Narrator: Last time on this three-part adventure!

Overlord: Hay is for horses.

Dark Koopatrol: (freaked out) Y-y-yes s-s-sir.

Octo-Koopa: I'm Octo-Koopa!

Bobobo: JELLY JIGGLER, YOU IDIOT!!!

Iggy: This must be Lemmy's cell.

Dark Craw: Why that ungrateful little punk! LET ME AT HIM!!!

Narrator: What happens next? Stay tuned for the conclusion of this adventure!

***

Overlord: Welcome to-

Kevin: Overlord's Chaos Interviews!

Plankton: Today, me and Overlord interview Dry Bones, the animated Koopa skeleton!

Overlord: But to get him here, we need to kill a Koopa...

(A Koopa runs for the door.)

Overlord: DIE, KOOPA!!!

(Overlord kills the Koopa, turning him into bones. Overlord uses his magic to revive him as a Dry Bones.)

Overlord: How are you feeling?

Dry Bones: I WAS fine until YOU turned me into THIS THING!!!

Overlord: But you can now come back to life and throw bones!

Dry Bones: ...

Overlord: Which leads me to your first question: How do you come back to life?

Dry Bones: Does the word "magic" mean anything to you?

Overlord: Yes, now shut up and Plankton will ask you a question.

Plankton: Why did Bowser want you on the Koopa Klan?

Dry Bones: He thought skeletons could aid him in causing madness in the Mushroom Kingdom.

Overlord: In New Super Mario Bros, why'd Bowser make you guys bigger?

Dry Bones: We actually begged him to do that to us.

(Joe and the gang are two rooms away from the main Interview room.)

Joe: Before we go in, I want to thank all of you for coming so far! Without your help, we would have been destroyed by now.

Don Patch: Don't mention it.

Koopalings: He's right!

Mario: Yeah, what they said.

Luigi: Me too!

Wario: Me three!

Waluigi: Me four!

Octo-Koopa: Me five!

(They don't know that Kevin sees them, and he runs off.)

Plankton: Don't you lose body parts when you throw bones at Mario?

Dry Bones: Nope. They automatically grow back. That's the good thing about Dry Bones.

(Kevin barges in.)

Kevin: King Overlord! I don't mean to bother you, but Joe is coming with a huge army to crush us all!!!

Overlord: Uh oh. We better finish this Interview with audience questions. Seat BIGAPPETITE!

Gourmet Guy: Why do Dull Bones die without reviving?

Dry Bones: That's the result of a failed revival of a Koopa skeleton, my friend.

Plankton: And Seat MOSTWANTED!

Grubba: Why did your dull cousins enter the Glitz Pit?

Dry Bones: They wanted fame and fortune, doofus.

(Joe and Co. barge in.)

Joe: Overlord, I believe you have something of mine!

Overlord: Grr! You're not getting it! TROOPS, ATTACK!!!

(Big epic battle which Joe and Co. wins. The castle crumbles into Lemmy's Interview Building. Overlord and Plankton are taken away to jail.)

Joe: Well that's finally over!

Karlos: Now we can do Interviews like always! YAYZ!

Joe: Oh, and BoBoBo?

BoBoBo: Yes?

Joe: You and your gang are hired!

BoBoBo and Co: YES!!!

Lemmy: END TRANSMISSION!

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