P.T.: Shrooby! It's time for you to interview!
(P.T. is looking for Shrooby, who is hiding. But he comes out of hiding.)
Shrooby: Ghosts scare me.
P.T.: Too bad!
(Shrooby runs away.)
Spike: I ain't interviewin'!
Kyle: I did it last time.
P.T.: Fine! I'll do it!
Soon...
P.T.: Welcome to...
Lemmy: ...
P.T.: I'm going to have to get used to that. Anyway, I'm going to interview Broozer and Atomic Boo at the same time! My first double Interview!
Audience: Aaaaaaahh!
(The audience runs away.)
P.T.: Okay.
Broozer: Where are our interviewee seats?
P.T.: Actually, I only had one. But I had to sell it so I could afford to interview more than one person. But you're ghosts! You can float!
(Broozer punches P.T.)
P.T.: Ow!
Broozer: I have a name! It's Punchy!
P.T.: Okay. First one is for Atomic Boo. Why are you only a sub-boss, if you have the same stats as Doopliss, who is a boss in the same game?
Atomic: Because I'm not as important. And I'm an optional fight.
P.T.: Yeah, but people feel obligated to fight you. Do you have any relation to Boolossus? I mean, you two are both giant Boos that are a bunch of Boos put together.
Atomic: He's my big brother. You know what I just noticed? He's made of 15 Boos, and he's huge! But I'm made of more Boos, yet I'm smaller.
P.T.: Oh, well. Broozer...
Punchy: Punchy!
P.T.: Right. Punchy, what exactly are you?
Punchy: I'm a variation of the common Boo. However, I'm taller, have longer arms, wear boxing gloves, have yellow eyes, don't have a long tongue, and I'm purple.
P.T.: Right. Punchy, how long have Broozers been around?
Punchy: When a person dies, they become a Boo. When a person that likes to fight dies, they become a Broozer. However, most of the time Boos are born as ghosts. Same for Broozers. I guess you could just say that Broozers have been around as long as Boos.
P.T.: Then how come you haven't appeared until New Super Mario Bros?
Punchy: We were having a tournament. It ended in time for New Super Mario Bros.
P.T.: A tournament would take that long?
Punchy: There were a lot of combatants.
P.T.: Oh. Atomic, do you still live in Creepy Steeple?
Atomic: No. I moved into the Donut Plains Ghost House, with Boolossus.
P.T.: (Why is it always the one in Donut Plains?) Atomic, why are you called "Atomic Boo"?
Atomic: I'm a fan of Atomic Betty!
(Everyone on Plit laughs at Atomic Boo for five hours. After five hours...)
P.T.: Punchy, did you know that Mario was using Broozers to break walls?
Punchy: No. My kind is more of a brawn type than brain.
P.T.: Do you hope to appear in future games?
Punchy: Yes.
P.T.: Were you, Punchy, in New Super Mario Bros.? And if you were, which Broozer were you?
Punchy: Yes, I was the first Broozer to appear.
P.T.: Last one. It's for Atomic. Are you the Boo that sent Mario that Email that said he might have missed some of the treasures in Creepy Steeple?
Atomic: Well, it was one of the Boos that make up my form.
P.T.: Well, that's it. End Transmission!
(Transmission Ended.)
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