Luigi: Mario, let's go to Shroomywood!!!
Shroomywood is a Plit version of Hollywood, that I made up.
Mario: Yeah!
2 Days and 65 spaghetti meals later...
Mario: (sniffing) Ahhhh... The smell of overpriced perfume and cologne.
Luigi: Let's go audition for a movie!
In the studio...
Unknown Toad: My name is Ac Toad. What are your talents, Luigi?
Luigi: I can act! FIGARO, FIGARO! I like the color green, and in Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door I played grass in a play and saved Princess Eclair from Minister Crepe!
Ac T: What about you, Mario?
Mario: I can fight, I rescue Peach a lot, and I'm a good singer. Listen: Let your chain hang low 'til it wobbles to the floor, do it shine in the light? Is it platinum or is it gold? If...
Ac T: (whispering while Mario is still singing) Luigi, you're in, but not Mario.
Luigi: Really?
Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssss*cough*sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!
Ac T: Hey, security, get Mario out of here!
Luigi: Yes! I'm a star!
Ac T: There is movie that we are going to make, it's called "Protect Plit". You can be the hero!
Luigi: I'll take it!
Ac T: Here are your lines.
2 months later...
Mario: Hi, Luigi! Guess my audition didn't go too well the way security knocked me out and dragged me home.
Luigi: Shroomywood sure is tough. Hey, my movie premiere is today, want to come?
Mario: Sure, why not?
Ac T: (opening the door) Luigi, hurry up!!! It's starting in... *checks his watch* five minutes!
4 minutes, 59 seconds later...
Movie: In a world, where Plit is constantly threatened, one hero risks all to save Shroomanity and Mushkind. His name is Luigi. He'll protect the world of Plit... Protect Plit: The Movie.
(There is a picture of Plit, then an atomic bomb explosion.
Movie: Our story starts as meteors are headed towards Plit. King Toadstool calls Luigi and his adventure starts. He firsts goes to Star Road to ask Geno for his assistance, he accepts. Soon after he's ambushed by Minister Crepe.
Luigi: I've never seen you in 3D!!!
The curtains fall.
Luigi: 30 HP
Lv. 2
Geno: 120 HP!
Lv. 30
Luigi: How come you're so strong?
Geno: I traveled with Mario, remember?
Luigi: Oh.
Crepe: 150 HP
Lv. ???
Luigi: Green Launcher!!!
Crepe: OOOOHHHH...
Geno: Star Slap!!!
He slaps Luigi, who turns into a star and flies at Crepe.
Luigi and Crepe: ... Owwwwwwww!!!
Crepe: Pounding Pastries!!!!
Eclairs, pies, cakes, etc. fly at Geno and Luigi.
Luigi: You mi... I spoke too soon. Ow!
Luigi: 5 HP
DANGER!
Geno: 75 HP
Crepe: 125 HP
Luigi: What?! Only 25 HP?!
Geno: Team Attack!!! Green Strike!!!
Crepe: NO!!!
Geno turns into
a star and Luigi rides him and continously pounds Crepe.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Luigi: 1 HP
PERIL!!!
Geno: 50 HP
Crepe: -10 HP
Pile of Ashes
Luigi and Geno destroy the meteors, and Geno finds out that Smithy is back! On their journey they pass Sarasaland and Daisy joins them.
5 days later...
Luigi and his group have defeated Yogi Bear, Giga Bowser, Crazy Hand, the Easter Bunny, Mario, Santa Claus, Boshi, Yugi, William Shakespeare, and an Aztec Dude. They are about to fight Smithy.
Luigi: Ready, guys?!
Geno: Yeah!
Daisy: Yes!
Goombella: Yeah!
Egg: ...
Fire Bro: Sure.
? Block: ...
Luigi: 75 HP
Lv. 30
Egg: 1,000 HP
Lv. 2
Fire Bro: 50
HP
Lv. 20
Daisy: 70
Lv. 25
Smithy: 500
Lv. ???
2 hours later...
Luigi: 15 HP
Egg: 750 HP
Fire Bro: -18
HP
Daisy: 2 HP DANGER!
Smithy: 499 HP
Daisy: He's only lost 1 HP!!!
2 more hours later...
Luigi: 1 HP PERIL!!!
Egg: 500 HP
Fire Bro: -100
HP
Daisy: -50 HP
Smithy: 450 HP
Egg: ...
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!! KAAAAAAAAPOOOOOOOOOOW!!!
The screen flickers... flickers... flickers... stops...
Ac T: NOOOOOOOOO!!! My movie!!!
Luigi: (crying) NOOO!
Mario: (sleeping) Boy, I like cheese, and not just cheese, any dairy product.
Ac T. runs out crying.
Ac T: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
The End?
Ludwig: That was the most despising motion picture I ever wasted my senses on!!!
Lemmy: He said "That was the worst movie ever!" How come Luigi was the star?!
Roy: I should be the star!
Iggy: Shut up...
Roy: (growling) IGGY!!!
Iggy: ... Myself.
Wendy: Why did I come?!
Morton: To be famous, a star, a-
Roy chokes Morton.
Larry: I'm going home to my plants.
Bowser: ...
Real End
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