Spike: I haven't appeared since we interviewed Mario.

P.T.: Then I guess you get to interview this person.

Spike: Who?

P.T.: Wart.

Spike: Darn.

Kyle: I want to interview too. I haven't interviewed since we interviewed Mario, either.

P.T.: You helped Shrooby and I interview Petey Piranha.

Kyle: No, I was going to, but you made me beat up Senor Lemmy for the whole episode.

P.T.: Fine. You two can handle it. I'm going on a deep personal mission on my own.

Spike: You mean typing this submission so Lemmy might add it onto the site?

P.T.: Uh, NO! Phew, he almost figured out that I actually am going to do that. Wait, I said that out loud. D'oh!

Homer Simpson: D'oh!

At the studio...

Kyle: Ohla, Senors, Senoritas, Ninos, and Ninas!

Spike: Welcome to...

Lemmy: Lem...

(P.T. comes out of nowhere dressed as a barber and cuts all of Lemmy's hair out with scissors.)

Lemmy: Aaahh! I'm bald!

(Roy and Morton appear onstage wearing jackets saying, "Bald Boy Club".)

Roy: Welcome to the club.

(Morton puts a jacket on Lemmy, and the three Koopalings leave.)

Spike: Wart, get over here!

(He does.)

Spike: Wart, why are you in the hatingness of vegetables?

Wart: Why do you sound like Fawful?

Spike: Answer the question, foo!

P.T.: My line! Wait, how'd I get here?

Wart: When I was a kid, some Chain Chomps tried to eat me, because I smelled like vegetables.

Kyle: So, if you're near vegetables, you think the Chomps will come back?

Wart: Yes.

Spike: Just like Captain Hook fearing the alligator. Or alarm clocks. I don't know.

Kyle: Senor Wart, why are you a frog? What I mean is, why are you in the Koopa Royal Family, if you're a frog?

Wart: Some say I was mutated by Bowser, some say it was a toxic waste incident, but I'll tell you the truth. I was adopted!

DUM! DUM! DUM!

P.T.: Who said that, and how am I here? Again.

Spike: Well anyway, if you were adopted, are you still older than Bowser?

Wart: Yes. Morton Sr. and his wife adopted me, but then they decided they wanted another kid. So Bowser was born. He inherited the role of King of the Koopas, because he was born into the family. Since I was adopted, I got lame-old Sub-con.

P.T.: If I were Crazy Packers Fan, I'd probably have Panser say something about a SURF, or was it SKATE?  Maybe SNOWBOARD. How'd I get here? Again again.

Kyle: Senor...

Spike: Stop saying "senor"!

Kyle: Nevah! Wart, how are you a frog, but Nick and Susan are Koopas?

Wart: I adopted them.

Spike: I guess adoption runs in the family. Oh wait, there is no family! Just a bunch of adopted people!

Wart: You wanna tussle?!

Spike: As long as you never say "tussle" again! And as long as it's after the Interview.

Wart: Of course.

Spike: But for now, who is your wife?

Wart: My wife looks exactly like me. But as a girl. Her name is Wartette.

Kyle: WHAT KIND OF NAME IS THAT?! HER PARENTS MIGHT AS WELL HAVE NAMED HER "DARTH - GARTH: HOMER: GUY"! I MEAN, COME ON! IN FACT, THAT WAS SO DUMB, I'VE LOST MY ACCENT FOR THE REST OF THE EPISODE!

Plit, Hyrule, Dream Land, etc: 0.0

Kyle: Uh, I mean, "really?"

Wart: Yes.

Kyle: So, what do you think of your seven nephews and one niece?

Wart: Well, Ludwig seems very smart, Lemmy is okay, I like Roy, Iggy is a wimp, Wendy is a brat, Morton is okay even though he gets annoying after a while, Susan goes crazy for Larry, so I guess if she likes him, he's an okay guy, and Bowser Jr. reminds me of Bowser.

Kyle: Is it good that he reminds you of Bowser?

Wart: Yeah. I guess.

Spike: Well, I think we've done enough.

Lemmy rolls on his ball onto the stage, wearing a wig that looks like his hair, but with a price tag sticking out.

Lemmy: What about the audience questions?

P.T.: I had to sell the audience so we'd be able to pay for the roll of film in the camera that tapes this episode.

Lemmy: -_-

P.T.: You've been watching...

Lemmy: L...

(P.T. pulls out a tack, and pops Lemmy's ball.)

Lemmy: Darn it! That ball cost me my whole life savings!

P.T.: Not my problem! End Transmission!

Transmission Ended

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