Mario: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo(breath)OOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo!

Luigi: (tired) What can it possibly be now, Mario?

Luigi looks at the clock.

Luigi: Oh my gosh. You start screaming at 12:01 in the morning for what reason?

Mario: It's the first day of school. In the cartoons, the first day of school is the worst one!

Luigi: That's in the cartoons. Besides, I think it will be kinda fun.

Mario just stares at Luigi.

Mario: Hehehe... HAHAHAHAHAHA! NERD!!!!

Luigi: No... I'm not a nerd. Uhhhhhhhh.

Mario: NERD NERD NERD! HAHAHA!

Luigi: (changing subject) Why did you have to start screaming that it's the first day of school now?

Mario: Because 12:01 is considered a new day.

Luigi just looks at Mario.

Mario: Well... Good night.

Luigi: You stayed up all night just so could can tell me it was the first day of school now?

Mario: Yeah... Why?

Luigi: No reason. It's just that. YOU'RE AN IDIOT!!!

Mario: At least I'm not a nerd.

Luigi finds that he has nothing to say, so he goes to sleep.

8:00 AM

Luigi: *YAAAAAWN*

Mario: Rise and shine, nerdo. I made breakfast.

Luigi: That's amazing. I never expected that a person with an IQ like yours could do such a thin- HEY... I'm not a nerd!

Mario takes Luigi out to the table and shows him the breakfast, which consists of cake batter, candy, chocolate, and frozen yogurt.

Mario: My favorite.

Luigi: I'll stick to morning coffee.

Mario: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo. Waaaaaaaaaahhhhhh. I made you breakfast and you won't eat it! WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

Luigi: Fine... fine. I do love cake batter anyway. What could go wrong?

After eating a whole bowl of cake batter, Mario tells Luigi that instead of using milk he used Red Bull and Jolt Cola to make the batter.

Luigi: YOU DID WHAAAaaaaaaaa-hahahahaHAHAHAHA?! SUGAR RUSH!!!

Mario has no idea what is going on, but he likes to dance, and when he sees Luigi Dancing, he wants to as well, so he does. After Luigi's sugar rush wears off, Luigi starts for the door with everything he needs for school.

Mario: No, I will not let you pass.

Luigi: Why?

Mario: Well I might, if you can beat me... in DDR!!

Then the whole house just turns into a giant DDR screen. It shows Mario's score going Perfect, Perfect, Perfect, Perfect, Perfect, Good, Perfect, Perfect, Perfect, Perfect, Marry Me, Perfect, Good, and something like that. Luigi's screen says Missed, Missed, Missed, Almost, Missed, Kill Me, Missed, Again Almost. When the whole thing is over, Mario has got the highest score.

Luigi: So you're not gonna let me pass now?

Mario: Of course I will.

Luigi: But I didn't beat you.

Mario: I don't care if you beat me or not, I just like dancing.

Luigi gets all red, and then looks at his watch and starts panicing.

Luigi: I'm gonna be... TARDY!

Mario: You may be tardy, but you're also gonna be late. We'd better hurry.

Luigi gets into the car and starts to drive, then realizes he forgot Mario, and then realizes he can't drive.

Mario: There's only one way to get there.

Luigi: How?

Mario: Medival catapult.

Luigi: WHAT?!

Mario takes Luigi into the backyard and they both getr into the catapult.

Luigi: Don't you pull that leverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr- AAAAAH!

Mario lands safely on his landing mat, but Luigi gets stuck in a tree.

Luigi: Get me down from here.

Mario: Ok, just a sec.

Mario takes a beaver and makes it chew down the tree.

Luigi: AAAAAAAAH!

Mario: At least you're down safely.

Luigi: Yeah, I only lost two teeth, fractured five bones, and broke my arm. I'm in perfect condition.

Mario just walks away. Luigi looks around, and sees no one.Mario comes back.

Mario: Hey, look what I found. It's a sign that says "School: Opens in 2 months. Have a Nice Summer".

Luigi: MARIO!!!

Mario: Yes?

Luigi: YOU WOKE ME UP TO GO TO A SCHOOL THAT'S NOT EVEN OPEN?!

Mario: Yeah. I'm just scared of what awaits me in second grade.

Luigi: Second grade?!

Mario: Yeah. I'm not a nerd like you, so I'm not in your grade, nerdo.

Nerdo: Who's the idiot writing this and- HEY! THATS NOT MY NAME, WRITER!

Sorry.

Luigi: THAT'S RIGHT. Ok, Mario, I'm gonna take this very calm and- Ok, you fell asleep and, what's on your head?

The paper on Mario's head says "Please Do Not Disturb This Person, Nerdo".

Luigi: You know what, just end this, ok? NOW!

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