Once upon a time deep in the large jungles of a far away place called India...

Bagheera: Aaah, what a peaceful day...

???: CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE!!!

Bagheera: What is that noise?

Bagheera ran towards it to find a little Mario.

Bagheera: They must have had a good reason for leaving him here. Mario: CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!!!

Bagheerea: Maybe I should leave him-

Mario CHEESE CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

Bagheera: Shut up and I'll take you to your new parents.

Mario: Cheese.

Bagheera took the little Mario to the wolves to live.

Ten years later the trouble began. The wolves gathered under the great rock to discuss Shere Khan the tiger.

Akela the Leader: Shere Khan will kill Mario and all of us.

Packmate: Get rid of him!

Packmate's Mate: Look what he's doing to my cubs!

Mario is throwing rocks on the cubs and pulling their tails.

Mario: Ride em, horsey!

Akela: I think it will be good to take him to the man village.

Pack: Anything to get rid of him.

Akela: Bagheera, since you brought him here, you will dispose of him.

Bagheera: I will do it, but I wont permit tail-pulling.

Ten minutes later, they were on their journey, with Mario receiving with 20 swipes for the twenty tail pulls he had done.

Mario: Mamamia! Why'd you swipe me?

Bagheera: Because you almost pulled my tail off. You sleep over there, I'll sleep in this tree.

Mario: But I cant climb. CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

Bagheera: Shut up and you can sleep with me.

Later when Mario was sleeping, Kaa the python slithered through the trees to find Mario.

Kaa: Aaaaah, good hunting for meeee, ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

Bagheera was startled to find Mario asleep in Kaa's coils with Kaa's mouth wide open.

Bagheera: Wat him eat him eat him eat him eat eat eat eat eat eat eat HIM!

Mario woke up from Bagheera's chants of eat him, but confused them with "Mario, wake up! He's taking your cheese!"

Mario: Nobody takes my cheese!

Mario clunked Kaa on the head and Kaa fell down the tree with a clunk.

Bagheera: Aaah man. Go back to sleep, you ruined my mood.

So they did. The next morning Bagheera conveniently got Mario up when the dawn patrol was fifty feet away.

Bagheera: Let's go, Mario, we have a long walk ahead of us.

Mario quickly ate the rest of his berries and followed Bagheera down the tree, receiving another scratch from pulling Bagheera down the tree and landing on him. Just as they were halfway, across Bagheera heard-

Elephants: Paroom. Hup to three four, hup two three four.

Bagheera: Stay here.

Then he ran across the trail and hid in the bushes. Mario put his hands above his head and made them circles.

Mario: I'm a mouse. Squeak squeak!

Unfortunately for Bagheera, the elephants saw and heard him and went bizzerk.

Colonal Hathi: AAAAAAAH! A mouse! Run for it!

They scrambled and ran in the opposite direction.

Bagheera: Drats! Foiled again!

Just as Bagheera was going to retrieve Mario, the friendliest bear Baloo stumbled by.

Baloo: Hey baggy, what's happening?

Bagheera: Hello Baloo... Hey wait a minute, could you teach that kid the bear necessities. And maybe make him humble enough for me to handle?

Baloo: Sure, Baggy, I'll try.

Ten seconds later, Baloo came running back screaming.

Baloo: Aaah! Help me! He's crazy! i cant help him, he's useless. Sorry you have to put up with him, but I can't. See ya.

Baloo ran away with the sound of Mario screaming.

Mario: Look for the cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese!

Bagheera: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! That's it, i give up. I'm just taking him to Shere to finish.

Mario: WHO?!

Bagheera: The tiger!

Mario: Ooooooooooh, kitty. Me wanna see kitty,

Bagheera: (This will be easier than I thought...) Yes, we're gonna see kitty. Let's go.

Minutes later, Bagheera found Shere Khan lurking near them. Bagheera had Mario sit right where Shere Khan napped.

Bagheera: Wait right here and kitty will come eat you- I mean, see you.

Mario: Okay, Baggy! I'm gonna see kitty and the horsies aren't! La la LA!

As Mario sat there singing, Bagheera lurksed in the shawdows to watch the end of Mario. Two minutes later, Shere Khan lumbered back to his napping spot to find Mario.

Shere Khan: Hmmm... A mancub. Heee heee heeee. Come here, child.

Mario: OOOOOOOoooh! Kitty!

Mario ran right into Shere Khan's mouth. Mario ended with a scream from Shere Khan's belly. as Bagheera ran over.

Bagheera: I am so happy to be rid of him.

Then everyone in the jungle rans into the clearing and they all did the Can-Can.

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