One day in the Royal Library...

Peach: What's this? *gasp* A map to the Silver Star!!! MARIO, LUIGI!!!

Mario: Who-a? What-a? When-a? Where-a? Why-a? How-a? Which-a?

Peach: In order: Me. The map. Now. Here. Because I have the map. Because I found it. The map to the Silver Star.

Luigi: Ohhh... And-a you want us to-a go look for it, right-a?

Peach: Well... yeah, I guess.

Luigi grabs the map.

Luigi: Lets-a go, Mario.

Mario reads the map.

Mario: We-a have to go-a through the Cleft Area.

Luigi: Great.

Mario: There-a it is!

Luigi: That-a was fast.

They enter the dark valley.

Luigi: I'm-a scared.

Mario: Me-a too!

Cleft: BOO!

Luigi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Luigi runs out of the Cleft Area.

Mario: Boo? Where-a? Here-a, Boo! Come on-a now!

Cleft: *sigh* I was trying to scare you!!!

Mario: You-a were? Oh... Sorry... Okay-a, wait... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Cleft: You got problems.

Mario: (still screaming): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... *gasp* ...AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Mario runs out of the valley and goes to where Luigi is.

Mario: The-a map says we-a have to-a go to the ocean.

Luigi: Crud... I-a can't swim.

The Bros. walk on the path and eat some coconuts off of the random palm trees near the beach. The finally get to the shore of the ocean.

Mario: *gasp for breath, wheeze, cough*

Luigi: *cough, wheeze, gasp for breath*

Mario: *wheeze* How-a long have-a we been walking? *cough*

Luigi: *cough* Two-a... *gasp for breath* ...minutes. *wheeze*

Mario pushes Luigi into the ocean and jumps in himself.

Luigi: Hey-a!!! Mario, that wasn't nice-a!

Mario is already swimming ahead (if you call it swimming, he was just sitting on the water and was propelled forward motorboat style by, well... you don't wanna know) of Luigi.

Mario: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Luigi: *sniff* What's that-a smell-a?

Mario: Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Luigi: Great-a...

Mario and Luigi are swimming when an unusual current sweeps them up.

Luigi: What's-a happening?!

Mario: Woaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!

Luigi: I-a know-a what it is-a!!! It's a... Umm... What's that-a swirly water called-a?

Mario: Toilet?

Luigi: No-a... The other thing.

Whirlpool?

Luigi: Yeah-a! That's-a it! Thanks, Zoshi!

No problem.

Luigi: Anyway... WHIRLPOOL!!!

Mario and Luigi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Mario and Luigi are sucked down into the whirlpool, but somehow they are spit out in the Cave of Spikes, their next destination!

Luigi: What-a luck! We-a didn't have-a to swim across-a the entire ocean!!! Wahoo!

Mario: Next-a, we take a right-a at the sign at the-a edge of Plit that-a says: The Edge of Plit. But-a it warns if-a we go-a further, something-a bad'll happen!

Luigi: Well-a, we'll walk-a straight first-a. When-a we get to-a the edge, we-a will walk right-a and get-a to the sign-a and turn-a right again.

Mario: Okie dokie!

Luigi: Lets-a start walking!

Thumpthumpthumpthumpthumpthumpthumpthumpthumpthumpthumpmpthumpthump...

10 minutes later...

Luigi: Here's the sign-a.

Mario: K. Now-a we turn-a right.

Luigi: What's-a that shiny thing-a? PRETTY!!!

Mario: LUIGI!!! NO-A!!! THE MAP SAID-A DON'T GO-A FURTHER... OR ELSE-A!!!

Luigi: It's-a only two steps-a awa- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Mario: LUIGI!!!

Luigi fell off Plit (Nobody ever proved Plit was round!); he had stepped on an holographic floor. Oh... and the shining thing? That was a star in the distance that shone through the hologram.

Mario: *sniffle* I'm-a alone now. Oh-a well... (suddenly happy) To-a the next-a area!!! Okay-a, the map says I-a have to-a cross Ocean2 to-a get to Yoshi's Island. Now-a to keep-a going!

