Poke'mon theme music is playing,

Ash: Pikachu!!! Thunder!!!

Pikachu: PIKACHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

Starmie: Heeyah!

Misty: NOOO! MY STARM-

Time stops.

Lemmy: Cut, cut, CUT!!! This is supposed to be about MARIO, KOOPAS, GOOMBAS, LUIGI, ETC!

Ash: Gosh! SORRY!

They walk off the stage.

Lemmy: YEAH, YOU’D BETTER WALK! Who did this?!

Larry: Oops... I think I hired the wrong people…

Lemmy: OOPS?! YOU'LL NEVER WORK IN THIS TOWN AGAIN!!!

Larry runs away crying.

Lemmy: I expect somebody else to do this now. Who wants to?

4 Koopalings raise their claw: Roy, Ludwig, Wendy, and Morton.

Lemmy: *sigh* Wendy, you can do it. BUT DON"T MESS UP!

Wendy: Okay, Lemmy.

The camera follows Lemmy as he walks home.

Lemmy: I knew I shouldn't have trusted Larry, especially during his Poke'mon phase. I hope Wendy won't do anything stupid.

Lemmy walks into the Kastle and into his room.

Lemmy: Need... sleep... for... tomorrow...

Lemmy opens his mouth and yawns. The camera zooms in and zooms out again, but now it’s showing Wendy's mouth (like they do in cartoons).

Wendy: (in megaphone) Come on, people!! We have to finish the story so Lemmy can see it!

Lemmy: Woah... Wendy, you actually did a good jo... WHAT IS THAT?!

Wendy: It's for the fake shoppers.

Lemmy is looking at the diamond.

Lemmy: Fake shoppers?!

Wendy: Well, yeah... The story is about shopping. Duh.

Lemmy: SHOPPING?! IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT BOWSER'S CRAZY PLAN TO DEFEAT MARIO!!! NOT SHOPPING!!!

Wendy: Oops...

Lemmy: YOU #%@$!

Wendy: I'm telling Daddy on you!

Lemmy: SHUT UP! I'm older than you, and the story is about King Dad, so he'll be angry too!

Wendy: Just shut up!

Wendy runs away crying.

Roy: That was so cruel and heartless, Lemmy. AWESOME!!! Since she ran away crying, can I do the story?

Lemmy rolls his eyes.

Lemmy: Sure... Why not? (What am I THINKING?! ROY?! Oh well, he might pull through...)

The next day...

Lemmy: Roy, I'm here.

Roy: Here Lemmy.

Lemmy: Fighting for Morons...

Lemmy smacks his head.

Lemmy: Roy... this is... NOT HOW THE STORY GOES!!! AND THIS IS A MANUAL!!!

Roy: Lemmy, you are making me angr-

Lemmy: AND FURTHERMORE…

Roy punches Lemmy in the face.

Lemmy: Your turn... Ludwig...

Lemmy sits down, passes out, and hits his head on the floor.

Roy: Oops... Hehehehehe...

Lemmy: … What happened…? Uh... My head hurts.

Ludwig: Your stronger sibling, Roy, fiercely harmed you by smashing your optical sensors, causing severe pain to you and darkening the area around it. You then suffered a lack of consciousness, resulting in a state of motionless rest, which you now have awoken from and have me explaining every detail of what happened to you that caused the long but temporary sleep that has been completed.

Lemmy: So in other words... you're saying that Roy gave me a Black Eye and I passed out.

Ludwig: Correct. I have also completed the task you gave of completing the reading entertainment item that other people like to use.

Lemmy: You finished the story?

Ludwig: Correct again, and may I say that I have exceptionally used this time and area to further educate everybody reading this, about how intelligent I have come to be.

Lemmy: You made it educational?!

Ludwig: Wasn't it supposed to educate other people?

Lemmy: No!

Ludwig: Oops... Wait, what am I speaking about? I never fail to complete a ta-

Lemmy: (with fire in his eyes) GET OUT...

Ludwig: I despise you, Lemmy.

Lemmy: Larry's out, Wendy too. Can't trust Roy, or Ludwig for that matter. I can't believe I'm doing this, but he is the only person left besides Iggy, and he's angry 'cause I don't like finishing each other’s sentences. MORTON!

Morton: Here, present, accounted for, not gone-

Lemmy: STOP! I need you to make a story about Bowser's Crazy Plan to Stop Bowser, okay?

Morton: On it, project accepted, okie dokie-

Lemmy: LALALALALALALA!!! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!

Morton: That is so immature, for little ki-

Lemmy: JUST MAKE THE STORY!!!

The mext day...

Morton: Hi, Lemmy! I made a few slight changes to your id-

Lemmy: You made a talkshow, didn't you? It needs to be about Bowser! No matter what!

Morton is opening his mouth.

Lemmy: Don't say it. I'll make it short for you. Oops...

Morton: Yes, correct, si, wi…

Lemmy walks away.

Lemmy: *sigh* Iggy, can you do it?

Iggy: Sure!!!

The dext day (for the 3rd time)... Iggy: Done, Lemmy!

Lemmy: Let me see.

Lemmy reads and smiles.

Lemmy: This is exactly how I wan-

Lemmy: WHAT?! I'm not done yet!!!

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