(Luigi Hammer Brother goes to Mario Koopa’s room and opens the door to find Mario Koopa hiding in his shell on the floor.)

LHB: Uh… Bro, it’s time for our Interview with Peach!

Mario Koopa: No! Have you noticed anything? Every time we have an Interview, something bad happens! We put the life of everyone we know in danger when we have an Interview! Get someone else to do it!

LHB: O.O  I guess I could call our annoying sister, Peach Koopa, and ask her to do it.

Mario Koopa: NO! Never! That obnoxious sister of ours is worse then anything!

LHB: Too late. I just called her.

Mario Koopa: X.X

Ding dong!

LHB: That’s probably our sister right now.

(Mario Koopa faints. LHB answers the door and sure enough, Peach Koopa’s there.)

Peach Koopa: Hello, darling brother.

LHB: Hey, Peach Koopa. Come on in.

(Peach Koopa enters.)

Peach Koopa: So… where’s the stage? Or the audience? Can you guys do anything right?

(LHB grabs the TV remote and presses a button. A stage appears along with an audience.)
LHB: Now, listen. Here’s what we do…

LHB explains how the Interview goes to Peach Koopa.)

LHB: Got it?

Peach Koopa: Yeah yeah whatever.

(Ding dong! LHB answers the door and Peach and Toadsworth are there.)

Peach: Hello, Luigi Hammer Brother.

(Peach curtsies and enters. Toadsworth enters.)

LHB: Ok. While Peach Koopa interviews you, I’m going to wake up my brother. See ya!

(LHB goes back to Mario Koopa’s room. Peach and Peach Koopa go onstage and sit down in the chairs. Toadsworth sits in a seat in the audience.)

Peach Koopa: Hmm… According to my brother, some guy named Lemmy Koopa should be here.

(Lemmy comes crashing through the wall.)

Lemmy: (speaking in a walkie-talkie) This is Ball Rider to Big Brain! Your cannon works. Over.

(Lemmy looks around and sees that he’s in Mario Koopa and LHB’s house.)

Lemmy: Uh oh. AHH!!!

(Lemmy runs toward the door. Peach Koopa picks up the TV remote.)

Peach Koopa: I wonder what this does.

(She presses a button and a large crane comes down from the ceiling and grabs Lemmy. The crane sits Lemmy down in a chair and the chair straps Lemmy to it.)

Lemmy: Dang it! I told those guys I get tortured every time I come to an Interview that they’re in charge of!

Peach Koopa: I guess we’ll start the Interview! Hello everybody! I’m Peach Koopa! I’m going to interview Princess Peach! So it’s time for…

Audience: Lemmy’s Interview Show!

Peach Koopa: Question 1, in some Mario Party games you’ll say “Mamamia!” Are you Italian?

Peach: Why yes. That is why I am ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom.

Peach Koopa: Oh, I get it. Mushrooms are Italian food!

Peach: That’s right!

Peach Koopa: What happened that made Bowser your enemy?

Peach: One time when I was a baby, I accidentally found my way into his castle. Bowser thought I looked cute and wanted to play with me. We played for a while but then my parents took me back from him and in the process they wiped out half of his kingdom. So he captures me because he likes me and he wants revenge on my kingdom.

Peach Koopa: What made you decide to join Smash Brothers?

Peach: Bowser captured me and was trying to hide from Mario. He signed up for Smash Brothers and he signed me up too. Mario found out about this and decided that joining Smash Brothers again was the only way to save me.

Peach Koopa: Audience questions! Toadsworth!

Toadsworth: Princess Peach! Did you take your medicine today?

Peach: Yes.

Toadsworth: Your vitamins?

Peach: Yes.

Toadsworth: Your-

Peach Koopa: Security!

(Nothing happens.)

Peach Koopa: My brothers don’t even have security? This place stinks!

(Peach Koopa grabs Toadsworth and throws him out the window.)

Peach Koopa: *sigh* Ok, I’m calm. Toad!

Toad: Why do you not wear your dress in Mario sports games?

Peach: I wear the skirt instead of the dress because I only have one dress and I do not want to get it dirty.

Toad: But you wore it in Smash Brothers Melee.

Peach: That wasn’t a Mario sports game, even though it had Mario in it.

Peach Koopa: Koopa!

Koopa: What do you think of Bowser?

Peach: Eck! He needs mouthwash! And does he ever shower? What would ever make him think that I like him? He’d have to knock me out cold to get me to marry him or anything like that!

Peach Koopa: Prize Card time!

(Peach Koopa shows Peach the back of three cards. Peach chooses the one in the middle. Peach Koopa turns it around to show a spa.)

Peach Koopa: You win a 3-day vacation at the Mushroom Spa! Make sure you bring tanning lotion!

Peach: Yay!

(Two suitcases appear on both sides of Peach and she picks them up. She heads out the door.

Peach: Toadsworth! We’re going to a spa!

(Mario Koopa and LHB come into the room. Lemmy breaks free of the chair and calls someone on his cell phone.)

Lemmy: Hello? Is this Dad? I’d like to schedule an Interview with you. At Mario Koopa’s house.

Mario Koopa and LHB: WWHHHAAAATTTTT?!

Lemmy: Uh-huh. Yeah. Yesm bring the bomb. Well of course you can punch them on my show! Yeah. Okay. Bye!

(Lemmy hangs up.)

Mario Koopa: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!

Lemmy: It’s a little something called, revenge. Later!

(Lemmy runs out the door.)

Mario Koopa: Well join us next time when our interviewee kills us.

LHB: *gulp* END TRANSMISSION!

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