Larry: Hello and welcome to Larry’s Interviews! As you know, Elder Princess Shroob blew up the Interview place in my last Interview. Since it’s still under construction the Interview will be at Gelato Beach! Man, Lemmy was mad at me...
Flashback…
Lemmy: Larry, you idiot!
(Lemmy hits Larry on the head with a crowbar.)
Larry: Ow!
End flashback…
Gooper: Can we get started already?
Larry: All right! First question: Why were you in that crate?
Gooper: Well when I was swimming a scientist saw me and tranquilized me and put me in a crate to send me to a lab to be tested on, but before the ship came to pick me up I managed to get a tentacle free.
Larry: Zzz… Huh?! Oh, interesting. Next question: How could you grow your tentacles back?
Gooper: Oh, that’s natural for a Blooper to do.
Larry: Next question: When you were defeated and fell in the water, how did you vanish?
Gooper: I didn’t vanish, I can swim at the speed of light.
Larry: Audience questions! Seat- Oh yeah, no seats… Roy, got a question?
Roy: Yeah, who’s your favorite Koopaling? And why?
Gooper: Iggy, because he made me giant.
Roy: Iggy? *sees Iggy* Why you!
(Roy tries to beat up Iggy but gets thrown out the window by Iggy.)
Audience: O.o
Larry: O…kay… That weirdo who’s dancing.
Numa Numa Man: Ma-ia-hii ma-ia-hu-
Larry: SILENCE!
(Larry’s eyes turn blood red and Numa Numa Man turns to dust.)
Larry: All right, Bowser, got a question?
Bowser: How does that cork keep reappearing?
Gooper: When Mario pulled my nose the cork got lodged in my throat. I tried to get it out but it ended up back where it started.
Larry: Last question, Baby Bowser!
Baby Bowser: How did the cork get in there in the first place?
Gooper: The scientist who found me put it in.
Larry: That’s all we have time for, but first… I’m hungry. Chef!
Chef: Yes?
Larry: I’m hungry and I want… fried squid!
Chef: Right away!
Gooper: Gulp!
(Chef catches and cooks Gooper and gives him to Larry.)
Larry: (while eating Gooper) Mmmmm! End Transmission!
| If you would like to send some feedback
to the author of this submission, please complete this form.
What's your name?
What's your Email address?
How do you rate this submission?
Does this submission belong in Little
Lemmy's Land?
Would you like to see more from this author? Comments and suggestions:
|
Have an Interview or a suggestion of
your own? Email me!
Go back to Lemmy's
Interviews.
Go back to my main
page.
