Voice: It’s the Bowser and Mario Show!

Bowser and Mario come out with canes and hats and start tap dancing.

Voice: Starring Bowser, Mario, and bunch of other people!

Bowser and Mario keep tap dancing until Bowser “accidentally” hits Mario with his cane and Mario falls over. The curtain closes.

Mario walks outside his house wearing a Santa-style cap with an M on it. Snow is everywhere on the ground.

Mario: Hey, it snowed!

Luigi comes out wearing a similar hat, covered in snow.

Luigi: I noticed. Since all of the snow clogged in the pipe above our house is melting, we’ll have to go out and do something for a while.

Mario: …

Luigi: …

Mario: Want to go on a sleigh ride from the top of Mushroom Hill?

Luigi: Sure.

Mario and Luigi go to drag out the sled.

Meanwhile…

Bowser: I hate winter.

Kamek: It’s 86 degrees out, sir. We’re in Dark Land, remember?

Bowser: Oh yeah. But I still hate winter.

Kamek: What do you want to do about it?

Bowser: We could melt all the snow in the world.

Kamek: Too hard.

Bowser: We could stay inside all winter.

Kamek: Too boring.

Bowser: We could ignore it.

Kamek: Too brainless.

Bowser: … We could just take over the Mushroom Kingdom again.

Kamek: Sure.

Bowser: But what to use?

Kamek points to a Clown Copter filled with missiles, Bob-ombs, Super Scopes, and fruitcake.

Bowser: Fruitcake! That’s it! I’ll force every resident of the Kingdom to submit to my control or eat fruitcake!

Bowser throws all the explosives and stuff out of the Copter, inadvertently destroying half his castle. He then puts gloves on and carefully puts the fruitcake in a storage bin inside the Copter. He and Kamek get in.

Bowser: To the Mushroom Kingdom!

Lemmy: Wait!

Bowser: What?

Lemmy: Can I go? This is my only chance for a snowball fight until I go back to Ice Land in the spring!

Bowser: All right. Get in.

Lemmy gets in.

Bowser: To the Mushroom Kingdom!

Iggy: Wait!

Bowser: What is it NOW?

Iggy: Can I go so I can have a snowball fight with Lemmy?

Bowser: *grumble* Fine. Get in.

Iggy: Yay!

Iggy gets in.

Bowser: To the Mush-

Hammer Bro: Wait!

Bowser: WHAT?!

Kamek: This is getting predictable.

Bowser: Why do YOU want to go?!

Hammer Bro: Oh, I don’t want to go. I just wanted to say hi.

Bowser: 0_0

Hammer Bro: … Hi.

Bowser torches the Hammer Bro, then takes off without saying you-know-what.

Hammer Bro: Oh, well. I guess I’ll just go have a nice cool-off in the lava pits.

Mario and Luigi reach the top of the hill.

Luigi: Okay, on the count of three, jump in the sled. 1… 2… 3!

Both of them jump in and the sled starts going down.

Both: WOOHOO!

The Koopa gang is in the Clown Copter.

Bowser: In a few minutes, we’ll be in the Mushroom Kingdom!

Iggy: Wait!

Bowser: Huh?

Iggy: I think there’s someone on Mushroom Hill over there!

Lemmy takes out a pair of binoculars.

Lemmy: It’s the Mario Bros!!! They’re on a sled and heading towards Toad Town!

Bowser: WHAT?! How could they have known? They must have been spying on us at the castle, then used Zoom Shoes to get to Mushroom Hill, and now are trying to sled down it looking innocent, meeting us in Toad Town to foil the plan! They’re everywhere…

Bowser does a doubletake while his eye twitches.

Kamek: Maybe they’re just sledding for the fun of it.

Iggy: In that case, we’ll have to beat them to Toad Town! Faster, King Dad, faster!

Mario and Luigi are going down the hill.

Luigi: Hey, Mario!

Mario doesn’t hear him.

Luigi: MARIO!

Mario: HUH?

Luigi: WE’RE ON THE RIGHT SIDE, RIGHT?

Mario: YES, WE’RE ON THE LEFT SIDE!

