One day Mario decides to watch TV. So he walks over and picks up the phone. He punches in the numbers and selects call.
Ring ring!
Toad: Hello? ... Hello?
Mario: CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!
BANG!!!! Toad's house falls down.
Toad: GRRG!!! $^@^@*&!
Mario: I wanna watch the cheese channel.
He dials Peach's number.
RING RING!
Peach: Hello...? Hello?
Mario: I LIKE CHEESE YOU LIKE CHEEESE WE ALL SCREAM CHEESE!
Peach: Well I never. I don't even like cheese, it's not pink. Hmph!
She hangs up. Than a block of cheese comes and takes her to Uranus.
Mario: I'm going to watch Koopa Deluxe.
He dials his number.
Lugui: Mario, what have you been doing? I found that Toad's house has collapsed and Peach is on Uranus. Mario?
Mario: I'm going to talk on the phone.
He watches TV.
Luigi: *sigh&
Parakarry: Mail call. Here's your phone bill.
Luigi; 1,000,000 dollars?!
CRASH! The door falls down.
Police: You have the right to remain silent. Your bill is too high.
Luigi: What?! Mario, help!
Mario: Cheese!
Luigi: (getting taken to the police car) No!
Two weeks later...
Mario: I'm going to watch TV.
He goes to the phone.
Ring ring!
Guard: Luigi, you have a call.
Luigi : Hello...? Hello...? Mario! This isn't funny!
Toad: I was going to help release you, but if that's the way you want it, fine!
He hangs up.
Luigi: No! Wait!
Ring ring!
Luigi: Toad, I'm so sorry...
Mario: Cheese!
Luigi: Ugh.
He faints.
The End
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