(Punchy is punching a punching bag, Shrooby is trying unsuccessfully to lift weights, Kyle is punching a punching bag, Spike is sleeping, and P.T. is on the Internet, until Lemmy rushes into the room.)

Lemmy: P.T.! It's time for an Interview!

P.T.: No! You haven't responded to my submissions!

Lemmy: Fine! Spi...

(He sees that Spike is sleeping. And if he's learned anything, it's to not disturb any Broozer, or Kyle. The only person left is Shrooby. So, he drags him onstage. Soon...)

Shrooby: Welcome to...

Lemmy: ...

Shrooby: Anyway, I'm interviewing King Boo!

Audience: Aaaaaaahhhh!

(The audience runs away. Again. But a few ghosts appear.)

Lemmy: What's with all the ghosts?

Shrooby: Ghosts? Aaaaaaahhhhh!

(Shrooby runs away.)

Lemmy: Okay. So King Boo, why are you partners with Petey Piranha in Mario Kart: Double Dash?

King Boo: He was the only person left to be partners with.

Lemmy: Do you have any relation to Atomic Boo and Boolossus?

King Boo: No.

Lemmy: Why did you look different in Super Mario Sunshine than in other games?

King Boo: That was my brother. He is also known as King Boo. That really gets on my nerves, though.

Lemmy: You had glowing eyes, a blue tongue, and a different crown in Luigi's Mansion. Why do those certain things change in other games?

King Boo: I had glowing eyes and a blue tongue to look more frightening to Luigi. I have a different crown because Luigi took my other one after beating me.

Lemmy: Audience questions! Seat BOO.

Boo: How could your kind (technically, it's also my kind) overpower Mario, if you couldn't before?

King Boo: We were a special kind of Boo. This kind, however, was only seen in Luigi's Mansion.

Lemmy: Seat CEMETARYSHADOW.

Bogmire: How come your crown doesn't sink through you? You're a ghost!

King Boo: I CAN be tangible, you idiot!

Lemmy: That's all for now! End transmission!

(Transmission Ended.)

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