You're leaving already? <sniffle> You couldn't possible have read ALL my fun fiction stories. I guess you didn't like them. Are you sure you won't reconsider staying? Yes, no, maybe? Oh, well, I guess this is a free land. Do as you will.

"I was wrong! I want to go back to Lemmy's Fun Fiction!"

"Stop wasting my time! I want to go to your main page."