Mario Koopa and Luigi Hammer Bro. must get back to their own time! Will they get there? Let’s see.

Mario Koopa: Baby Bowser-

Baby Bowser: PRINCE Bowser.

Mario Koopa: Prince Bowser, we really need to get back to our own time.

Baby Bowser: *sniffle, sniffle* AHH WAH AHH AHH! AHH HUH! AH HUH! AHH AHH AHH AHH!

(Mario Koopa and Luigi Hammer Brother sneak over to the timehole while Baby Bowser’s throwing a fit. They end up back in their own time. They look around and discover that they’re at Bowser’s Castle of the present!)

Mario Koopa: Oh great. My old nemesis’s place. Thankfully when we were in his castle of yesteryear it was before he kicked me out of the castle. [Bios.]

LHB: Un-thankfully he’s right behind… us.

(Mario Koopa stands up and turns around to find himself face to face with Bowser!)

Mario Koopa: Hello, Bowser.

Bowser: Arch-nemesis.

Mario Koopa: I told you, I have no relation to Mario!

Bowser: Well, I have two reasons to hate you now! You left me with nobody to play with in the past! And you’re related to Mario!

Mario Koopa: No I-

Bowser: Enough talk! Load them into the cannon, Goomax!

Goomax: Uh… I don’t have hands, sir. How do I put them in the cannon?

Bowser: Oh yeah.

(Bowser puts Mario Koopa and Luigi Hammer Brother in the cannon and fires them out.)

MK and LHB: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

(They land in front of their house.)

Mario Koopa: Hey, Luigi Hammer Brother. We’re home!

LHB: YAY!

???: AAHHH!!!

(Mario Koopa and LHB look up and see a Dry Bones falling from the sky! The Dry Bones lands on LHB. The Dry Bones falls apart.)

Mario Koopa: Yikes! Here, let me help you.

(Mario Koopa puts the Dry Bones back together.)

Dry Bones: Thanks.

(LHB gets up.)

LHB: What are you doing here?

Dry Bones: Bowser shot me over here to make sure you guys were in pain.

Mario Koopa: Well we’re not in pain.

Dry Bones: Crud.

(LHB goes inside the house.)

LHB: Hey Mario Koopa! Look! All our interviewing stuff is here! Let’s interview Dry Bones!

Dry Bones: Me? Oh, well- I don’t- uh- Ok.  : )

Mario Koopa: All we need now is Lemmy and-

???: AAHHH!!!!

(Lemmy falls from the sky.)

Lemmy: Dad sent me here to make sure that the Dry Bones was in pain.

Dry Bones: I’m not in pain.

Lemmy: Crud.

Mario Koopa: We were just about to interview Dry Bones.

Lemmy: Well we don’t have a camera.

LHB: We have one here with our interviewing stuff!

Lemmy: We don’t have an audience.

(A bunch of Monty Moles come up from the ground.)

Papa Mole: We heard that there was an Interview for Lemmy’s Interview Show about to happen up here!

Mario Koopa: There is!

Mama Mole: We love that show!

Lemmy: Then it’s time for…

The Monty Moles, LHB, and Mario Koopa: Lemmy’s Interview Show!!!

(Papa Mole turns the camera on and starts filming.)

Mario Koopa: We’re live with Dry Bones for an Interview on Lemmy’s Interview Show!

Dry Bones: Hi!

Mario Koopa: First question. How does a Koopa become a Dry Bones?

Dry Bones: When Mario kills us we become Dry Bones.

LHB: How do you tell if a Dry Bones died as a red Koopa or a green Koopa?

Dry Bones: The ones that died as red Koopas are the ones that don’t walk off of cliffs, and the ones that are dead green Koopas do.

Mario Koopa: Are you a green one or a red one?

(Dry Bones walks off of a cliff. Mama Mole gets a fishing pole and fishes for Dry Bones's parts. She hooks on to them and brings them back. Dry Bones reassembles.)

Mario Koopa: After that episode I think it’s safe to assume that he’s a green one.

LHB: Audience questions! Mama Mole!

Mama Mole: Why is it that in Paper Mario 2, Dry Bones' shells were colored?

Dry Bones: That’s because Hooktail killed them. Mario didn’t.

Mama Mole: So why did they get to keep their shell color?

Dry Bones: I guess it’s because when Mario jumps on a Koopa’s shell the shell dies. Hooktail just ate it.

Mama Mole: (How does a shell die?)

Mario Koopa: Let’s stop with confusing questions. Papa Mole!

Papa Mole: Why is it that when you throw one of your bones you don’t lose any?

Dry Bones: We have spare bones in our shells.

LHB: Junior Mole!

Junior Mole: How do you walk, talk and do anything at all if you’re dead?

Dry Bones: When we die, our ghost and our spirit are the only things left. Our ghost controls our bones and our bones come to life.

Mario Koopa: Grandpa Mole!

Grandpa Mole: What would happen if a Dry Bones's bones somehow were just gone? Like they were nowhere at all? Just poof.

Dry Bones: The ghost that was living within the Dry Bones would become a Boo.

Mario Koopa: We weren’t able to do this in the last two Interviews because we weren’t home, but we can do it now because we are! It’s time for the Prize Cards!

Dry Bones: What?

Mario Koopa: We give you three cards and you flip one over to see what your prize is!

Dry Bones: What’s the prize for?

LHB: Just for being here to let us interview you!

(Mario Koopa shows Dry Bones the backside of three cards.)

Mario Koopa: Choose one!

(Dry Bones points to the card in the middle.)

Mario Koopa: And your prize is…

(Mario Koopa shows the front of the card to reveal a picture of a palm tree.)

Mario Koopa: A trip to Yoshi’s Island!

(Everybody cheers for Dry Bones. A plane appears and Dry Bones gets inside. The plane flies to Yoshi’s Island.)

Mario Koopa: This has been Lemmy’s Interview Show! Join us next time when me and my brother interview Professor E. Gadd! Bye!

(Mario Koopa walks into the house.)

LHB: End Transmission!

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