Luigi: GOOD! Hey, wait a minute… MARIO! WE’RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON THE RIGHT SIDE!

Mario: WE ARE?

Luigi: YES! NOW WE’RE HEADED STRAIGHT INTO TOAD TOWN!

Mario: OH, OKAY!

Both: Wait a second… AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

They continue speeding down the hill.

Bowser: We’re almost to Toad Town! We should beat them! Right, team?

Bowser looks back. Kamek is using magic to keep a fire going on his hand, Lemmy is taking pictures, and Iggy is eating fruit cake.

Bowser: Iggy?

Iggy (with mouth full): Yeth?

Bowser: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Iggy: Eathing fruith caag.

Boswer: AGGG! IGGY’S CONTAMINATED!!!

Bowser throws Iggy out of the Copter.

Iggy: AHHHHHhhhhh…

Kamek: You do realize you just threw your son out at 700 feet.

Lemmy: Huh?

Lemmy notices that Iggy is gone.

Lemmy: IGGY!!!

Lemmy jumps after him.

Kamek: Well, that’s nice. They’ll probably both die.

Bowser: Nah, I’m sure they’ll land on some trees or something.

Kamek: Whatever you say…

Mario and Luigi are speeding down the hill.

Luigi: OKAY, AS SOON AS THE GROUND LEVELS OFF, PUT YOUR FEET DOWN ON THE GROUND! MAYBE WE CAN STOP THE SLED!

Mario: ARE YOU SURE THAT’LL WORK?!

Luigi: I HOPE SO!

Mario: OKEYDOKEY!

Voices: AhhhhhhHHHHHH!!!

Mario: OH NO! I’M HEARING VOICES IN MY HEAD! I’M GONNA DIE!

Iggy lands on the back of the sled.

Iggy: Ow.

Mario: HEY IGGY!

Iggy: HEY MARIO!

Lemmy lands on top of Iggy.

Lemmy: I THINK I LANDED ON SOMETHING SOFT!

Iggy: THAT WAS ME!

Lemmy: OH. AREN’T THESE THE MARIO BROS?

Iggy: YEAH!

Luigi: MARIO, ISN’T THAT IGGY AND LEMMY KOOPA?

Mario: YEAH!

They all look at each other.

All: AHHHHHHHHHHH!

They keep zooming down the hill.

Bowser: Okay, we’re starting our descent into Toad Town.

Kamek: Those Mario fools are right under us! We’re not going to make it there first!

Bowser: We’ll make it!

Bowser does a nose dive. The Copter starts spinning out of control. Bowser and Kamek fall out. Kamek sighs and Bowser yells.

Meanwhile…

Luigi: MARIO! GET THE KOOPAS OFF!

Mario: LUIGI! WATCH OUT FOR THAT-

The sled slams into a tree. They all go flying.

Mario: …tree.

They fly past the Toad Town gate.

Back with Bowser and Kamek’s free fall…

Kamek: KING BOWSER!

Bowser: YES?

Kamek: NO MATTER WHAT I’VE SAID, I’VE ALWAYS KIND OF LIKED YOU!

Bowser: KAMEK, I USE YOUR WAND TO UNCLOG MY TOILET!

Kamek: Wait, what?

They keep falling.

Kamek: Wait a second. I remember this from Perilous Situations 101!

Kamek snaps his fingers and a magical air cushion appears below them and they start slowing down.

Kamek: Well, this will be painful, but we’ll live.

Bowser: WHERE WILL WE LAND?

Kamek: IN THE MIDDLE OF TOAD TOWN!

Bowser: PERFECT! ... HEY, ISN’T THAT LEMMY AND IGGY?

Kamek: YEAH! AND THEY’RE WITH THE MARIO BROS! I THINK WE’RE CONVERGING ON THE SAME PLATEAU!

Bowser: HUH?

Kamek: IN OTHER WORDS, BRACE FOR IMPACT!

On the sled…

Mario: ISN’T THAT BOWSER AND KAMEK FALLING FROM THE SKY UP THERE?

Iggy: IT IS! KING DAD’S GONNA LAND ON US!

