Mario was sleeping late one night,
When a dream had awaken him with fright
So what is this dream that you all are asking?
I’ll tell you now; while Mario is gasping.

So the dream starts like this at Mario’s home,
Until a letter is sent to the Mario Bros.
It reads, “I have the Princess and there is nothing you can do!”
Then Luigi asks Mario “What else is new?”
As Luigi continues reading, it starts to get worse,
It says, “I also have your leftovers as a dinner rehearse!”
Mario is steamed like a boiling broccoli,
And then he says, “No one takes my ravioli!”
So Mario heads off to Bowser’s Castle
And meets Bowser at the famous restaurant No Hassle.
Princess Peach is tied up to a chair
That is placed closely to a boiling lava lair,
As Bowser laughs in evil delight
He says, “Glad to have you here tonight!
I’m sure you received the letter I sent
Because otherwise my money would’ve been spent!
What with buying this reservation
I would have no time for food sensations
When all I could do is sneak your last meal
As the bond that I can use to get a Princess appeal!”
As Bowser was talking the last seven lines,
Peach broke free of her tangled vines
Mario tossed fire at the laughing Bowser
With Koopas gaining around his stature
He did a Mario Twist and had broken free
Just to see Peach swipe the ravioli
He had broken his focus, the Koopas caught him so
Then, with a yell, he screamed:
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”

And that is where we started, at right around here
When Mario broke out in fear,
So now you know what has feared him long,
That the princess was free, but his pasta was gone,
Which would've been used for practice a wedding
That Bowser had spent most of his life planning,
Bowser had wept out tears
Because of the thing that Mario fears,
That both of their nightmares had come true,
The princess and the pasta had disappeared in the blue.

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