One day a Toad is walking until he drops a penny.
Toad: Darn! Oh well, it’s just a penny, it won’t do any harm.
Meanwhile, Mario is playing with… fighting with…
Gameboo: My lemonade!
Mario: My cheese!
Gameboo: No, Mario, this is lemonade.
Mario: WHAAAAT?!
Gameboo: I said this is lemonade!
Mario: I CAN’T HEAR YOU!!!
Gameboo: I SAID THIS IS LEMONADE!!!
Mario: What’s that huge rolling noise!
The penny rolls by.
Gameboo: $_$
Mario: AAAAARRRGHHH! Ooooooh, shiny noisemaker-type thing!
They both chase after it. At the same time, Luigi is walking by.
Luigi: What the?
Mario: My noisemaker!
Gameboo: Money!!! Lemonade would be better but money is good too!
Luigi: What’s going on?
Mario: Hi person who I’ve never seen before! Want to help us chase after the noisemaker?
Luigi: I’ve got nothing else to do… Aahhh, why not? Get that penny!
Gameboo takes out a radio.
Gameboo: Attention all Boos! I need reinforcements!
Radio: Why?
Gameboo: Uuuhh… Because!
Radio: You heard the man! If we do what he says, we get a giant screen television!
Gameboo: What now? Uuuhh, yeah!
Luigi: Darn, it’s going in the FOREST OF DEATH!
Mario: Does that place have any cheese?
Luigi: No.
Mario: Nooooooo- Wait, does it have pasta?
Luigi: No.
Mario: Nooooooo- Wait, does it have at least bathrooms?
Luigi: If you count bushes as bathrooms, then yes!
Mario: Yay! It has cheese!
Luigi: I said no to that.
Mario: No?
Luigi: Yes.
Mario: Yes?
Luigi: No
Mario: No?
Luigi: Ye-
Gameboo: Would you two kindly… BE QUIET!
Mario: Fine. Hey, where’s the noisemaker?
Toad with a mustache: Run away!!!
Mario: Does that mean we should go in?
A bunch of Boos holding cotton candy approach out of the FOREST OF DEATH!
Boos: Sorry we took so long, Gameboo!
Gameboo: No problem!
Shamboo: You had to call right when I was taking a shower!
Gameboo: Yep!
Shamboo: Great! So what’s the trouble? Space aliens? Light bulb ghosts? Coffee Tables? I hope it’s not coffee tables because those villainous fiends broke my leg!
Luigi: You don’t have any legs.
Shamboo: Oh yeah.
Luigi: Why are all of you holding cotton candy?
Shamboo: We got it from the FOREST OF DEATH!
Mario: Cheese!!!
Mario races into the FOREST OF DEATH!
Luigi: Well, let’s go.
Everybody enters. They then are seen at a carnival.
Luigi: Woah.
Shamboo: As I was saying, why did you call us?
Gameboo: We’re searching for a penny.
Shamboo: Woah! That is the most… SERIOUS MISSION OF OUR LIVES!
Luigi: Now where is that penny?
Boojangles: Oh, this penny?
Mario: NOISEMAKER!!!
Mario grabs the penny and eats it.
Luigi: MARIO!!!
Mario: Yes?
Luigi: Why did you eat the penny!
Mario: This way I can now be a noisemaker!
Luigi: That’s it, I’m out of here.
Luigi leaves.
Gameboo: Well, we are at a carnival, might as well go on the rides.
Shamboo: Right after you give us our giant screen television.
Gameboo: Uhhh… Uhhhh… Look! A monkey!
Shamboo: That trick is old.
Gameboo: No it’s not.
Shamboo: Really?
Gameboo: No.
Shamboo: Oh. Where!
Gameboo: Sucker.
Mario sees a nickel role by.
Mario: Noisemaker!
The End
Mario: Cheese!
I said the end!
Mario: Oh, sorry.
THE END :-)
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