P.T.: Wedding Cake!
 
Spike: Huh?
 
Punchy: P.T. just had some wedding cake.
 
(Seriously. I just had some wedding cake. But I wasn't at a wedding, though.)
 
Spike: Well, Lemmy told me to tell you that you have to interview Bogmire.
 
Kyle: What's with all the ghosts lately?
 
Soon...
 
P.T.: Welcome! I'm interviewing Bogmire!
 
Audience: Aaaaah!
 
(The audience tries to run away again, but their butts have been glued to their seats.)
 
P.T.: Yeah, I've seen what you've done before. Well, no more! Hey! That rhymed!
 
Bogmire: Ahem!
 
P.T.: Okay. What are you?
 
Bogmire: I'm a shadow that represents fear and dispair.
 
P.T.: Are you a portrait ghost?
 
Bogmire: No. But I can be turned into a portrait. All ghosts can, in fact.
 
P.T.: Do you have any relation to Shadow Mario and the Shadow Queen?
 
Bogmire: Shadow Mario is just Bowser Jr.
 
P.T.: But both Shadow Mario and Bowser Jr. appeared together in another game. So he must be an actual character.
 
Bogmire: Oh. Well, no. But the Shadow Queen is my aunt. My brother, Smogmire, controls all the shadow enemies in Mario RPG.
 
P.T.: So?
 
Bogmire: I felt like telling you that.
 
P.T.: How are you able to make black clones of various sizes?
 
Bogmire: Aunt Queenie gave me that power.
 
P.T.: Aunt Queenie?
 
Bogmire: Queenie is the Shadow Queen's real name.
 
Plit: Hahahahahahaha!
 
(Shadow Queen faints from hearing this.)
 
P.T.: Audience questions! Seat BOOKSAREMYONLYFRIENDS.
 
Neville: Why were you in the graveyard?
 
Bogmire: I left my wallet in the graveyard. After retrieving it, Luigi and I got into a fight.
 
P.T.: Seat YOSHISTILLHUNGRY.
 
Yoshi: Are there more creatures like you?
 
Bogmire: If so, I haven't seen any. The only ones I've seen are my mom, Smogmire, and me.
 
P.T.: Seat CHEESE.
 
Mario: CHEESE!
 
Real Mario: I think he means to say, "How come you didn't mention your dad?".
 
Bogmire: My dad looks different from Smogmire, Mom, and me.
 
P.T.: Seat I'MSOWEAK,AGOOMBACOULDBEATMEUP.
 
Iggy: How did you escape your portrait?
 
Bogmire: The portrait broke. That released me.
 
P.T.: Okay. Bogmire, would you like to join my Interview gang?
 
Bogmire: I don't have anything else to do, so sure.
 
P.T.: Okay. But you have to interview someone else, first. End Transmission!
 
(Transmission Ended.)

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