(Mario Koopa and Luigi Hammer Bro. are on a plane to Hawaii to interview Lilo and Stitch.)

Mario Koopa: Meno Meno! (Are we there yet?)

Luigi Hammer Bro: Meno Meno!!! (No. But- AHH!)

Mario Koopa: Meno Meno? (What is it?)

Luigi Hammer Bro: MENO MENO! (The Koopa Kruiser is beside us!)

Bowser: FIRE!

(The plane gets shot down by Bowser and plummets to a time hole in Bowser's Castle. The plane teleports to the Koopa Kingdom of yesteryear!)

Mario Koopa: Meno Meno! (Well THAT sure was a strange light show!)

Luigi Hammer Bro: Meno Meno? (Where are we?)

Baby Bowser: Hey you! What's your beef, man? Don't you know it's rude to land in someone's castle without permission?

Mario Koopa: Meno Meno! (Omigosh! We must be in Baby Bowser's castle!)

Luigi Hammer Bro: Meno Meno? (We were going to interview Lilo and Stitch, but why don't we interview Baby Bowser?)

Mario Koopa: Meno Meno! (Great idea!)

(The time hole flashes and Lemmy appears on a stage with an audience!)

Lemmy: It's time for.

Mario Koopa and Luigi Hammer Bro: Meno Meno! (Lemmy's Interview Show!)

(Mario Koopa grabs Baby Bowser and puts him on the Interview chair.)

Baby Bowser: What's going on?!

Two hours later...

Baby Bowser: So let me get this straight. This guy with the funky hairdo is one of my future sons? And you guys are Mario Koopa and Luigi Hammer Bro. and you're going to interview me?

Mario Koopa: Meno! (Yeah!)

Baby Bowser: Then let's get started! It's time for "My Future Son's Interview Show"!

Mario Koopa: Meno Meno? (Why do you wear a bib on your neck all the time?)

Baby Bowser: Oh, this? This is for disguising me when I do bad stuff and play bandit.

Luigi Hammer Bro: Meno Meno? (Why do you always try to kidnap Baby Peach?)

Baby Bowser: You mean Princess Peach? I want her to go on a play date with me!

Mario Koopa: Meno Meno? (When you're battling Mario and Luigi in Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time, where'd you get all the Mushrooms?)

Baby Bowser: At the time it was time for my snack. I thought that the big dude I was with was hungry too so I shared with him!

(The audience seems to be in a state of shock.)

Baby Bowser: But... THAT'S THE ONLY NICE THING I'LL EVER DO!!! YOU GOT THAT?!

(The audience sighs in relief.)

Luigi Hammer Bro: Meno Meno! (Time for questions from the audience!)

Baby Bowser: Ooh ooh! I want to choose who asks me questions me, me, me! Can I?

Lemmy: Sure!

Baby Bowser: Boo!

Boo: Where'd you get the hammer in Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time?

Baby Bowser: I found it on the ground and figured a Hammer Bro. dropped it and so I asked one to train me in how to use it! Koopa!

Koopa: Meno Meno! (How can you talk if you're a baby?)

Baby Bowser: Uh... I found a dictionary with the hammer!

Lemmy: That's all the time we have! Tune in next time on Lemmy's Interview Show!

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