Luigi: Ooh, that won’t be good.

Lemmy: LOOK OUT!!!

Bowser and Kamek land on top of Mario, Luigi, Iggy, and Lemmy. They all come to a stop in Toad Town Square.

Kamek: Well, that could have been worse.

The Clown Copter lands on top of Kamek and Bowser.

Kamek: Okay, now it’s worse.

Bowser: Kamek, could please ignore what I said before?

Kamek: Sure. Just don’t do it anymore.

Bowser: You mean I have to buy a real plunger?

Mario and Luigi climb out of the snow.

Luigi: Well, that wasn’t how I planned it, but okay.

Mario: Hey! What are we gonna do with these koopas?

Luigi: Let’s throw snowballs at them!

Mario: Yeah!

They both start throwing snowballs at Bowser and Kamek, who are still stuck under the Copter.

Bowser: Ack… No, stop… Ouch…

Iggy and Lemmy look at each other.

Lemmy: Well, he did ground me last week.

Iggy: And Kamek made me sit through his boring speech on vision improvement.

They both shrug and start throwing snowballs at Bowser and Kamek.

All Four: Hahahahahaha!

By now they’re starting to attract a crowd. Bowser finally manages to lift the Clown Copter off them. He looks pretty steamed.

Bowser: ALL RIGHT, THAT’S IT!

Bowser opens the compartment and pulls out the fruit cake.

Bowser: WHO WANTS SOME?!

Everyone but Iggy: *shriek*

Iggy: Yum!

Mario: We can’t let them do this!

The Mario Bros. start preparing fireballs.

Lemmy: Oh no! They’ll hurt King Dad!

Iggy and Lemmy start making snowballs. They throw theirs at the same time as Mario and Luigi throw the fireballs. They dissolve each other with an explosion. The fruitcake is knocked out of Bowser’s hand.

Everyone: *gasp*

It lands in front of a Mushroomer. He yells and runs away.

Bowser: Bwahahaha! Bow down before your new master!

Everyone:…

They all start throwing snowballs at Bowser.

Bowser: Hey! Stop! You can’t treat your overlord this way! Kamek, do something!

Bowser turns around. Kamek is smiling and levitating ten snowballs in his hand.

Bowser: *gulp*

Kamek points his finger at Bowser and he is pelted with snowballs.

Kamek: *chuckle* I’ve wanted to do that for a long time.

Bowser: No! This can’t be happening!

Meanwhile, some brave soul picks up the fruitcake and aims for Bowser. He throws it perfectly and it lands in Bowser’s mouth.

Bowser: Mph? MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Bowser starts running around like crazy until he finally spits out a fiery ball of fruitcake. It all disintegrates.

Bowser: Fungah! Foiled again! Come on, Koopas, let’s go.

All the Koopas jump into the Copter and takeoff.

Bowser: By the way, you all get dungeon time.

All Three: Awww…

They fly off. Peach walks out of the castle.

Peach: What just happened?

Luigi: We saved the town again.

Peach: Oh. Okay. Why don’t you come in? I’ll bake a delicious fruitcake for you!

Mario and Luigi look at each other, then run for their lives out of Toad Town.

Mario and Luigi finally arrive back at their house.

Luigi: Well, it looks like all the snow is out of the pipe now. Let’s go inside and get a fire going. I’m freezing.

Luigi opens the door and they’re both blown backwards by all the melted snow (a.k.a. water) inside their house.

Both: D’oh.

Bowser locks the dungeon door with Lemmy, Iggy, and Kamek inside.

Bowser: You all will learn your lesson.

Bowser walks off.

Lemmy: Well, this stinks.

Kamek: Literally.

Iggy: Well, I guess it’s not all bad. I still have some fruitcake!

Iggy takes a bite of fruitcake.

Iggy: Want some?

Lemmy and Kamek: *shudder*

Voice: Tune in text time for the Bowser and Mario Show!

Tap dancing.

Voice: Can I go now?

Bowser and Mario start fencing with their canes, and the curtain closes.

Have a Scribble of your own? Email me!
Go back to Lemmy's Scribbles.
Go back to my main page.