Mario walks to Ocean2. The trail from The Edge of Plit to Ocean2 is not that long. Mario gets there in a matter of minutes.

Mario: Okay-a, now I-a have to-a swim to Yoshi's Island.

Mario jumps in the Ocean2 and swims to Yoshi's Island.

Mario: Stroke, stroke, stroke, stroke, stroke, stork... I mean stroke.

94 strokes and 7 storks later...

Mario: I'm-a finally here-a!

Yoshi: Good. Yoshi been waiting for Mario.

Mario: Why-a?

Yoshi: My part in story is help Mario.

Mario: Why-a?

Because I want it that way!

Mario: K, Zoshi.

Yoshi: See? Anyway... Let Yoshi see map.

Mario: Here-a.

Yoshi: Map say we go to Volcano. Great.

Mario: Let’s-a go!

Will you stop saying “Let’s-a go!”, it's getting really annoying!!!

Mario: You're-a writing the-a story!!!

SO?! YOU BRIBED ME!!!

Yoshi: Just listen, Mario.

Mario: Shut-a up, Yoshi!!!

Yoshi slaps Mario and Mario punches Yoshi! IT'S ALL-OUT WAR!!!

Mario: DIE, ZOSHI!!!

OW! MY SHIN! Why you little %&@#!!! GET BACK HERE!!!

Hello. My name is Replace. I am a Goomba. I will write the stories when this happens. Anyway... Zoshi jumped into the screen of his laptop and started beating on Mario. Mario threw Zoshi into Yoshi's face, knocking the two over... and Zoshi just gave Mario a black-eye. Okay, Zoshi is coming back. See ya!

Okay... That showed him. Okay, anyway...

Mario: Let’s-a g-

Grr…

Mario: Uh... I-a mean... To-a the volcano?

That’s better. Mario and Yoshi walk to Volcano. As usual, Mario crosses the stupid way.

Mario: WHAT-A?!

Yoshi: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

He runs up the volcano, jumps in, burns his butt, flies out, and screams OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!

Mario: Wait-a... NO!!!

Since I'm writing the story, whatever I write that happens to Mario, whether he likes it or not, it happens to Mario.

Yoshi: Ha! That’s hilarious!

Mario: AHHH! Can't-a stop running! Can't-a control jump-a!

You know the rest.

Mario: OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!

(Note that the “OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!” has the exact same letters.)

Mario (with back of overalls on fire): You're-a just angry 'cause-a I-a kicked your shin-a!

True. Oh well. Get back to your script.

Mario: Okay-a. *mutters something bad about me* Now-a we just-a go into the-a warp pipe.

Bloopbloopbloop.

Mario: Here-a we are!

Silver Star: Finally! I've been waiting the whole story! Why didn't you just go through the warp pipe next to the Mushroom Castle mailbox?

Mario: I-a thought that-a was a bathroom!

Silver Star: Okay…

Yoshi: So Yoshi went all way with Mario, who smell like cheese, for NOTHING?!

Silver Star: Well, you did save me and Zoshi did give you a part in the story.

Anyway... Mario takes the Silver Star, aka (to Mario) Bob, to the Mushroom Castle, and Yoshi gets bored, goes home, and sues the Cheese4Perfume Company.

Mario: I'm-a here, Peach! I-a also rescued Bob!

Silver Star: FOR THE LAST TIME!!! IT'S SILVER STAR!!!

Mario: Whatever, Bob...

Silver Star: THAT'S IT!!! I'M SUEING!!!

Silver Star somehow grabs a phone.

Silver Star: Yes, I would like a Large Pepperoni. Uh huh, yeah, extra pepperoni. Yeah, delivery. Thanks, bye!

Silver Star floats back in the room.

Silver Star: It'll be here in ten minutes.

Peach: Oh goodie! Pizza!

Silver Star: Whoever said anything about pizza?

10 minutes later...

They are all chowing down on a huge Large Pepperoni Cheeseburger.

Peach: What ever happened to Luigi?

Meanwhile...

Luigi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... Man I'm tired of screaming. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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