Peach: Mario, Luigi; I need help lifting something really heavy.
Both Mario and
Luigi come to the rescue .
Mario: I am-a
here to help-a.
Luigi: I am-a
here to help-a too.
Mario: I was-a
here first-a, Luigi.
The Mario Bros. start beating each other up.
Peach: Stop it! Don't fight that way.
Mario: She's right-a. Let's fight-a the old-a fashioned-a way.
Luigi: Okay-a!
He grabs a gun.
Mario: Older...
Luigi: Bow-a?
Mario: Older-a.
Luigi: Slingshot-a?
Mario: Older-a.
Luigi: Battle axe-a?
Mario: A little more-a.
Luigi: Spear-a?
Mario: Too-a old.
Luigi: I-a know!!!
The next second they are on horses.
Luigi: Jousting?
Mario: Yes-a!
Luigi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
Mario: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
Luigi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
Mario: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
Luigi: AHHHHHHHH...
Mario: AHHHHHHHH...
Luigi: AHHHHH...
Mario: AHHHHH...
Wario: AH HA!!!
Peach slaps Wario.
Peach: You ugly idiot!!!
Wario goes flying.
Wario: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Luigi: Okay... Anyway... AHHH...
Mario: AHHH...
Mario and Luigi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! They crash and explode! Mario comes out of the explosion all black and charred.
Mario: I'm-a here, my love-a...
Luigi crawls out of the smoke.
Luigi: Stay-a away from-a my woman!!!
He tackles Mario.
Mario: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Peach: *sigh* Boys will be boys.
Pinnochio: Hey Peach! That is wrong! I'm a boy and I'm made of wood!
Waluigi: Wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Peach: Where is everybody coming from?!
Pinnochio: *looks at Waluigi* Did you just make fun of me?!
Waluigi: Yes! Wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Pinnochio: I SHALL DEVOUR YOUR FLESH!!!
Waluigi: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Pinnochio tackles Waluigi off-screen and you hear ripping sounds.
Waluigi: NOOOO!!! My favorite Lea Briefs!!!
(Lea is a Plit version of Barney.)
Peach: Okay... That was disturbing...
Mario: She's-a mine!
Luigi: No-a she's not-a!!!
Mario: Daisy is-a your girlfriend!
Luigi: She's-a ugly!
Daisy walks in as soon as he said that.
Daisy: *gasp* Luigi! How could you?!
Luigi: It's-a true!!!
Daisy: *gasp* Luigi!!!
All of the sudden, Daisy pulls out a 5.5 machine gun and shoots Luigi! Bambambambambambambambambambambambam, etc...
Luigi: HA! You-a missed!
He drinks some water and it sprinkles out of the little holes in his body.
Luigi: NOOO-a!!! NOT AGAIN!!! I-a... WET... MYSELF!!! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
He passes out from dehydration caused by crying. Daisy blows the smoke away from her gun's tip.
Daisy: All done.
Mario: Oh-a well, I-a didn't like him-a anyway.
Peach: He was your brother!
Mario: Your-a point is-a?
Peach: *sigh*
All of a sudden, Mario pulls out a ring.
Mario: Peach, will-a you marry-a me?
Peach: Yes, yes! I will if you stop being dumb!
Mario: Cheese-a cheese-a CHEESE-A!!!
At their wedding there are people they did not invite.
Mario: Who are these people?
Peach: My brothers and sisters.
The End
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