P.T.: Welcome to...
Lemmy: Lemmy's Interview Show!
P.T.: Lemmy, you're still beat up, and slightly boiled. Don't make me get Kyle in here.
Lemmy: Yes, Master.
P.T.: Master? I like the sound of that! Yes, I am your master! My bidding shall be done!
Lemmy: You mean you're going to an auction?
P.T.: Idiot.
Mario: Did somebody call me? CHEESE! Okey dokey! I'm-a Mario!
Real Mario: You! My clone! You have given me a bad reputation on this website!
(The real Mario pulls out the Fenrir Keyblade from the Kingdom Hearts Series, and beats up his clone.)
Lemmy: Interview the person, or else!
P.T.: Or else what?
Lemmy: I don't know. I didn't think you'd ask.
(P.T. punches Lemmy in the nose.)
Lemmy: Ow! Who are you interviewing?
P.T.: Waluigi.
(Waluigi appears out of nowhere.)
Waluigi: Before you ask, I used magic to teleport here.
P.T.: Okay. First question. Why do you have such a dumb name? I mean, come on! Who names there kid Waluigi?
Waluigi: It's actually my nickname.
P.T.: How'd you get a nickname like that?
Waluigi: Well I'm always with Wario, so that explains the "Wa" part of it. And since I'm like a Luigi to him, that explains the "Luigi" part. Thus creating the name, "Waluigi".
P.T.: Oh. Why are you a filler? You only appear as Wario's partner, or you don't appear at all.
Waluigi: Well, when you're playing Mario games, you don't see Luigi that much. And I'm like Wario's Luigi. So if you play games about a character seen less than Mario, you can bet I probably won't appear.
Lemmy: Why is it when you interview people, they give long answers?
P.T.: That's because all the interviewees are Morton in a suit.
Lemmy: Really?
P.T.: Maybe. Or maybe they're not Morton, and I'm just pulling your leg. Or maybe part of both.
(Twilight Zone music plays.)
Waluigi: Hello! I'm still here!
P.T.: That's all I had to know.
Lemmy: You can't just send in an Interview with three questions.
P.T.: Fine. In Mario Baseball, your symbol was an eggplant. Why?
Waluigi: Eggplants are my favorite food.
P.T.: How can you be so tall and skinny, if you live with such a short, fat guy?
Waluigi: Nintendo was trying to be funny when they made us.
P.T.: Ah. Why are you portrayed as the ultimate coward?
Waluigi: Lemmy didn't want me on this website, but I was desperate. So I'd take any stereotype thrown at me, as long as I was here.
P.T.: Audience question time! Seat DOESANYBODYKNOWWHOIAM?.
Luigi: Why do you hate me?
Waluigi: You're a better Luigi than me.
Luigi: So you admit it!
Waluigi: D'oh!
Homer Simpson: D'oh!
P.T.: Seat INEEDTOSHUTUPIFIKNOWWHAT'SGOODFORME.
Morton (while dancing): I just made a mistake, I ate most of the wedding cake. Please don't tell the bride, or else she'll burn my hide!
P.T.: Hey, bride! Morton ate most of the cake!
Bride: DIE!
(She kills Morton.)
Lemmy: Unfortunately, he'll be back in time for the next tourist's submission that has him in it.
P.T.: D'oh!
Homer Simpson: D'oh!
P.T.: Okay. I think we still have time for one question. Seat INSERTSEATNAMEHERE.
Some random creature: Why do you and Wario have weird noses?
Waluigi: We were born with them.
P.T.: Okay. See you next time on...
Lemmy: Lemmy's Interview Show!
P.T.: Do you pay attention, when I tell you not to say that?
Lemmy: Maybe.
(P.T. somehow summons lightning, and beats up Lemmy with it.)
Lemmy: Blagidagiblagidag- End transmission!
Larry: That's my thing!
Roy: Let's get him!
Lemmy: Darn.
Transmission Ended
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