Mario: I wish I was a rock.
Luigi walks in and sees Mario watching TV.
Luigi: Hey, what are you watching?
Mario: *GASP* It’s the Jolly Green Giant!
Luigi: THE NAME’S LUIGI!
Mario: I-a want to be SPONGEBOB! Wheeeeeeeee!
Mario jumps out the window, and gets covered in glass shards.
Luigi: Oh great. Another stupid adventure.
Mario runs to Toad Town and begins spinning slowly.
Mario: WHERE ARE THE TRIX?!
Toad: I don’t got any ^%$^& Trix!
Toadsworth: Get away!
Toadsworth pulls out a cannon and shoves Mario inside.
Toadsworth: Goodbye!
Toadsworth fires Mario to Hoohoo Mountain.
Blablanadon: Oh no, not YOU again.
Mario: I dreammmmmmmmmmm about roosters!!!
Blablanadon: I ain’t some sorta chicken!
Mario: I wuv muffins!
Mario jumps off a cliff and lands on a Beanbean soldier.
Soldier: OOF! GET OFF OF ME, FATTY!
Mario: Can I be Toad?
Soldier: Wha- I think you need a doctor.
Mario: But I saw the great turkey.
Soldier: Eh?
Mario: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Mario sings the Spongebob song and runs away.
Mario: SQUAREPANTS!
Mario looks at a tree for three hours.
Mario: UBBLE UM!
Mario begins licking the tree.
Mario: JUICY FRUIT!
After a couple of hours of licking trees, Mario runs over to the minecart guy.
Mario: I KNOW YOU!
Minecart Guy: Yeah, I helped ya save this’n world!
Mario: You’re Cap’n Crunch!
Minecart Guy: What? No…
Mario: CRUNCH-A-TIZE ME, CAP’N!
Minecart Guy: … Creepy.
Mario runs down the tracks.
Mario: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Mario sees a Thwomp.
Mario: YOU MUST BE FAWFUL!
Thwomp: Uh… No. Me am Thwomp. No Fawful.
Mario: YOU ARE MY FAVORITE TOAST!
Thwomp: Idiot.
Mario jumps at the cave wall and falls out.
Mario: IT’S JUST LIKE LEGOS!
Mario crashes into some bushes.
Mario: AAAAAAH! It’s Thwomp!!!
Fawful: What? I am not being this Thwomp of which you speak, brother who is red and moronic like a small child who has dropped his lollipop onto the dirt, but picks it up to continue, despite the fact that he may be getting a disease due to stupidity!!!
Mario: PLEASE DON’T CRUSH ME, THWOMP!!
Fawful: Furyfuryfuryfuryfury!
Mario: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Mario runs off to the town.
Beanish Guy: Hello, Mario.
Mario: Where’s Mario? He scares me!
Beanish Guy: … Idiot.
Prince Peasley: Hello, Mario! Ah ha ha ha!
Mario: I AM NOT-A MARIO! I AM A THWOMP!
Prince Peasley: Okay… Thwomp.
Mario: WHERE?!
Mario runs over to the photographer.
Mario: TAKE MY PICTURE!
Photographer: It will cost you 100 coins.
Mario: MAMAMIA!
Photographer: Then how about… 50 coins?
Mario: WHAT A RIPOFF! 100-A IS A MUCH BETTER PRICE!!!
Photographer: … Idiot.
Mario runs into Beanbean Castle.
Guard 1: Mario! Why have you returned?
Mario: Uh… Is that a trick question?
Guard 2: No.
Mario: THERE WAS A FARMER HAD A DOG AND BINGO WAS HIS NAME, O!
Mario runs into the throne room and sees Queen Bean.
Queen Bean: Ah… Mario! What can I do for you?
Mario: C-c-c-c-c-can I be a hamster?
QB: Eh. No.
Mario: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
QB: Eek! That yellow box will be the death of us all!
Queen Bean grabs Mario and tosses him to Jokes End.
Mario: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Jojora: Oh no. Not you again. What do you want?
Mario: CHEESE!
Jojora: Uh, I have no cheese.
Mario: But my muffin tastes like cheeeeeeeeese!
Jojora: Wha- You weirdo!
Mario: I KNOW YOU!
Jojora: … Idiot.
Mario jumps into the ocean and ends up near Gwarhar Lagoon.
Hermie: THANTA CLAUTH!
Mario: EASTER BUNNY!
Hermie: But I am Hermie! I don’t look like the Eathter Bunny.
Mario: HOT DOGS!
Hermie: … Idiot.
Mario runs down the beach and ends up in some cave.
Popple: Boo I say! Did you follow me all the way to my new base?!
Mario: Okay!
Popple: GRR!
Mario: Are you the Lucky Charms leprechaun?
Popple: NO!
Mario: I’M ALWAYS AFTER YOUR LUCKY CHARMS!
Popple: … Idiot.
Mario swims away to the Beanbean asylum.
Mario: I-a want cheeeeeeeese! CHEESE! CHEEEESE! CHCHCHEESSSE!
Two men in white suits grab Mario and drag him inside.
Later…
Luigi: Hmm… It’s about time Mario comes back. I’ll give him five seconds.
5 4 3 2 1
The door busts open and the men in white suits throw a sleeping Mario into the room.
MiWS: Is this thing yours?
Luigi: Unfortunately.
Mario wakes up and sees Luigi.
Mario: *GASP* It’s the Jolly Green Giant!
Luigi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Luigi pulls out a Bullet Bill gun.
Mario: CRUNCH-A-TIZE ME, CAP’N!
Luigi: … Idiot.
THE END! (Of Mario)
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