Welcome to the Boxing Arena! I trust you paid your ticket, since you don't want to get in the ring with me! We've got some events that I know you'll just love! Even if you don't, I know you won't dare to complain.
Here's how it works, pal. Each week, two of your favorite Mario Universe characters will go head to head in an all-out grudge fest. But, because of various handicaps such as having their feet tied together, each challenger will be roughly equal to their opponent. They will need your support to raise their morale and give them the extra boost of energy they need to win.
So, once each week, you will come here and vote for the boxer you like best. And you will come and vote, too, or else I'll come lookin' for you! The polls will open sometime Saturday (at whatever time Lemmy updates his dumb page), and will close Friday evening, so you'll have plenty of time to vote for your favorite, as dictated by me. You will, of course, vote for my choice. Don't vote more than once, or I'll throw you in the ring!
Sometimes a boxer will break out of the traps I've set, so it is actually possible for a character to win without receiving the most support. That would only happen if I disagreed with your choice, of course. Each battle will be recorded here for you to read, and I know you're going to want to memorize each and every battle.
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Fighting Sock Winner
Anti Guy |
One Week Champion
Fawful |
One Week Champion
Waluigi |
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Fawful: There is nothing I would not expect this freak to do... except win. |
Waluigi: Fool's got an unlimited supply of Bob-ombs and he still can't get the job done. |
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Waluigi: Who keeps voting him back in here? I guess he's the most sensible of the three, but then even Lemmy would be. |
Karma: So kind of Ludwig's half-breed to stand in the middle while the other two duel it out! |
| What's your stupid name? If you don't
tell me what it is, I definitely won't count your vote!
Who do you want to win this week? Fawful
Who else do you want to see fight (in Season Eight)? What else do you have to waste my time
with?
To cast your vote, click Vote! Then
I'll count your vote if I feel like it.
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Now you get a choice!
You can read and memorize each
of the battles!
Anyone who rats about the conditions
here will be personally pounded by me! If you'd like a pounding, you can
also go back to Lemmy's
Land.