Grodus: CRUMP! Get over here.

Crump: Nope. I’m writing a story on my adventure.

Grodus: I would suggest you help me... or, HUH? What adventure?

Crump: Uh oh! Coming!

Crump takes Grodus’s head to the next room.

Crump: Back to my story!  Now one day I was at the NEW X-Naut Fortress. In my quarters an X-Naut knocked on my door, he gave me mail about a great treasure. Now, I had nothing better to do than accept this great quest for the Eight Magical Hershey Chocolate Squares...  Um, yeah, that’s right. The letter looked so familiar, but with little time to waste I forgot about it. So I began by saying “And with that, Pow! I’m gone.”

Grodus: CRUMP! Get me some food immediately!

Crump: I have to quit this soon. Health benefits are not enough. Coming, sir!

Crump leaves his room and runs to the nearest fridge.

Crump: There isn’t any food, sir!

Grodus: Well find some!

Crump comes back to his room and looks under his bed.

Crump: How does a hotdog sound?

Grodus: Anything will do!

Crump brings over the nasty old hotdog.

Grodus: Doesn’t it look funny to you?

Crump: Not at all, sir.

Grodus eats the hotdog.

Grodus: Delicious! Where did you get this great food?

Crump: I, uh, Buh! Buh! got it at the, uh Buh! Huh! super...market… Buh! Huh! Huh!

Grodus: Very good. Carry on with your petty little things.

Crump returns to his room.

Crump: BUH! BUH! BUH! HUH! HUH!

Grodus: No laughing in my presence!

Crump: Sorry sir! Buh! Huh! Huh! Now, I was off for the first piece of the Magic Hershey Bar. It was hidden under my bed, yeah, a magical item was under my bed. Now the search got harder, oh you bet your X-Naut health care it did. I had to walk to my TV. Oh, what a painful thing that was. Now I had two pieces! Two! And there were eight pieces, so I needed...

Crump starts counting out loud.

Crump: EIGHT! No, six. Yes that’s right. So, I continued searching for the Magical Hershey Squares. Next I found one in the hall outside my room and...

Grodus: CRUMP! I need a drink.

Crump: Coming!

Crump gets a glass of water and brings it to Grodus, then returns to his room.

Crump: So, in that hallway I found a clue. It told me to sneak into Grodus’s room so I did.

Grodus: WHAT?!

Crump: Nothing! That was close! So, in there I found another piece, so I was like YESSSSS!!! I also found a clue that said to look on the driver’s seat of the newest Magnus Von Grapple, and, as strange as it is, I found it. Another piece. Now it looked like all the pieces were in places I had been to recently. Weird, I thought. So I backtracked to the lab because I came by that morning. Wow, I found a piece. Two were left. So I headed to the factory, and I searched around. Stuck to an X-Naut PhD’s lab coat was a piece. Finally, I returned to my room. I had no idea where the last piece was... then, it hit me.

Grodus: Crump! Bring me to my room.

Crump: Right away, sir, and with that, Pow! I’m gone.

Crump carries Grodus to his room, then runs back down to his room and begins writing again.

Crump: To conclude this adventure I thought back. I broke up my Hershey Squares the other day and spread them around. After, I made a letter and gave it to an X-Naut and told him to give it to Grodus, to send him on a wild goose chase. So I talked to that X-Naut, he said he'd given it to another. I found him and he pointed to ANOTHER X-Naut. Finally, I talked to him, he said he was told it was from Grodus to me! (Stupid X-Naut troop, I should’ve given it to an Elite.) Still, what about the eighth piece? So I started thinking... I ate one and hid seven...

About 20 minutes later...

Crump: The eighth piece was the one I ate. I fooled myself with that quest!  So... I, ate, the magical Hershey Squares. But no worries. It wasn’t a complete waste of time. You laughed, right? Or, or, what about the guy who typed this, sucker! Well, that’s my great adventure. Buh! Buh! Buh! Huh! Huh!

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