P.T.: So, how was the Interview with Wart?

Spike: Fine.

Kyle: I got in a fight with Wart.

Shrooby: You let Spike and Kyle interview someone?

P.T.: Yeah.

Shrooby: I want to interview! I haven't appeared since we interviewed Petey Piranha!

P.T.: Fine. I'm going on a second personal mission of my own.

Spike: You mean typing THIS Interview, so Lemmy might or might not accept it?

P.T.: NO! I mean yes!

Spike: A-ha!

P.T.: D'oh!

Homer Simpson: D'oh!

At the studio...

Shrooby: Where's Lemmy?

(Lemmy appears, still wearing that wig with the price tag sticking out, and on a new ball.)

Lemmy: You're interviewing Yoshi.

Shrooby: Okay. Welcome to...

Lemmy: Lemmy's...

P.T.: Have my past adventures in torturing you taught you nothing?!

(P.T. shoves Lemmy's head, arms, and legs into his shell, and tosses said shell out the window.)

Shrooby: Okay. Yoshi, please come onstage.

(Yoshi does.)

Shrooby: Yoshi, why do you have bad grammar?

Yoshi: Bad grammar is slang on my island.

Shrooby: Does Mario really break your back or dislocate certain back bones when he rides you?

Yoshi: No. I've been doing research, and it turns out, Wario was riding me and breaking my back, but dressed as Mario.

Shrooby: Ah. Why are you and Birdo together?

Yoshi: Well, after losing to Mario in Super Mario Bros. 2 and Super Mario RPG, she decided to turn good. During her time as a good guy, she took a vacation to my island. That's how we met. We've been going out ever since.

Shrooby: But she was Popple's rookie in Mario and Luigi. That was a bad guy role. She also was crushing on Popple. Weren't you upset?

Yoshi: Yeah. I felt bad that she left me for Popple. So I decided to move on. I was dating a yellow Yoshi with a hair style similar to Karma's.

Shrooby: Are you still dating that Yoshi?

Yoshi: No. She left me for Popple, the same way Birdo did.

Shrooby: Are you dating Birdo again, then?

Yoshi: Yes. She apologized to me.

Shrooby: Audience questions. Seat GIANTSWORD.

Exor: Can you lay eggs with baby Yoshis inside?

Yoshi: No. Only female Yoshis can do that. Male Yoshis can lay eggs, but they can't hold babies. Say, why is your mouth called "Neosquid"?

Exor: I gave my mouth a weird name because I was blackmailed. But I'm not being interviewed!

Yoshi: Oh.

Shrooby: Seat PRINCESS.

Peach: What determines a Yoshi's color?

Yoshi: Nothing. A Yoshi's color is completely random.

Shrooby: Seat COWARD,BUTNOTREALLYACOWARD,BECAUSEIT'SJUSTASTEREOTYPE.

Waluigi: Why do you wear a saddle and shoes, but nothing else?

Yoshi: I wear a saddle so people can ride me. I wear shoes because I have sensitive feet. The same applies for other Yoshis.

Shrooby: Okay. We're out of time. See you next time on...

(Lemmy runs into the studio.)

Lemmy: Lemmy's...

(P.T. does to Lemmy what he did earlier.)

P.T.: End Transmission!

Transmission Ended

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