One day, Luigi and Mario are out playing Frisbee.

Luigi: Fetch, Mario!

Luigi throws the frisbee and Mario jumps and tackles it in midair. He falls to the ground and does a bunch of somersaults.

Mario: YAHOO! I got it! My turn!

Mario throws it, but for a pointless state of humor, the frisbee explodes.

Luigi: Well, there goes another one. Luckily, I kept a spare.

Luigi throws it really far and Mario sprints after it. He jumps to the ground and does a long jump high into the air. He reaches for the frisbee, but misses and goes flying toward a sign entitled: Danger! Cliff!

Mario: Da-dan-d-danger…

Mario breaks through the sign and goes flying down the cliff.

Mario: CLIFF!!!

BOOM!

Luigi: Ha ha ha! That was great! I should get him to do that for my show!

Luigi envisions his show…

Luigi: And welcome back to the Luigi Show! Today, we have a special visitor. Please welcome: my dimwitted sibling, Mario!

Mario comes in.

Mario: CHEESE!!!

Mario jumps to the benches where the crowd is sitting and tackles everyone…

Luigi (present): … Or not. I guess I’d better go find Mario.

Luigi grabs a Feather and turns into Cape Luigi. He flies down and sees Mario's legs sticking out from the ground. Luigi pulls him out and Mario gets up.

Luigi: Mario! Are you okay?

Mario gives Luigi an odd look.

Mario: I feel quite pleasant. Why do you ask?

Luigi: Huh?

Mario: Say, sir, do you happen to have any food? I feel quite peckish.

Luigi: Are... you feeling okay?

Mario: Must you repeat yourself?

Luigi: Do you wanna play frisbee?

Mario: A mere children’s toy? I neglect to care.

Luigi: Wanna go for a walk?

Mario: Will you answer my question?

Luigi: YES! Here, have some.

Luigi hands Mario a cube of cheese. Mario takes it and takes a bite...

Mario: BLECK! What do you call this infernal garbage?!

Luigi: WHAT? I thought you loved cheese!

Mario: Things change, my good sir, and so have I.

Luigi: I LIKED YOU BETTER AS AN IDIOT! Wait a minute...

Mario: Oh, look at the time, I really must be going.

Luigi: (The impact from the fall must have caused serious modifications to his brain! He has gone from STUPID to SMART! Oh, so he thinks he's smarter than me, eh? We'll see about that!) Hey, Mario!

Mario: Oh, it's you. What is it, kind sir?

Luigi: What is the meaning of life? (Heh heh...)

Mario: The meaning of life is witnessing life for the wonders of being alive. It is meant to create peace and bring harmony to the world.

Luigi: (Darn it!) He thinks this is it? Bah! A great mistake!

Off in the distance, Bowser is seen flying away in his Clown Chopper with Peach!

Peach: Help! Help me!

Bowser: Gwa ha ha ha!

Mario: Unhand the princess, you vile reptile!

Bowser: Never! Ha ha- Wait, WHAT?

Mario: Unhand the fair lady or I will have my mind set to more drastic measures!

Bowser: Are.. .you feeling okay?

Mario: Eat leather!

Mario super jumps up to Bowser's chopper and hits him with a leather glove.

Bowser: Ouch!

Mario: Have at thee!

Bowser: Ow! Ouch! Ooh, YEOW! Arrgh! THAT'S IT!

Bowser breathes a shower of flames across the sky. Mario, however, dodges and hits Bowser with the glove.

Mario: Take that, sir!

Bowser loses control of the chopper and it explodes for no reason. KABOOM!!! Bowser goes flying all the way to Castle Koopa and through the main gate.

Ludwig: How was the mission, King Dad?

Lemmy: Yeah! Did you make the kingdom ours? Err- I mean, yours?

Wendy: Did you buy me a new dress?

Larry: Did you buy fertilizer for my plants?

Morton: Did you set up intercoms all over the castle so my siblings can hear my
wonderful speeches and-

Bowser: QUIET! ALL OF YOU! ROAR!!!

Back to Mario. Peach is floating down from the sky with her umbrella. She slowly floats to the ground.

Peach: Mario! You saved me! MY HERO!

Mario: Anything for you, ma'am.

Luigi: THAT'S ENOUGH!

Luigi picks Mario up and runs toward the same cliff that Mario fell off last time and throws him off!

Mario: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Peach: Noo! MARIOOOOO!

BOOM! Luigi and Peach float down the cliff with capes. They reach the ground and together pull Mario out of the soil. Mario gets up.

Luigi: Well?

Mario: CHEESE!!!

Luigi: Mario! You're back to your old self again!

Peach: I'm gonna miss the intelligent Mario...

Luigi: Wanna play frisbee?

Mario: Yahoo!

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