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Count Bleck: He's fast and has hardly any body to hit, but in the ring he really isn't anybody. |
General Guy: He's got a head on his shoulders, but does he have muscles on his arms? |
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Larry: Will his desire for revenge power him to victory? Nah, he's still a loser... |
Dimentio: He'll probably lose by skipping to another dimension, which would mean leaving the ring. |
The announcer:
The referee:
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Larry: Roy’s Sports Hall!
Roy: Uh, yeah, that’s right. Pretty bare bones introduction there, man. Who are you, Pokey?
Larry: I thought you liked short introductions!
Roy: Ol’ Pokey over here probably doesn’t appreciate you stealin’ his thunder, though.
Larry: I’ll just get on with it then! Tonight’s fight looks like it might just be slightly interesting! In the Red Corner, we have the last week’s winner, who seems to be quite popular with the masses, Count Bleck!
Count Bleck: No one can withstand the mighty powers of Count Bleck!
Larry: But his work might be cut out for him, because in the Blue Corner sits what could prove to be a pretty powerful opponent! Say hello to Dimentio!
Dimentio: Ahahahaha! My victory will be like a sudden tidal wave wiping a ripe summer harvest!
Larry: And now for my prediction. Hard to choose someone here, but I’m gonna have to go with Dimentio on this one. But it’ll probably be close.
Roy: Well let’s get this over with. It’s all yours, Pokey.
Pokey: Fight.
GONG!
Dimentio: This will be easy! Dimension-
Count Bleck: Lightning Strike!
KRA-BOOM!
Dimentio: BlagidiblagidiYAAG!
Larry: Dimentio tried to do something, but Count Bleck quickly interrupted him with an electric attack!
Count Bleck: Bleheheh, Count Bleck laughed mockingly! Fireburst!
Dimentio: Teleport!
Larry: Count Bleck attacked again but Dimentio dodged the flames by warping behind Bleck!
Dimentio: I can do that too. Lightning Strike!
KRACKOOM!
Count Bleck: BlagidiblagidiBLECK!
Larry: Now he used Bleck’s same attack on him!
Dimentio: Now I just can’t let up, can I? Magic Ball!
Count Bleck: Woah! Bleheh!
Larry: Count Bleck somehow dodged Dimentio’s attack even though he was looking the other way!
Dimentio: Now try dodging this! Magic Ball Barrage!
Count Bleck: Uh oh, said Count Bleck with concern!
Dimentio: Ahahaha!
Count Bleck: ARGH! ACK! BLECK! OUGH!
Larry: Dimentio is assaulting Count Bleck with countless Magic Balls!
Dimentio: Ahahahaha!
Count Bleck: OW! AGH! Grrr! OWCH! Grand Bleck Hole!!!
SHA-WOOP! BLOOPOOBOOBOOP!
Dimentio: What?! YEAGH! AGH! NOAGH!
Larry: Count Bleck used a huge black hole to deflect Dimentio’s attacks back at him!
Count Bleck: Count Bleck has you now! Lightning Strike!
Dimentio: BlagigiblagidiWAAG!
Larry: Not looking good for Dimentio!
Dimentio: Why don’t we play a little game? Clone Party!
Larry: Dimentio created many clones of himself!
Dimentios: Guess which is the real one and maybe you won’t be a complete failure!
Count Bleck: Grrr… Lightning Strike!
KA-KOOM!
Dimentios: WRONG! Ahahahaha! Your choice was as wise as a milk-soaked coat in the shade! Now, Dimension Skip!
Roy: Huh?!
Larry: Uh oh, looks like Dimentio brought us into another dimension! And he’s nowhere to be found!
Count Bleck: What is this?!
Dimentio: Ahahahaha! In this dimension I move so fast you can’t even see me!
Count Bleck: This does not look good for Count Bleck!
WHAP!
Count Bleck: AOUGH!!!
WHACK WHAM PREEOW BAM!!!
Count Bleck: NOOOOOOO!!! Agh! Agh! Agh!!!
Larry: Count Bleck is being overwhelmed by a volley of attacks coming from nowhere!
Dimentio: And now this is where the rails of your life’s train end and plunge you into the burning ocean of my wrath! Ciao!
SHA-FOOOOM!!!
Count Bleck: AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGHHHH!!!
Roy: What? What happened?!
Larry: Uh... I dunno. I don’t even know what kind of attack that was, but we’re back and Count Bleck is nowhere to be seen!
Pokey: Dimentio. Win.
Roy: Whaddya mean you couldn’t see? That’s your job as announcer! I’m gonna shock you as punishment!
Kamek: BlagidiblagidiblagadiAAAG! End Transmission!
Roy: Oops, wrong person.
Kamek: What-What am I even doing here?
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