakitu (Same as Spike)
Nastasia: Wario (Same as Geno.)
To Be Continued...
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