Narrator: Last time on this three-part adventure!

Overlord: Welcome to Overlord's Chaos Interviews!

Joe: That Overlord's gonna pay!

Mario: How come I-a didn't-a see that-a before?

Overlord: It's audience time.

(Joe, Jinx, and Karlos are standing in front of a large group of people.)

Joe: Okay, I suggest you know why we're all here: To get back our building!

Narrator: What happens next? Stay tuned to find out!

***

Plankton: Where's my seat?

Kevin: Right here.

(Kevin puts Plankton in a chair.)

Overlord: How come he's doing an Interview?

Kevin: Because he's the guy who hired you for the job, and it says that we have to give the villain his part of the deal.

Overlord: ... Fine, fine. I don't like the interviewee anyway.

Dark Craw: Hey!

Overlord: Hay is for horses. Now shut up.

Dark Craw: ...

Plankton: All right Dark Craw, why do you spend your life in the Pit of 100 Trials?

Dark Craw: The Shadow Queen said I was too powerful for the above world.

Dark Koopatrol: Wait a minute! I'm stronger than you!

Dark Craw: Only by 5 HP and 2 DEF.

Overlord: SILENCE!!!

Dark Koopatrol: (freaked out) Y-y-yes s-s-sir.

Plankton: Now then, Is Gus your cousin?

Dark Craw: Yes, but you don't see me giving him family love for that matter.

Plankton: Uh, okay then...

(Joe, Jinx, Karlos, and their army are at the front gates of Overlord's Interview Castle.)

Joe: Okay everyone, let's do this!

(Joe opens the door to find a weird half-octopus, half-Koopa creature.)

Karlos: Who are you?

Hybrid: I'm Octo-Koopa! I've been sent down here to destroy any interlopers who dare enter here, unless you're here for the Interview show.

Joe: Uh, yeah, that's it. We're here for the Interview show...

Octo-Koopa: Oh, okay then. Carry on.

(The group gets past Octo-Koopa and starts walking forward.)

Jelly Jiggler: That was close. He nearly found out that we we're gonna take back the building.

Bobobo: JELLY JIGGLER, YOU IDIOT!!!

Octo-Koopa: Ah-hah! I knew you interlopers were up to something! Now here comes pain!

Gasser: Way to go, General.

(50 Dark Koopatrols enter the room.)

Octo-Koopa: ATTACK!!!

Joe: CHARGE!!!

(They all rush at each other to do battle.)

Plankton: Since you're a powered up version of Gus, why don't you have any dark powers?

Dark Craw: Well, uh... It was the Shadow Queen's idea!

Overlord: ... What a nincomkoop.

Plankton: What are your stats?

Dark Craw: HP: 20, ATK: 6, DEF: 0.

(The Dark Koopatrols are all dead, and the crew has Octo-Koopa as a hostage.)

Octo-Koopa: You can't do this to me!

Jinx: We can, and we will!

Iggy: This must be Lemmy's cell.

(The group bust it open, and untie Lemmy.)

Lemmy: Thanks a bunch, guys. When Joe, Jinx, and Karlos were kicked out, Overlord tied me up, threw me in here, and proceded to turn this place into an evil lair. I'll help you guys!

(Cheesy fanfare plays, signalling that Lemmy joined the group.)

Bowser: What are we waiting for? Let's stop that Overlord person!

Everyone: Right!

Octo-Koopa: Um, can I join?

Joe: No, you almost killed us! Why should we help you?

Octo-Koopa: That jerk has been treating me like I'm his slave! I've had it with that guy, so I'll help you!

Joe: Well... Okay!

Plankton: Audience Time! Seat DARKCLOUD!

Dark Lakitu: What do you do in your spare time?

Dark Craw: I like to send Email to Gus using my Mailbox SP.

Plankton: Seat POKEYOURFEET!

Pokey: Why do you have that caaaaaaaaaaap? It makes you look dooooooooorky!

Dark Craw: This cap happens to be a gift from my grandpa! Got a problem with that?

Pokey: Yessssssssssss...

Plankton: Last, and least, Seat ANCIENTCREATURE!

Bristle: Do you have any rivalries with Dark Koopatrol?

Dark Craw: (dorky voice) Do you have any rivalries with Dark Koopatrol? (normal voice) YES!!!

Dark Koopatrol: That's right, dorkwad! You stink!

Dark Craw: Why that ungrateful little punk! LET ME AT HIM!!!

(Dark Craw begins to beat up Dark Koopatrol.)

Plankton: Overlord, stop them!

Overlord: Are you crazy? This is a perfect way to end transmission!

Narrator: Will Joe and Co. be able to defeat Overlord? Did Octo-Koopa really join the freedom fighters? Why is it that Jelly Jiggler says things out loud?

Overlord: Just shut up and say end transmission already!

Narrator: Find out next time! END TRANSMISSION!

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