Cornpie: Well, here it is. 14 and 15. How do you feel, AG?

AG: Excited.

Cornpie: Good. Okay, before I begin. You voted. And you chose, for my next Scribble series, The Glum Adventures of Lemmy and Iggy! Which is, if you didn't know, a parody of The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy. Today we do Parakarry, Baby Bowser, and Wart.

AG: We also do Wario, Doopliss, and Mallow. And no schemes yet.

Cornpie: Today's too important.

AG: Okay.

He walks away and then a pig falls from the sky and crushes him.

Cornpie: HAHAHAHA! You felt for it.

AG comes out with a new cloak made from felt of different colors.

AG: Nice pun.

Cornpie: And now, my friend, it's time for fun!

AG: ...

Parakarry: I'm a singing mailman. Lalalalalalalalalalalala, etc.

While he sings, his notes come alive.

Parakarry: Uh oh.

The notes turn into Bob-ombs.

Parakarry: Crud.

The Bob-ombs turn into Bulky Bob-ombs.

Parakarry: Double crud.

Then the Bulkys... DANCE!

Parakarry: ZUH!

Parakarry blows up.

Baby Bowser: I'm a kid.

Construction Guy: You're a construction kit? COOL!

Baby Bowser: Hu- OWIE! MY TONGUE- ZOW! WATCH IT! HE- X_X

Construction Guy: Oops.

The construction guy blows up.

Wart: I'm bored. I'm itchy. *scratches self* Wait, what's this? OH NO! I GOT... FROG WARTS! NOOOOOOO!
 

AG: You're way too predictable.

Cornpie: No I'm not.

AG: 1, 2, 3-

Cornpie: BADGERBADGERBADGERMUSHROOMMUSHROOM!

AG: I knew it.

Cornpie: Rules: 1. Remember in episode 1? Instead, don't number your episode. That wouldn't help anyway. I'll be counting the total numbers of episodes done by the tourists. 2. Before and after the episodes, you can have yourself appear, like me. 3. BE CRAZY! BE RANDOM! BE STUPID!

AG: That's all.

Wario: I'm hungry. And there's no food in the fridge.

Wario's $: We are protein.

Wario: Yum.

3 minutes later...

Docter: Well, apparently, he died of eating paper.

Waluigi: ... YAY! I hated him. He always beat me up.

Docter: Also, now you owe me 12 dollars for the diagnosis.

Waluigi: Okay- Wait, HE ATE OUR MONEY! NO!

Doopliss: What is my name?

Idiot: Duuuuhhhh. Doop. Li s+s=corn.

Doopliss: HA! WRONG BUB!

Programmer: Actually, if you look closely, he sad Doopliss.

Doopliss: D'oh.

He blows up.

Mallow: Hi. I'm Mallow. I like marshmallows because they have the word "mallow" in it.

Hungry Person: You look like one too.

He tries to eat Mallow, but...

Mallow: THUNDER SHOCK!

Hungry Person: Ow.

Pikachu: HEY!

He uses Thunder on Mallow.

Mallow: Ow.

Cornpie: Well, that's episodes 14 and 15. Okay tourists, get ready, because now you're in control, until episode 28.

AG: Yup. And then I get paid. Right?

Cornpie: Yeah, sure.

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