Klyde is sitting at a computer, making a movie to put on MeTube, while Whamek is watching a show in the background.

Whamek: The evil, torturous janitor makes me laugh oh so very hard! Klyde, my brother, come participate in my merriment! Look! The intern just paged the head doctor for a stupid question!

Klyde: Not right now, freak! I'm FINALLY gonna show everybody why Geno is so stupid!

Whamek: ... What?

Klyde: I mean, he's so arrogant, and cliche, and he's a freaking DOLL! Why do people like him so much? I've made a video to expose the fraud he is!

Whamek: Turn around.

Klyde: M'kay- WOAH!

Klyde turns around in his chair to see Whamek holding his staff like a shotgun.

Whamek: Take the video off MeTube.

He cocks his fake gun.

Klyde: W-Whamek, calm down!

Whamek: TAKE... IT... OFF! THOSE WHO HATE GENO DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE!

Klyde: F-fine!

Whamek: (bright and cheery again) Thank you! Now, I must go burn some ants!

He runs off.

Kldye: ... Heh heh. Good thing I saved the video.

The next day...

Klyde: Alrighty, let's look at what comments I got on my video!

Klyde logs onto the computer.

Klyde: WOAH! 0_0 14,400 comments in just one day! I can't wait to read them!

COMMENTS:
G3n04lif3: OMG you hate geno you don't deserve to live
aw3some: lol newb u rnt cool making fun of geno
st4a1kio: where do u liv so i can set ur house on phire
sasuke: geno ain't as good as naruto, but you still stink for making fun of him!
driedherbs: Naruto stinks. Geno rocks!
sasuke: OMG u mad fun uv naruto!!!11!!!
m4rio: GENo's aw3some! I WILL KILL YOU FOR MAKING THIS VID!
Whamek: Turn around, Klyde.

Klyde: Eh? Does the last one say-

Whamek: Turn around, Klyde.

Klyde: ... Uh oh.

He turns around. Whamek has an actual shotgun this time

Klyde: Well... I guess that there are too many newbs in the world who will defend Geno without reason.

Whamek: Darn straight.

He cocks his gun.

Klyde: Eep!

There is knocking at the door, and Drake Guy answers it.

Drake: KLYDE, there's some nerdy looking Koopas who want to see you!

A bunch of Troopas wearing glasses and shirts that say "Geno Fan Club" walk into the living room.

Nerd 1: We heard you hate Geno!

Nerd 2: So we're gonna beat you up!

Whamek: Really? You may join me, fellow Geno-lovers!

Klyde: HAHAHAHAHA!!! You nerds can't beat me up-

One nerd whacks Klyde on the back of the head with a club, then the rest kick him while he's down.

Whamek: My turn! FIRAGA!

Klyde bursts into flames.

Klyde: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Klyde wakes up in a hospital.

Klyde: ... Ugh... I don't feel so good.

Doctor: You've gone through some serious head injuries... and leg injuries... and pride injuries.

Klyde: Well, I feel pretty good now.

Doctor: No, you don't.

Klyde: Huh? Yes, I do.

Doctor: Obviously, if you hate Geno, you aren't okay.

Klyde: ... Not you too.

Doctor: Relax, Klyde, I'm on your side, too. Now, these nice men are going to take you to a nice place, okay?

Two huge Sledge Bros come in and tranquilize Klyde, then carry him off.

~

Klyde THIS time wakes up in a padded room, wearing a straitjacket.

Klyde: What the-

Doctor: Time for playtime!

Klyde gets dragged out and thrown into a courtyard, where a bunch of insane and buff creatures are.

Klyde: ... Uh... Hi, guys.

Hammer Bro: We heards you don't like Geno!

Koopa: YEAH!

Klyde: NO! NOT IN THE FACE!

~

Whamek: So, tell me, what have we learned today? Certianly, Klyde was the perfect example of somebody who goes outside boundaries, somebody who does something UNALLOWED. Klyde did the one thing we can never do: make fun of Geno.  As portrayed in this story, you will get beat if you make fun of Geno. So don't. Or else you risk breaking the walls of...  THE TWILIGHT ZONE!!!

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