P.T: Today, I'm going to interview a person that I've never seen anyone interview in all of Lemmy's Land.

Lemmy: Who?

P.T.: Professor Frankly. You know, the Goomba that's really smart. He was in Paper Mario 2.

Lemmy: Oh.

P.T.: Actually, I'm not going to interview him. Kyle is.

Kyle: Did someone say my name?

P.T.: Yes. You're interviewing Prof. Frankly.

Kyle: Who?

P.T.: Professor Frankly. You know, the Goomba that's really smart. He was in Paper Mario 2.

Kyle: Oh.

Soon...

Kyle: Ohla! You are watching...

Lemmy: ...

P.T.: Well?

Lemmy: What? You want me to stop saying that. I can take a hint. I stopped.

P.T.: Yes! I'm going to a party! Whee!

(P.T. rides out of the studio on a bike.)

Kyle: Say "Ohla!" for Professor Frankly!

Audience: Who?

Kyle: Professor Frankly. You know, the Goomba that's really smart. He's in Paper Mario 2.

Audience: Oh.

(Frankly walks over to the interviewee chair.)

Kyle: Okay. Senor, do you still live in Rogueport?

Frankly: Yes. So I can study the treasure.

Kyle: You mean a stupid...

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Kyle: ...Dried Shroom?

Frankly: Yes.

Kyle: Aren't you a little angry that there was a big build-up to a big, secret treasure, and it turned out to be the worst item in the game?

Frankly: Actually, no. That was no ordinary Dried Shroom. It was actually a rare type of Mushroom that gave you infinite HP. It can actually still do that, as a Dried Shroom. But it was stolen. That's the part that makes me mad.

Kyle: Did you know that Senor Doopliss was posing as you towards the end of the game?

Frankly: No. But Goombella told me after Mario left.

Kyle: When Senorita Shadow Queen was turning the world into darkness, we got to see you in the Palace of Shadows. What were you doing there?

Frankly: Looking for the treasure. I mean, why do you think I came into the room Mario was in, with the chest containing the treasure, after the battle?

Kyle: Speaking of which, where did you find it? The treasure.

Frankly: In Gloomtail's room. Actually, inside Gloomtail, himself.

Kyle: Ew. Audience questions! The Senorita in seat GOOMBA.

Goombella: Why do you have pages from my Tattle Log in your trash can from time to time?

Frankly: I blow my nose with them.

Mario: So that's why when I took them out of the trash can, they had Goomba mucus on them.

(Mario and all his PM2 party members faint.)

Kyle: Seat MYMOUTHHASADUMBNAME,ANDYOUWON'TSTOPPUTTINGMEINYOURINTERVIEWS.

Exor: Stop putting me in your Interviews! Do you know E. Gadd?

Frankly: He's my penpal.

Kyle: Seat LEMMY'SINTERVIEWSHOW.

Lemmy: How am I in a seat? Anyway, do you think you're smarter than E. Gadd?

Frankly: I'm not sure. You might ask that because he studies lots of things, like ghosts and making other machines. And all I do is study the 1000-Year Door, and other things related to it. But in the end, I'd say we're about equal.

Kyle: Audios!

Lemmy: End Transmission!

(Transmission Ended.)

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