In the Mushroom Kingdom all is at peace. Except of course in Dark Land!

Bowser: You all get no allowance!

Lemmy: Why?

Bowser: 'Cause I feel like it!

The Koopalings moan.

Bowser: Shut up!!!

Clawdia: Go easy on them, honey.

Bowser: Get lost!

He throws her out the window.

Later the next evening...

Lemmy: I quit! I'm joining the Good Side.

Other Koopalings: *gasp*

Lemmy: See ya!

Meanwhile at Peach's Castle Grounds...

Mario: Hey, Luigi.

Luigi: What?

Mario: Wanna kick the living daylights out of a Koopaling?

Luigi: Hmmmm... Sure. I've got to do something first, wait here.

Lemmy: (Finally, so tired, I've been walking for ten minutes.) Hey Mario!

Mario: Wha... Lemmy!

Mario tries to kick the living nightlights out of him, since Koopas hate daylight and if it was beat out of them they'd be grateful.

Lemmy: Stop!

Mario: What do you want?!

Lemmy: Can I be your sidekick?

Mario: Luigi is my sidekick.

Lemmy: I'll go talk to him.

Mario: Ok.

Meanwhile in the Royal Bathroom...

Luigi is putting on his Lea boxers (a Stegasaurus/Plit version of Barney).

Luigi: What's that noise?

THUD! CRASH!!! Lemmy breaks down the door.

Lemmy: I'll get stinkin' rid of you!

He throws Luigi out the window. 1. Ring a bell? 2. A window in a BATHROOM?!

Luigi: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

Lemmy: (walking to Mario) He said it was fine.

Mario: Lets go destroy your ex-family!

Lemmy: Yeah!

In Koopa Kastle...

Bowser: Where is Lemmy?!

Morton: He left, ditched, aban-

Roy: Shut up, Morton! I'll knock you to the other side of Plit! Like Iggy last year!

Iggy: It took me weeks to get back!

Ludwig: Our male sibling and your offspring is with our plumbing enemy.

Bowser: Whaaa...

Wendy: Lemmy usually translates.

Ludwig: He... is... with... Mario... Phew! Speaking in that manner is difficult.

Bowser: Where is Mario?!

Iggy: (looking out the window) Right there!

Bowser: What?! Koopas, battle stations!

Larry: You got that off "Codename: Kids Next Door"!

Bowser: (blushing) No I didn't.

THUD! THUMP! CRACK! CRASH!!!

Wendy: Oh my DAD! They broke down the door!

Mario and Lemmy walk in. Lemmy takes out his Freeze Gun.

Lemmy: Die and suffer!

Lemmy hits Wendy, Iggy, and Roy. Mario melts them and they are reduced to puddles.

Bowser: (begging) Lemmy, please, don't help Mario. If you don't I'll give you a raise in your allowance!

Lemmy: Hmmmmmmmmm...

3 hours later...

Lemmy: How much?

Bowser: Ten coins.

Lemmy: Die!

Bowser: Wait, did I say ten? I meant a thousand!

Lemmy: *points gun at Mario* Deal.

Luigi: Stop right there.

Luigi had put on some clothes and has claw marks on his gloves and skin.

Ludwig: How did the plumber sibling track our Kastle?

Lemmy: I guess you guys deserve a translation. He said, "How in the world did Luigi find us?!"

Bowser: St-

Morton: Stop, halt, cea-

Roy's puddle attacks and chokes Morton.

Larry: Let me wat-

Ludwig: Cease this invasion, you-

Mario: Wow...

Luigi knocks out Bowser, Larry, and Ludwig. They are about to kill Lemmy but Clawdia walks in.

Clawdia: (panting) That canyon was deep... What are you doing to my son?! Lemmy, are you okay?!

Lemmy: Yes.

Clawdia: (looking at Mario) Take me to your leader!

Mario: ... Ok.

The Mario Bros. take Clawdia and Lemmy to Princess Peach.

Peach: ?!

Mario: She said our leader.

Peach: What about the president of the USA?

Luigi: No. We don't even live there.

Peach: Really? I thought you did... CLAWDIA?! Long time, no see!

Lemmy: You know each other?!

Clawdia: She was my roommate in college two years ago.

Lemmy: But Mom, you're over... Forget it.

Luigi passes out.

Mario: Hyuck... Shucks, you're pretty, Clawdia!

Lemmy faints.

Mario: How come I'm not nearly dead?!

Clawdia slaps Mario, then he falls unconscious.

Meanwhile, in Sarasaland...

Daisy: (looking at something in the tree) Wait, are those Lea boxers?!

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