Petey Piranha Fan: Welcome to Lemmy's Interview Show!
Lemmy: Thank DAD someone finally called it that.
Petey Piranha Fan: Today I'm interviewing BUNDT!
Bundt: Hi, everyone!
Morton: WEDDING CAKE!!!
PPF: SECURITY!
(Petey Piranha grabs Morton and throws him out the window.)
PPF: First question, Bundt. How did you manage to come alive?
Bundt: When everyone refused to eat me, Chef Torte put a magic spell on me that would make me come alive. However, it was so strong, that it actually gave me a brain.
PPF: Where is Chef Torte now?
Bundt: I ate him.
PPF: I see... Well, Bundt, what flavor are you?
Bundt: To you, I may look vanilla, but deep down, I'm double chocolate.
(The audience drools.)
PPF: Then why is your bottom part called Raspberry?
Bundt: Nintendo just wouldn't accept it being named Double Chocolate. So they chose the next best thing.
PPF: I see. Well, I'm out of questions, so it's the audience's turn. Seat 67!
Mario: Are you a CHEESECAKE?
Bundt: No, moron. I already said I was double chocolate!
PPF: Yeah. No cheese here.
Mario: WAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
PPF: SECURITY!
(Petey Piranha spits sludge on Mario, glueing his mouth shut.)
PPF: Much better. Seat 59!
Peach: Should I marry Mario or Bowser?
Bundt: Bowser. Mario's intellect would rub off on you.
Peach: Good point.
PPF: Please ask a SERIOUS question!
Peach: Define BUNDT.
Bundt: The king of cakes, and Mario's worst enemy.
Bowser: Position already taken.
PPF: SECURITY!
(Petey Piranha throws Bowser into the dungeon.)
PPF: SEAT 2!
Cackletta: What spell did Chef Torte use on you? I want it for myself!
Bundt: Only Chef Torte knows, and he's in my stomach.
Cackletta: Darn.
PPF: Seat 678!
Gooper Blooper: On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you hate Mario?
Bundt: 12.
Gooper Blooper: Me too.
PPF: No friendly talking on Lemmy's Interview Show! Seat 5!
Bowyer: Like Chef Torte do you?
PPF: Translation: Do you like Chef Torte?
Bundt: Yes, he is very tasty.
Bowyer: Not what I meant that was.
PPF: Seat 78!
Bowser Junior: Do you hate me just like everyone else?
(Bundt throws a Bob-omb at Junior.)
Junior: Yup.
BOOM!!!
(Junior and several other audience members fly into the horizon.)
PPF: Well, since most of the audience is gone, we'll just end this with my traditional End-Of-Interview question. Do you like Petey Piranha?
Bundt: No duh! He's a big ugly oaf!
PPF: WRONG ANSWER! SECURITY!
Petey Piranha: Scout Petey Piranha reporting for duty, sir!
PPF: Sic Morton on him!
Morton: WEDDING CAKE!
(Petey Piranha throws Morton at Bundt.)
Morton: WEDDING CAKE!
Bundt: NOOOOOO!
PPF: See you all next time on Lemmy's Interview Show!
Roy: Haha! I'm Petey Piranha Fan's least favorite Koopaling, and I didn't get hurt in this Interview!
(A trapdoor opens under Roy and he falls into a pit of spiders.)
Roy: MOMMY!
PPF: Bye for now!
Morton: Mmmmm... Wedding cake...
PPF: END TRANSMISSION!
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