One day, Mario is at his house, sleeping. He wakes up.
Mario: Oh my goodness gracious golly gosh! I’m late for school.
Being Mario’s an idiot, he forgets it’s Saturday.
Mario: What was that?
Oh, nothing. Anyway, Mario goes outside to catch the bus.
Mario: But I don’t wanna...
WELL YOU’RE GOING TO! A hand comes out of nowhere and throws Mario to his bus stop. He waits there for a half hour.
Mario: I think I missed the bus! I guess I need to walk then.
Mario embarks on an extremely short journey. He comes across a giant, man-eating Goomba.
Mario: AAAHHHH!!! THE HORROR!!!
Mario sees a gypsy woman.
Gypsy: You wil become president of Cheesey Boy Co...
Mario: Yay!
He tips over a Micro Bob-omb.
MB: Hey buddy! I’m still using this body here!
It blows up. He finally gets to the school, H. R. Puff ‘n’ Stuff.
Mario: I made it!
He tries the doors. They’re locked.
Mario: Oh, yeah... It’s Saturday!
Sooooooo, Mario goes back and sees the ashes from the Micro Bob-omb, past the gypsy woman....
Gypsy: Hi.
...through the giant, man-eating Goomba’s domain, and back to his house.
Mario: Finally, I’m home!
Um... Mario... Your house is over there...
Mario: Oh...
An old guy comes out of his house holding a shotgun.
Grandpa: Hey! You nasty little brats get offa my lawn!
Mario runs to his real house, climbs in bed, falls asleep (counting cheese sheep), and dreams of flying to the moon and eating it (because it’s made out of cheese) .
The End
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