Joe: Whew, I thought I'd never get out of the CI- WHAT'S GOIN' ON HERE?!
(The audience is still crazy from the sugar from last Interview. Joe walks up to Jinx and Karlos.)
Joe: Who made the audience go insane?
Jinx: Karlos.
Karlos: Shut up!
Joe: KARLOS!!!
Karlos: No! Please! Have mercy on me!
(Joe stuffs Karlos in a vending machine.)
Joe: Okay, folks, I've returned, so everyone shut up now.
Mario: Cheesecheesecheesecheesecheese!
Morton: Weddingcakeweddingcakeweddingcake!
Booster: Peanutbutterpeanutbutterpeanutbutter!
Joe: Shut up, people!
(A few Goombas explode for no reason.)
Bowser: MustkidnapPeachmustkidnapPeachmustkidnapPeach!
Peach: HelpmeMariohelpmeMariohelpmeMario!
(Five Hammer Bros. throw hammers everywhere.)
Joe: SSSSHHHHUUUUTTTT UUUUPPPP!!!
(Everyone calms down except for Mario.)
Mario: CheeseweddingcakepeanutbuttermustkidnapPeachhelpmeMario...
(Joe presses a button that sends Mario down "The Crevice that leads to the Center of Plit".)
Joe: Now stay in your seats, audience, because I'm interviewing Shroob today!
(Shroob comes in and sits in the interviewee chair.)
Joe: So Shroob, why were the Shroobs so obsessed with finding a new home?
Shroob: $%& #%$ *#$% @#$ ^!@ %#$^%$.
Joe: What?
Shroob: $%& #%$ *#$% @#$ ^!@ %#$^%$!
Joe: Jinx! Get me a Language Pill, pronto!
(Jinx gets a Language Pill from the cabinet and gives it to Joe. Joe feeds it to Shroob.)
Joe: Let's try this again. Why were the Shroobs so obsessed with finding a new home?
Shroob: Our old home was too gloomy.
Joe: What mineral was used to make your laser guns?
Shroob: We used the same type of mineral that makes coins: gold.
Joe: How were the UFOs made?
Shroob: We simply got parts from the RC Shroobers, and painted them white at the end of the construction.
***
(A doomship with 500 Dark Koopatrols on it lands by the Chum Bucket. Overlord Yoshi comes out and knocks on the door. Plankton opens the door.)
Plankton: Ah yes! Overlord Yoshi, come in and make yourself at home.
(Overlord comes in.)
Overlord: So what’s the problem?
(Plankton holds up a picture with Joe, Karlos, and Jinx on it.)
Plankton: These three people defeated me in my attempt to takeover an Interview!
Overlord: Thats it? Just an Interview thwarted?!
Plankton: Well, yes, but I'll pay you 100 dollars to get rid of them!
Overlord: 100 dollars, eh? Ok, you got yourself a deal!
Plankton: Thank you! MWAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
***
Joe: What's the deal with the Swiggler?
Shroob: The Swiggler gave our UFOs power when they were low on it.
Joe: Audience Time! Seat DESTROYUSALL!
Rex: Which Shroob species was your favorite?
Shroob: The Shroob Rex. He was powerful in Shroob Castle.
Joe: Seat CAREERBUILDER!
X-Naut: Like, why did you attack the past instead of the present, dude?
Shroob: When the Elder Princess Shroob was imprisoned by the Cobalt Star, the Shroobs of this time period didn't go to Plit.
Joe: That's all, folks!
Karlos: End-
(Joe grabs Karlos.)
Joe: You don't talk now! I talk! END TRANSMISSION!
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