One day Mario created a pizza store to earn some money.

Mario: I’m going to open a pizza store with CHEESE!

We know, I just said it.

Mario: No they don’t. You didn’t say cheese.

Ok, then let's see you narrate on your own.

Mario: Fine then, I will! Ok, I open a pizza store and sell pizza with my brother.

Luigi: It a-me, Luigi, and here comes some guests.

Mario: Hi, Roy, what can I get you? Maybe some cheese?

Roy: Shut up! I give the orders here! I want 3,000 pizzas in two minutes and I am not paying if you are late!

Luigi: But it is-a impossible! How about-a two days?

Roy: How about five?!

Mario: It’s a deal. After five days... Hi, Roy, here are your cheese pizzas.

Roy: Here is five dollars!

Luigi: What?! Only five dollars?! You must be crazy!!! It costs at least 4,000 dollars!

Mario: Luigi and Mario tried to phone the police but Roy beat them up.

Luigi: Mario, look at that poster. It-a said whoever captures Popple and brings him to Peach gets 4,000 dollars!

Mario: Mario started to pack up for the trip by bringing 300 pounds of cheese, and Luigi brought his Gameboy Player. They reached the airport in 30 minutes. Then they reached Beanbean Castle. Mario went to Queen Bean. Hello, Queen Bean, we are here to ask you if you know where Popple is and where is the nearest cheese shop.

Queen: Of course I do, but in exchange for Popple I need you to find the Beanstar that was stolen by LEMMY! And for the cheese shop, we don’t have any.

Luigi: It’s-a me, Luigi. We’ll do it.

Mario: While at Bowser castle...

Lemmy: I am your master! I command you to give me a wish and wake up!

Mario: Lemmy tried to wake up the Star, but it was useless.

Lemmy: I think we already know! Give the narrator his job back!

Mario: Stop talking to me! Now back to the story. Me and Luigi went to Bowser castle.

Luigi: Shouldn’t it be Luigi and me?

Mario: There’s another Luigi!!! Amazing. Let's go in. Mario then walked into the wall.

Luigi: Idiot, let's try the back way.

Mario: Meanwhile with Roy. ..

Roy: Remember the plan! When Mario and the green guy walks to the back of the castle, we will attack all at once!

Mario: Mario and Luigi walked to the back of the castle.

Roy: Attack!

Mario: Roy's army attacked, but Roy's cannon was in the back and shot the army in front of it until there were only a few left. Mario easily defeated the rest of the army with a Fire Flower.

Roy: Grrrr... How dare you defeat my army?

Mario: It is not me who defeated most of your army. It was your army.

Roy: I will beat up my army for beating up my army.

Mario: After that Roy ran away stupidly to beat up his army.

Narrator: I’m taking my job back!!!

Luigi: Finally. Let's go through the door.

Mario and Luigi went through the door and found Iggy.

Mario: Let us through, Iggy. We don’t want to hurt you.

Iggy: Ok. It doesn’t pay to get beat up for a Star that doesn’t work.

Mario: Good idea.

Mario and Luigi advanced and saw Morton.

Mario: If you don’t want to get hurt, leave!

Morton: Never, fatty.

Luigi: Only if they’re all easy.

Morton started talking and Mario fainted.

Luigi: The narrator also-a fainted. Talking won’t-a work. I have heard Mario talk for almost my whole-a life.

Just then the narrator woke up. Luigi took out a Freeze Gun that he stole from Lemmy a long time ago when he beat him, and froze Morton. Mario and Luigi continud through the door and saw a wall. Mario walked into the wall again. Just then Wario came.

Wario: Give me all your items and money and I will destroy the wall for you.

Mario: No way. I will have to find a way to trick you.

Wario: Now I knew you would try to trick me. I won’t get tricked so easily.

Luigi: Idiot-a.

Wario: You’re calling me an idiot!!!

Wario was so angry that that he ran in circles and destroyed the wall and knoced out Ludwig on the other side of the wall. Mario and Luigi continued and met Wendy.

Wendy: Can’t you see I’m putting on makeup?

Mario and Luigi looked at Wendy and fainted from her look. After the Mario Bros. woke up they found themselves in a cage.

Mario: Oh no! We are in a cage.

I already said that.

Wendy: Hi, you’ll never escape.

Mario: We already did.

Mario took out a hammer and knocked out Wendy. Mario then went to a door.

Luigi: Mmm, the sign said it's-a fake Lemmy’s room.

Mario: Let's-a go.

Mario went in and fell into lava.

Luigi: Good, Mario-a died. Now I can have-a peace.

Mario then revived using a 1-Up Mushroom.

Mario: How dare you not tell me about the fake door?

Luigi: I thought you could read.

The Mario Bros. continued and met Lemmy.

Mario: Where’s Larry?

Lemmy: A plant ate him. Anyway, let's battle.

Lemmy started by making copies of himself, but Luigi used a Fire Flower and burned all the copies and the real. Mario found a switch and pulled it. The castle began to collapse and Lemmy ended up under the castle. Mario then found the Beanstar and returned it. The queen thanked Luigi and Mario, and gave him Popple.

Mario: Here, Peach. Now where is our money?

Peach: That was April Fool's Day! I didn’t expect anyone to capture Popple!

Mario then tried to steal money from Peach while Luigi distracted her, but she saw Mario and sent him and Luigi to the abandoned dungeon and released Popple.

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