Super Troopa: Welcome to Stuper Mario Misadventures!

Goombie: Why are you introducing the Scribble like that?

Super Troopa: Well this is the final episode.

Goombie: Really?!

Super Troopa: Besides the finale, which will be a Fun Fiction three pages long.

Goombie: Oh. Well as long as I get paid.

Super Troopa: Um...

Super Troopa's Mind: Search: paid= no results.

Super Troopa: Yeah, sure, whatever. On with the Scribble!
 

At Mario and Luigi's house...

Mario: Yeah! Done with channel six! Now for channel seven!

Luigi: I wish you didn't watch so much TV.

Mario: Well I wish you would stop thinking your cereal is going to kill you!

Luigi: What are you talking about? You think that!

Mario: No! I don't think the cereal is going to kill me. Just the mascots.

Luigi: Cereal mascots trying to kill you? You sure have some messed up head.

Meanwhile...

Snap: All right guys, we attack at sunrise. Any questions?

Tony the Tiger: GRRREEEEEEAAAAAT!!!

Rabbit: Do I get Trix?

Lucky: They'll never get me Lucky Charms!

Albert Einstein: Listen, answer my question. Is this the bathroom or not?

Snap: *sigh* We have a lot of work to do.

Back with Mario...

Mario: Besides, it's not like anything interesting will happen today.

Toad rushes into the room.

Toad: The princess is captured!!! The princess is captured!!!

Mario: Yep, nothing interesting happening.

Toad: Are you going to save her or not?!

Mario: Sure, whatever.

He runs off to Bowser's castle.

Mario: All right, let the princess go, blah blah blah.

Bowser: Blah blah blah? You don't really seem to interested.

Mario: Let her go already, I have a headache!

Bowser: Oh, here, have an Advil.

Mario: Thanks.

He takes the Advil.

Bowser: Now to fight!

Mario: Hey, Advils take about ten minutes to go into effect.

Bowser: Oh, sorry.

Ten minutes later...

Mario: Okay, let's fight!

Bowser: But first, I'm hungry. Let's-

Peach: Just fight already!

Mario: Okay.

He pushes Bowser off the castle.

Peach: Okay, that was sort of anticlimactic.

Mario: Um... whatever you said. It sure sounds like I don't care!

Peach: Let's celebrate!

Mario: Yeah!

As they walk off, Kamek sneaks by and casts a spell on Mario.

Kamek: Hehe, that'll teach him.

Koopatrol: Teach him what?

Kamek: ... Quiet you!

He zaps him.

Mario: Hey, something tickled.

Peach: What do you think it was?

Mario: Oh, I wish I had a fish.

Peach: ... Does that have anything to do with what we're talking about?

Mario: You are the dancing queen!

Peach: Oh forget this!

They leave.

The next morning...

Mario: Ugh, what happened last night?

Luigi: 0.0

He falls back down and passes out.

Mario: Maybe I should shower more than once a year.

He looks in the mirror.

Mario: Wait a second. Short, stubby, Mushroom hat... So I'm... Tom Hanks! No wait, I'm a Toad.

...

Mario: OH MY DAD, I'M A TOAD!!!

He looks at himself again.

Mario: It's okay, man, it's okay. This is all just a dream. Wake up!

He punches himself.

Mario: This isn't a dream! AAAAAAHHHH!!!

He runs out the door.

Random Toad: Welcome, I haven't seen you before. Did you know the house you just came out of belongs to the world famous Mario?

Mario: Really? Wow! Listen. Where is THE Toad? I need to talk to him.

Random Toad: In the castle guarding Peach's room.

Mario: Thanks!

He goes to the castle and finds Toad,

Mario: Toad!

Toad: Sorry, but you can't go in Peach's room.

Mario: Listen, as much as I would love to do that, I need help here.

Toad: Sorry. I can't just go around helping people.

Mario: But I'm Mario!

Toad: (sarcastically) Yeah, and I'm Santa Claus.

Mario: You are? You didn't give me that toy train I wanted, you fat @#$%^*!

He punches Toad.

Toad: Yep, that's Mario all right.

Mario: Listen, how can I change myself back?

Bob walks up to him.

Bob: Well, I guess you can get plastic surgery to fix it.

Mario: Well, I kinda spent all my money on hiring these 300 characters.

King Leonidas: This is-

Mario: That's not your cue yet.

Fat Man and Fatso come by.

Fat Man: You can eat Nachos!

Fatso: How's that gonna help him?

Mario: Where do you guys keep coming from?!

Another Toad: ALERT! The p-

Mario: I'm on it.

Same Toad: ... Who was that guy?

Mario goes back to Bowser's Castle.

Mario: Okay guys, change me back right now!!!

Bowser: Huh?

Kamek: Hehe.

Bowser: Kamek... You had something to do with this?

Kamek: Yes, I turned Mario into a Toad!

Bowser: Great job, Kamek! Now we'll actually try to treat your heart disease!

Kamek: Thank you- Wait, what? Eep! Heart attack!

Mario: Okay, that does it!

Bowser: (into walkie talkie) Ludwig, fire cannons! ... Ludwig... Ludwig?

In the castle...

Ludwig: (listening to iPod) I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world!

Back outside the castle...

Bowser: Um... Die!

He tries to stomp on Mario, but falls through the floor.

Bowser: Um... Kamek, get him!

Kamek: Hehehe!

Mario jumps on him.

Kamek: Ha! Is that all you got?

Mario: No.

He takes out a machine gun.

Kamek: Woah! Stop it! This is madness!

Mario: That's your cue!

???: Madness?

Kamek: Huh?

It shows King Leonidas on the top of the castle.

King Leonidas: This is SPARTA!!!

He kicks Kamek off his broom, causing him to fall off the castle to his doom. Hey, that rhymed!

Mario: Yes!

He grabs Kamek's wand as it falls.

Mario: All right, this shouldn't be too hard to undo.

He turns back to his old self.

Peach: You're back to normal! And no side effects!

Mario: Yes, zis eez great!

Peach: Um.

Mario: Vat eez it?

Peach: Nothing. Let's celebrate!

So Mario lived with his French accent until the cereal mascots killed him, but they forgot he had multiple lives so he came back with his original accent and the mascots crawled back to their lair defeated.
 

Super Troopa: Okay, so that's the whole series besides the Fun Fiction.

Goombie: When can we actually afford a background here?

Super Troopa: Beats me. See ya!

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