(Mario Koopa is in the bathroom looking in the mirror. )

Mario Koopa: I’ve got to look good for the Interview with Boo!

(Mario Koopa turns the sink on and washes his face and looks back in the mirror. He sees Boo in front of his face.)

Mario Koopa: YAAHHH!!!!

(Mario Koopa jumps out of his shell and runs through the wall and out of the bathroom. He runs into Luigi Hammer Brother.)

LHB: What’s wrong, Bro?

Mario Koopa: *random noises and sounds*

LHB: O_O  So, Boo showed up early and scared you and so you jumped out of your shell and ran through the wall, so he succeeded in scaring you, hurting you, and making you lose something, all at the same time?

Mario Koopa: Yes.

(Boo comes into the room and gives Mario Koopa his shell back. Mario Koopa puts it back on.)

Mario Koopa: Let’s just get this Interview over with.

(Mario Koopa presses a button on the TV remote and a big stage comes up from the floor. Mario Koopa and LHB sit down in the chairs on the stage and Boo just floats over his seat.)

Mario Koopa: Where’s Lemmy? He should be here by now.

(Lemmy comes in.)

Lemmy: Hey guys.

LHB: What took you so long?

Lemmy: Family meeting. Dad was mad at us for filling his shaving cream bottle with syrup. He has a razor stuck to his face now.

Mario Koopa: Why’d you guys put syrup in his shaving cream bottle?

Lemmy: Actually Roy forced us to do it. He was mad at Dad for not giving him allowance because he put paint in Dad’s shampoo.

Mario Koopa: Let’s move on. It’s time for…

LHB and Boo: Lemmy’s Interview Show!

Lemmy: But we don’t have an audience.

(A bunch of ghosts fill in the audience seats. Lemmy faints from fear.)

Mario Koopa: Question 1, in the Mario Party games if there’s a trapdoor or something you fall through it. Why does that happen if you can float?

Boo: In those games they have another Boo turn invisible and pull me down.

LHB: In Super Mario 64 DS, the first time somebody fights Big Boo he just looks like a giant Boo. But when you fight him in the fight to get the key to save Luigi, he looks like King Boo. Why is that?

Boo: In the first fight you fight a bunch of Boos fused together to create Big Boo. In the second one King Boo gave his crown to a bunch of Boos because it gives whoever wears it more power, so they could become a more powerful version of Big Boo.

Mario Koopa: Time for audience questions! Bogmire!

Bogmire: The Boos in Luigi’s Mansion can go through walls, so why don’t you guys just escape from the Poltergust 3000 by phasing through it?

Boo: We actually tried that. The thing is, when Luigi sucks us up he sucks our power up as well. So we don’t have the power to go through stuff anymore.

LHB: Chauncey!

Chauncey: Why are Boos weak to ice in the battle against Boolossus?

Boo: Because those Boos died from accidents in Ice Land.

(The Boos that formed into Boolossus come inside and see Lemmy, who is still unconscious. They grab him and go away.)

Mario Koopa: What are they going to do to him?

Lemmy: YYYAAAAHHHHH!!!

Boo: I’d rather not say.

(Boolossus enters. Boolossus sits in one of the chairs in the audience.)

Mario Koopa: Boolossus!

Boolossus: Is there any way for a ghost to come back to life and not be a ghost anymore?

Boo: Only if the body of the ghost when they were alive is still whole. Then they could take over their body.

Boolossus: Crud.

Mario Koopa: Why, “Crud”?

Lemmy’s ghost comes in holding his body. He goes into it and is revived. Lemmy goes up to Boolossus.

Boolossus: Hi… Lemmy.

(Lemmy punches Boolossus and starts beating him up in a big dust cloud.)

Mario Koopa: Biff Atlas!

Biff Atlas: Why’d Boos hang their tongues out from they’re mouths and drool in Super Mario Sunshine?

Boo: Those Boos were lazy.

LHB: Prize Cards time!

Mario Koopa shows Boo the back of three cards. Boo picks the one in the middle. Mario Koopa turns it around to reveal a picture of a big mansion.

Mario Koopa: You win a mansion!

Boo: Woohoo! C’mon, guys! We’ve got a mansion to haunt!

(All the ghosts leave.)

Mario Koopa: Join us next time when we interview Lord Crump!

LHB: END TRANSMISSION!

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