(Last time, Mario Koopa and Luigi Hammer Brother were sucked into a time hole and landed in Bowser's Castle of yesteryear! They interviewed Baby Bowser and now they must get back to their own time!)
Mario Koopa: Well, Baby Bowser, we have to go now.
Baby Bowser: NO! Stay! I don't have anyone to play with me!
Minions: Ahem!
Baby Bowser: Not counting my minions.
Mario Koopa: Well there's not really anybody left to interview here.
Minions: AHEM!
Mario Koopa: Not counting your minions.
Baby Bowser: WAH! WAH AH AH!
Hammer Brother: I'll handle this! Interview me!
Luigi Hammer Brother: If we're going to interview a Hammer Brother, it might as well be me.
Baby Bowser: YAY! You can stay!
Lemmy: Then it's time for...
Mario Koopa and Baby Bowser: Lemmy's Interview Show!
Baby Bowser: Hello everybody! Today on my future son's Interview show, I will be replacing Luigi Hammer Brother because me and Mario Koopa are going to interview him!
Minions (audience): YAY! You go, Prince Bowser! You're the man! Go Mario Koopa!
Mario Koopa: So brother, do Hammer Brothers play sports?
Luigi Hammer Brother: Yeah, we play baseball, tennis, golf, any game that we can use our hammers in!
Mario Koopa: How do you use your hammer in golf, tennis, and baseball?
Luigi Hammer Brother: We use our hammers for tennis rackets, bats, and clubs.
Mario Koopa: Very clever.
Baby Bowser: What's the average IQ of a Hammer Brother?
Luigi Hammer Brother: Our IQs vary from 50-130
Baby Bowser: What's your IQ?
Luigi Hammer Brother: 80.
Mario Koopa: Questions from the audience! Goomba!
Goomba: Do you guys start out as Koopas before you become Hammer Brothers?
Luigi Hammer Brother: Yes. There's this training we have to take that determines if we will be Hammer Brothers or Koopas. I took the training and passed. Mario Koopa wasn't there so he didn't become a Hammer Brother. (Read the bios.)
Baby Bowser: Duplighost!
Duplighost: Is there any relation between the hammers that are used by Hammer Brothers and the ones in Donkey Kong Arcade?
Luigi Hammer Brother: Not really. If you notice that game takes place in Brooklyn, which is a place on Earth, and we live on Plit. Plus, those hammers were used by Mario.
Mario Koopa: Boo!
Boo: Do you sleep with your hammers?
Luigi Hammer Brother: Yes. When you become a Hammer Brother you make a vow to never be separated from your hammer. So we sleep with our hammers so that they can't be stolen without us being woken up.
Mario Koopa: That's all the time we have! Join us next time when me and Luigi Hammer Brother try to get back to our own time!
Lemmy: And thank you for watching Lemmy's Interview Show!
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