Ludwig: I don’t see why King Dad gets to have all the fun. He gets to battle Mario numerous times, help fight in an RPG game, and now he gets to help throw a party. How unfair!

Larry: Why don’t we just throw our own party?

Lemmy: Yeah! And we can have all those fun Mini Games.

Morton: And we can even see which one of us is the most spectacular, koopariffic, amazing, superior Koopaling.

Wendy: I’ll call up Boo and Koopa Troopa and see if they are available. After all, I never miss a chance to use the phone.

Iggy: But what about the Mini Game announcer? Toad won’t want to do it if he has to get near us.

Wendy (with Boo and Koopa Troopa): Already got it covered. I phoned the author of this story and she says she’ll use any excuse to pass up homework.

Ludwig: Ok then, it’s all set. Everyone, work on getting a board ready or something you like. We’ll all
meet in the main hall at… 5:00. And don’t forget to set board traps.

Later on, at 5:00…

Ludwig: Ok, now we’ve got all our boards ready, Boo and Koopa Troopa are set up, the game announcer is here, let's go!

Everyone hops into a nearby warp pipe.

Yoshiki: Ok then, first we have to choose the players.

Wendy: What? Why can’t we all go?

Yoshiki: Only four can go at a time, remember?

Wendy: Phooey… Oh well, I’m the most beautiful out of anyone here, so I should get chosen for sure.

A big hand suddenly appears out of nowhere and taps Lemmy, Larry, Iggy, and Ludwig on the back.

Lemmy: Yay!

Larry: Ha ha!

Iggy: In your face, everyone else! Pfft!

Iggy sticks his tongue out in a taunting manner. Ludwig laughs in his own crazy fashion.

Yoshiki: Now we choose the board.

Suddenly a script floats down from above into Yoshiki’s hands.

Yoshiki (reads): Uh, due to some technical difficulties, we  will do the boards in the order of the lands in Super Mario Bros. 3. Anyways, we’ve already set up twenty turns for each board, so lets get crakin’!

A big sign appears that reads “Larry’s Plant Emporium”.

Iggy: What kind of a name is that?

Larry: Um, I had writers block…

Ludwig: Sure…

Koopa Troopa suddenly pops out of a warp pipe and lands in front of the lucky contestants.

Koopa Troopa: Welcome to Larry’s Plant Emporium! Here, millions of  plants and fungi thrive in this vast sanctuary, but the Mario Brothers are causing trouble by using anti-plant spray to wipe out all of the plants! Collect Stars to gather enough power to banish the Marios from the Plant Emporium. And before you go, here is a present of ten coins. Good luck, and shoot for the Stars!

Lemmy takes out his freeze gun and aims it at the sky.

Iggy: Lemmy, he didn’t mean it litterally.

Lemmy: Oops… Sorry!

Suddenly a dice block appears above everyone's heads. Everybody bashes their blocks and numbers appear.

Larry: 6
Lemmy: 4
Ludwig: 8
Iggy: 2

~Ludwig start~

Ludwig: Ha ha ha! Those suckers will never stand a chance against my superior intellect.

Ludwig bashes the block, which reads 5. He moves 5 spaces and lands on a one player mini-game.

~Routlette~

The game selected is… Pedal Power.

Yoshiki: Pedal the bicycle as fast as you can to charge the lightbulb. But be quick about it. If you’re too pokey, Boo will catch you. Beware!

~Start~

Ludwig starts to pedal madly, but isn’t having too much luck.

Ludwig: If only I hadn’t eaten all those chocolates. Yipes!

The Boo was right behind Ludwig and was about to carry him off.

Ludwig: This ain’t worth ten coins. I’m outta here!

Ludwig jumps off the bike and runs towards the wall, which  he smashes into when he hits it.

~Finish/Results~

Larry: 10C
Lemmy: 10C
Iggy: 10C
Ludwig: 5C

Iggy: Ain’t? Outta? And Ludwig says he has superior intellect? With grammar like that?

~Larry start~

Larry eagerly bashes the dice block, showing an 8.

He lands on a blue space.

Larry: Yes! (+3C)

 ~Lemmy start~

Lemmy: I just wanna play a Mini Game!

Lemmy then smashes the block, reading 10, and moves forward.

Lemmy: 7, 8, 9… 10! Yes! Blue space. (+3C)

~Iggy start~

Bashing the dice block, Iggy receives a 6 and moves on. He then lands on a ? space.

Iggy: Oh no…

A warp pipe appears beside Iggy and Mario jumps out holding a can of  “Anti-Grow Formula”.

Mario: Hello, Iggy. It's-a me! Mario! Oh, is that moss I see growing on your shell? Don’t worry, I’ll get it.

Mario then presses the nozzle on the can and sprays a cloud of musty green gas over Iggy, who suddenly feels sick. Mario chants something about “No more moss” and leaves. Iggy, on the other hand, gets so dazed that he walks into a secret area of the “Emporium”. He then drops happily on the soft mossy ground to rest. Little does he realize that even though because he was sprayed by the formula he loses one turn, not to mention the route he fell into has a lot of bad spaces, the  Star was also up ahead.

~Form the teams~

Ludwig: Blue
Larry: Blue
Lemmy: Blue
Iggy: *Flashes* Blue

~Routlette~

The Mini Game selected is… Bowser Bandstand.

Yoshiki: Play to the rhythm of the music or conduct correctly. If you miss a beat or point your conductor’s
stick in the wrong direction, you’ll get beaned by a shell or hammer. Listen to the music, and good luck.

Ludwig: conductor, Larry: drums, Lemmy: violin, Iggy: trumpet.

~Start~

Music: drum, violin, *up*, trumpet, drum, trumpet, *down*, violin, drum *left*, drum, trumpet, drum, trumpet, violin *Right*.

Ludwig gets clunked twice, Larry gets beaned 4 times, Lemmy gets beaned 3 times, Iggy gets pounded once.

~Finish/Results~

Iggy wins!

Iggy: Yes! Yes! Ha ha ha ha haaaa! I’m unstoppable when it comes to competition!

Iggy: 20C
Larry: 13C
Lemmy: 13C
Ludwig: 5C

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