Iggy and Lemmy were running as fast as they could through the corridors of Bowser's Keep. "Wait'll Kamek sees the stuff we cooked up!" Iggy mused. Lemmy joined in his chorus of laughter.

What was going on? Bowser and Clawwdia were going to some important meetings concerning Dark Land that night, and Kamek was supposed to babysit. Of course, the Koopalings always come up with some mischievous tricks to play on him. However...

"Kids! Over here!" Bowser yelled, making everyone run up to him. "I have some news for you all, Kamek is unable to make it."

*Cut to the night sky with Kamek flying on his broom stick, yelling, "I'm freeee! Mwa ha ha ha!"*

"Whaaaaat?!" The Koopalings all yelled, for they had thought up a bunch of traps just for Kamek.

"Don't worry kids, I've thought of a replacement."

Suddenly there was a knock on the door.

"That must be her now! Lemmy, get the door!"

While Lemmy ran towards the door of the castle, everyone started to chat.

"Her? A girl?"

"This should be even better than Kamek!"

"Yeah, 'cause all girls do is talk on the phone and watch TV!"

While everyone chattered away, Lemmy ran back in, with the new babysitter behind him... Yoshiki?!

"Hi..." Yoshiki said, rather quietly.

Everyone grunted, for the last thing Yoshiki would do was to talk on the phone all day.

"I have to be going now!" said Bowser. "Be good for your babysitter!"

And with that, Bowser and Clawdia waltzed out the door.

Everyone stood there for several minutes, until the silence was broken.

"This is boring! I challenge anyone to a game of Super Smash Bros!" declared Roy. Larry, Yoshiki, and Iggy followed Roy into the game room. Everyone else, not having anything better to do, followed behind them. Even Wendy tagged along.

"Mwa ha ha ha! Diiieee, Pikachu!" shouted Roy, jamming the buttons on his controller.

"Stop going for meeeee!" Larry whined.

"Falcon Punch!" Iggy mocked, trying to knock DK (Roy was playing as him) sky high.

"C'mon, Kirby! Cutter Captain Falcon into oblivion!" Yoshiki yelled.

Meanwhile, the other Koopalings talked.

"Does anyone in this vacinity know of any exceedingly cunning manuvers in which to careen Yoshiki into danger?" Ludwig questioned.

"Yeah, after all, we never go one babysitting job without torturing the sitter!" Lemmy whispered.

"Wendy, can I borrow your purse because I have a super kooparific plan that could never fail but I need your purse so Wendy can I borrow your purse because-"

Duct tape was quickly applied to Morton's mouth.

"It's amazing all the things you can do with duct tape!" Lemmy grinned.

"Yes, yes. Enough with that! We have to put our super plan into action!" Ludwig smirked.

"Hey hey! What about meeeee?" Wendy yelped. "Don't I get to say anything?"

Everyone sighed.

"No, because you're un-important. Now, as I was saying, our plan involves-" Ludwig began to whisper to the others.

"MMMPPPHHHH!!!" Morton cried.

"Yes! I win again!" Yoshiki cheered.

"Nyyaaa... Beaten by a girl..." Roy moped.

"Best 16 outta 31?"

"No no, let's do something else, my fingers ache..." Larry suddenly ran over to a closet by the Nintendo. "Hey, I know what we can play!" he said with a big toothy grin.

"What?" Yoshiki quickly replied.

Larry opened the closet, snatched up a deck of cards, and held the cards up in his hand. "Let's plaaaaaayyy..." He tossed the cards in the air, scattering them everywhere. "Fifty two card pickup! Ahahahahahaha!" He laughed.

"Wheeee... This is fuuuuuuunnnn..." Yoshiki muttered, sarcasticly. "50, 51, 52! Whew! Finished!" Yoshiki wiped sweat off her brow, and stood up.

Suddenly, Iggy ran in and hopped on her saddle. "Wheee! Free Yoshi rides!"

Yoshiki ran around the castle, screaming "Get... it... offa me!"

Everyone started to laugh like mad, and some even began to laugh to tears.

"How am I gonna survive this?" Yoshiki thought.

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