In the Koopa Kastle Lounge...

Ludwig: We haven't had contact with our cursed plumbing aquintences for a rather long period of time.

Lemmy: I think he said "Where the %#$@ is Mario and Luigi?!"

All the other Koopalings: Oh...

Bowser: Ludwig is right, where are they?

Larry: While you guys talk about that, I will be in my room watering my pants.

Ludwig: *chuckle*

Larry: What?!

Ludwig: You said pants.

All Koopalings and Bowser: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Larry: I did not, and I quote, "I will be in my room watering my plants."

Roy: You mean pants.

Iggy: Shut up, Roy, we don't need your stupid comments!

Roy: Do you like your face like that, Iggy?

Iggy: Yes, why?

Roy: You want it rearranged?!

Iggy: *gulp*

Larry: Okay... Anyway, I said plants!

Lemmy: No you didn't!

Larry: You got proof?!

Ludwig: (backing Lemmy up) Yes, check 14 sentences ago!

Larry: (looking at the script and blushing) Just shut up!

Larry left the lounge.

Larry: (Boy, are they gonna get it. They'll pay for laughing at me. They'll all pay, even King Dad!)

Later that night...

?????: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

Bowser: What the?!

Ludwig: That very unpleasent soundwave originated in our female sibling's domain!

Lemmy: Lem'me think... Got it! It came from Wendy's room!

They all ran to Wendy's room.

Roy: Woah...

Iggy: I can't look, but I must.

Wendy was on the floor, her face a sickly purple.

Morton: Who could've done this, choked, gagged-

Roy knocked him out before he thougt of more synonyms.

Bowser: It had to be Larry. There is blue hair on her bow.

They walked to Larry's room. The window was open.

Lemmy: Where is he?

Larry walked in through the door behind everybody.

Larry: Die, you %$@#!

Bowser: How did you g-

Pistol shots rang in everybody's ears.

THUD! Bowser dropped to the floor, dead.

Larry: (pointing at Morton) You're next.

Lemmy: Every Koopa for himself!

KAPOW! KAPOP! KAPING! Morton got shot, then Larry shot at Lemmy's ball because he knew Lemmy was clumsy without it. It popped, and Lemmy was hopeless. Lemmy ran and Larry shot. Lemmy tripped and the bullet cut a clean hole in his hair. The bullet still had speed and hit Roy.

Iggy: Yeah! Woohoo! Swe... Uh... I mean... Awww.

Ludwig: Let us flee!!!

Lemmy: Run!!!

Ludwig: Iggy, my young, male sibling, look to your stern!

Lemmy: Iggy, behind you!!!

BAM!!! THUD!

Larry: HAHA!!! Four down, two to go!

Lemmy: Ludwig!!!

Ludwig: Lemmy! Continue without my present assistance!!!

Lemmy: He sa... Wait, there is nobody to translate to.

SHABANG! CRASH! While falling, Ludwig hit a vase.

Lemmy: (No! Ludwig is down! I'm the only one left! What can I do?! Woah! Almost got hit. What is Larry weak against? Think, wait, I am thinking! Wendy died first, she's a girl...I got it!)

Larry: Lemmy, where are you, you little idiot...

Lemmy: (On the phone) Yes. Get here right away!

Larry: Ohhh, Lemmy!

Lemmy: (Still on ohone) Hurry!

????? ? ?????: I'll be there in two minutes!

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.

Lemmy: (It has to work!! Why is this hallway so long?!)

DINGDONGDINGDONG!!!

Larry: (walking o the door) We don't have a doorbell!

CREAK! Larry opened the door.

????? ? ?????: Larry!

Larry: AAAAAAHHHHH!!! My ultimate weakness: Susan B. Koopa!!!

Lemmy: (looking at you) Well Larry was defeated by love.

Crashing sounds are heard from the background.

Lemmy: Th-th-th-th-th-that's all folks!!!

Larry screamed.

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