Morning- 7:00

The Mushroom Kingdom morning starts with the rising of the Sun, the song of the birds, the colors of the butterflies, the aroma of the flowers, and more girls’ nasty stuff.

In the Marios' Pad...

Luigi comes out of the house.

Luigi: What a beautiful day!!! Nothing bad can happen today!!!

It starts raining.

Luigi: Well, at least nothing bad happened to me.

Lightning strikes Luigi.

Luigi: This is becoming repetitive.

Luigi goes to the bed and starts shaking Mario.

Luigi: Wake up, lazy moron. You're going to be late to your job.

Mario: I don't want to go to school, Mama, it's too cold outside!!!

Luigi throws a green fireball at Mario.

Mario: MAMAMIA, TOO HOT!!!

Morning- 7:30

Mario is already dressed with the red shirt, blue overalls, and his trademark red hat

Luigi: Go eat your breakfast, because you need much energy to fix all of Toad Town’s plumbing before night.

Mario: What about you?

Luigi: I need to clean up the house. You made a great mess last night.

Mario: What a lame excuse!!! The house is perfect.

Mario goes to the living room and sees pizza boxes, dirty socks, a lot of magazines, and other nasty stuff that I'm not going to describe because I think I'm going to puke, laying on the floor.

Mario: Yeah, a little clean up here is not a bad idea after all…

Luigi: Oh no, you're gonna to be late, it’s better you skip the breakfast and go now!!!

Mario: But I'm hun-

Luigi kicks Mario out of the house and give him a toolbox.

Luigi: Bye bye!

Luigi slams the door in Mario's face.

Mario: Yeah, let's go.

Mario walks away while humming the Mario Bros. theme.

Morning: 8: 30

Luigi gets his Poltergust 3000, some tools for clean up, and a headscarf in the closet.

Luigi: Let's go!

Luigi starts the clean up. He's so fast that he’s done in less than one hour.

Luigi: Too easy. Now let's check the mail.

Luigi goes to the mailbox to check if Parakarry put something there.

Luigi: Bills, bills, bills, bills, you won a mansion, postcard from Yoshi, bills, bills, bills, only bills. Yeah, nothing special, except for the strange letter with a photo of me wetting the bed while sleeping with my teddy bear with the purpose of blackmailing me... WHAT?!

Luigi faints.

Morning: 10:30

Mario is fixing some pipes. But there's one with a leak on it that doesn't want to be fixed.

Mario: Stupid pipe, stop leaking.

Mario started hammering it with all his might, but without success.

Mario: That's it!!!

Mario tries to cork it, but it doesn't work and the pipe sprays water in his face.

Mario: >: (

Mario hammers it so hard that he sends the pipe flying in the air.

Mario: Okay, it's fixed. Now, I wonder where that pipe will land.

Meanwhile...

Luigi awakens in the garden of the Pipe House.

Luigi: *grumble* Where am I?

The pipe lands on Luigi and his head becomes stuck inside it.

Luigi: I can't see.

Luigi starts running in circles.

Luigi: Help!!!

A random Mushroomer passes by and hear the screams. He looks over the fence and sees Luigi with the pipe stuck in his head, rolling on the floor, hitting the trees and tripping on roots.

Random Mushroomer: ... (Freak.)

Luigi hits a tree. This makes a beehive falls inside the pipe.

Luigi: AAAAHHHHH... BEES!!!!

A bunch of wild ducks start biting Luigi.

Luigi: OUCH! OUCH! OUCH...

A bunch of Goombas start biting Luigi, too.

Luigi: I think I died.

Luigi faints.

Afternoon- 13:00- Toad Town Sewers

The sewers are flooding.

Mario: I'm doomed.

Narrator: Try using your monkey wrench.

Mario: Huh?

Mario uses the monkey wrench on a pipe and the sewers stops flooding.

Mario: Wow, it worked. Thank you, mysterious voice. Now I'm going to lunch at Burger King

Afternoon- 15:00- Back with Luigi...

Luigi is in the waiting room of a hospital.

Luigi: I wonder how I got here.

Narrator: Uhh... Plothole.

Luigi: ...

Receptionist: Your time now, Mr. Luigi Mario.

Luigi enters a room, but since he can't see, he enters the wrong room.

Luigi: Hi, can you help me?

Crazy Doctor: Sure, stay quiet while I put this huge needle into you left arm, without anesthetics. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...

Luigi: WHAT?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH...

Afternoon- 16:00- Back with Mario...

Mario leaves the Burger King and walks away.

Mario: Lalalalala...

Suddenly, Bowser and his kids appear from nowhere.

Bowser: BWAHAHAH... You can't escape now, Mario.

Koopalings: We got you!!!

Mario jumps on Iggy, smacks Morton with his hammer, shoots fireballs on Larry and Lemmy, punches Roy and Morton, kicks mud on Wendy...

Wendy: Gross.

…and throws Bowser on a nearby bush. The bush explodes and sends Bowser flying

Bowser: Not again. WAAAAHHHH...

Koopalings: ...

The Koopalings run away.

Mario: Too easy. But I'm hungry again.

Mario goes towards the Burger King again.

Narrator: And that's the normal day of the Mario Bros. Now let's skip to the nighttime.

Nighttime- 20:00- Mario’s Pad

Luigi is sitting on a chair reading a random book. He has some curatives on his head, and a huge bandage on his left arm. Mario walks him.

Mario: Hi, how was your day?

Luigi: Normal.

Mario: And what's with the curatives?

Luigi: A domestic accident. How was your day?

Mario: It was normal too. *yawn* I'm going to bed. Good night.

Luigi: Good Night.

Bowser and the Koopalings appear, with some bandages on their faces, at the window.

Bowser: We got you now, Mario!!!

Koopalings: Yeah!!!

Luigi: *sigh*

Luigi presses a button that explodes the place were Bowser and his kids are standing, and they are sent away followed by a star, SSB style.

Narrator: And this ends our view of Mario and Luigi’s normal day, which happens on all days. See ya!

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