Super Troopa: Hello, and since you can't tell which one of you in front of the screen I'm making fun of, HAHA! Who am I laughing at? You will never know!

Goombie: Um... There's usually only one person in front of the computer.

Super Troopa: Uh... You're fired!

Goombie: Well I quit!

Super Troopa: You can't quit! So come back here!

Goombie: But you just said-

Super Troopa: Shut up! Roll film!

Goombie: This isn't a film.

Super Troopa: I said shut up!
 

Bowser's Castle...

Hey, wait! Nothing's happening! Oh well, let's go to...

Count Bleck's Castle...

Count Bleck: Mimi! O'Chunks! ThatguyIthinkIfiredbecausherebelledagainstmeorsomethinglikethat! Come to the meeting room!

Nastasia: Wait, didn't you disappear?

Count Bleck: And weren't you dead? Asked Count Bleck!

Nastasia: I was in the Underwhere and I heard they were making snacks. So then I hypnotized Queen Jaydes to bring me back to life.

Count Bleck: Oh, well that's nice. Responded Count Bleck!

Nastasia: Listen, I know you can talk normally. The game's over now. So what's your story?

Count Bleck: I went into the forbidden World Nine so everyone thought I was dead. Then I got bored and went back to the castle.

Nastasia: Oh... And Timpani?

Count Bleck: I still don't know where she went. I still remember our last moments...

Flashback...

[i]Count Bleck: Timpani, we're going to a better place.

Tippi: With free Cable?

Count Bleck: Free satellite even! 800 channels!

Tippi: Sweet! Free TiVo?

Count Bleck: Don't push it!

They disappear in a flash of light.[/

Flashback Over...

Count Bleck: Now, we must gather the minions!

Mimi: We're already here.

Count Bleck: Oh. When did you get here?

Mimi: I decided I'd live here, and O'Chunks and Dimontie-

Dimentio: It's Dimentio!

Mimi: -are visiting.

Count Bleck: Well I've got a new minion.

Bob: Hey. Hopefully you will be better than those idiots.

Count Bleck: Now, we must form a rock band!

Mimi: ... A rock band?

Count Bleck: Yes, we will decide who plays the instruments. O'Chunks will play the drums!

O'Chunks: Oh yeah!

Count Bleck: Mimi will play the piano.

Mimi: There's a piano in a rock band?

Count Bleck: I don't know! Dumbomintio will play the electric guitar.

Dimentio: It's Dimentio! I hate running gags!

Count Bleck: Bob will randomly clap his hands to the beat.

Bob: That's not much of a good task.

Count Bleck: Nastasia will play the keyboard.

Nastasia: Not really an instrument, but fine, if you like it.

Count Bleck: And I will sing! Rehearsal time!

Count Bleck's rehearsal...

Count Bleck: Okay, I will now sing.

He sings the Count Bleck tune.

Count Bleck: Deh, Deh Deh Deh, Deh, Deh Deh Deh Deh!

Bob: Shouldn't you use other words besides Deh?

Count Bleck: Why?

Bob: Well, it lacks creativity.

Count Bleck: Shut up and kneel before the power of Deh!

Nastasia's rehearsal...

Nastasia: Well, here I go.

She types on the keyboard.

Count Bleck: *sniff* So beautiful. Next!

Bob's rehearsal...

Bob: So I just clap my hands?

He claps his hands to a non-existent beat.

Count Bleck: Great! Next!

Dimilior's rehearsal...

Dimentio: I'm Dimentio! Not Dimeloterado or something like that!

Count Bleck: Ooh, Dimeloterado! That's a good one! Just play.

He plays the guitar very slowly but misses a note.

Dimentio: Whoops.

He tries again but keeps failing.

Dimentio: Whoops. Maybe this time. Whoops.

Count Bleck: Next!

Mimi's rehearsal...

Mimi: Um...

She plays the piano very slowly.

Count Bleck: Why so slow?

Mimi: It's not my fault I have sticks for arms and can hardly reach the keys!

Count Bleck: Next!

O'Chunks's rehearsal...

O'Chunks: Er... 'ey Count! 'ow do ya play these?

Count Bleck: I don't know, just randomly hit them with sticks!

He does that and it sounds terrible.

Count Bleck: Perfect! Ne- Oh, that's everyone. Now we must enter the talent contest! And win! Bleh heh heh heh heh! Bleck!

Later...

Count Bleck: I can't believe we lost!

Bob: Maybe we should have learned how to play the instruments, and rehearsed more than once.

Count Bleck: Quiet! I'm sending you back to those idiots! Now people are going to be complaining about how short this Scribble is!

Bowser's Castle...

Ludwig: It's okay, we'll think of a plan next time!

Bowser: You're right! In fact, I'll kidnap the princess on November 12th and bring her to space, where Mario will have to collect 120 Stars again to save her!

Ludwig: Yeah, like that'll ever happen.

And now since everyone else wasn't here, I'll make them say hi.

Mario: Hi.

Luigi: Hi.

Fat Man: Hi.

Fatso: Hi.
 

Super Troopa: And a short Scribble deserves a short ending!

Goombie: This is the dumbest thing I've ever been in!

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