Crazy: Today I’m interviewing King Whomp…Why am I talking to no one?
Lakitu: I think you need to go to therapy.
Crazy: Why?
Lakitu: You’re too crazy.
Crazy: Meh… Fine. But only because I have nothing better to do. I need to hire someone. I pick seat 253,456,246.
Huff 'N Puff: That’s me!
Crazy: Good for you. I’m going to therapy.
Huff 'N Puff: Ok…First question here says… Huh? Is this chicken scratch or something?
(He shows Lakitu the questions.)
Lakitu: Oh, forgot to tell people his questions look like chicken scratch to people who aren’t crazy.
Huff 'N Puff: So what am I going to do?
Lakitu: I don’t know. Uhh… Ask some of your own questions.
Huff 'N Puff: Ok… First question, why are you bigger than the average Whomp?
King Whomp: It was actually an accident. I was a regular Whomp when suddenly I ran into a strange old man in a white coat. He used a laser and made me grow this big.
Huff 'N Puff: Question 2, where did you get your crown?
King Whomp: From Peach’s Crown Shop: Crowns for All Shapes and Sizes.
Huff 'N Puff: Question 3, why do Whomp’s have bandages on their backs?
King Whomp: We fell on our backs too many times.
Huff 'N Puff: Last question before the audience, what is your favorite game?
King Whomp: Super Mario 64 DS!
Huff 'N Puff: Why the DS version?
King Whomp: Because I have a crown.
Huff 'N Puff: Audience Time! Seat Talk.
Morton: How do you make, build, create, construct your kind, population, people?
King Whomp: Kamek made us from really big bricks.
Huff 'N Puff: Seat 35,345,345.
Morton: How…
Huff 'N Puff: What the… Why are you asking another question?
Morton: Because I want to talk, chat, whisper, murmur more!
Huff 'N Puff: Security!
(Lots of Tuff Puffs fall onto Morton.)
Morton: MPPH MPPPH! (WEDDING CAKE!)
Huff 'N Puff: Seat Cheese!
Mario: CHEESE!
Huff 'N Puff: Security!
(The Tuff Puffs crush Mario and throw him out.)
Huff 'N Puff: Seat Crash!
Bob-omb: Can Whomps be beaten with bombs?
King Whomp: I don’t know. How about you test on this guy?
Whomp: HUH?!
Bob-omb: Ok!
BOOM!
Bob-omb: Yup, they can!
(The Whomp crumbles to pieces.)
Huff 'N Puff: Well that’s all the time we have! End Transmission!
At the therapy office...
Therapist: You have to stay here for quite awhile.
Crazy: How long is that?
Therapist: Two days.
Crazy: O_O
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